ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories

"...at last came the sight I was dreading..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I Was Late to the Vienna Opera, and Had to Listen in the Tardy Room... We Heard Horrifying Sounds Inside." written by GuyAwks, narrated by...

"...I held it to my ear..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I Found a Payphone in the Woods. I Wish I Hadn't Answered." written by LookAtMyBadge (@tyleradam1993 on Substack), narrated by ClancyPasta The Show is AD-FREE for $2+...

"...those days were a nightmare..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "The Ghost Who Communicated Only by Writing on Fogged Up Wirrors During Showers" written by Monsieurharlie, narrated by ClancyPasta The Show is AD-FREE for $2+...

"...here's what I remember..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Has Anyone Here Played Midnight Baseball? I'm Trying to Remember the Last Rule" written by MeasuredAnomaly, narrated by ClancyPasta The Show is AD-FREE for $2+...

"...all sales final..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I Work at a Used Mattress Store. We Don't Offer Refunds" written by NoCardiologist1353, narrated by ClancyPasta The Show is AD-FREE for $2+ Supporters on Patreon, and you...

"...I couldn't take it..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "My landlord had one rule. Don't Acknowledge the second occupant" written by ADAMCOOLBEANS, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~...

"say, uh... watcha doin there?" CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "My Neighbor Won't Stop Digging" written by N.J. Parker, narrated by ClancyPasta The Author's Patreon: https://patreon.com/njparker Here are ways to support the...

"...the sun wasn't even up yet..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Behind the Lattice" written by XImXTheXOneX, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ►...

"...don't leave your campsite..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I'm a camp host at an isolated campground in the woods that has 3 rules you must follow" written by Savanahgleckler, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to...

"...she vanished behind a black curtain..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Thank You for Shopping at Winnie's!" written by Patrick, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ►...

"...I ran into this website..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I was placed in an experiment, and now I can't get out" written by RelativeCut1063, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~...

"...well, it's complicated..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "A Dead Girl Texted Me, but I Didn't Stop Replying" written by B. Schwarz, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ►...

"...years later, I'd ask the town sheriff about it..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "We Found a Tomb From Outer Space" written by Empty-Wing7678, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~...

"...the first one began with the same muffled scratching sound..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I attached a microphone onto a rat and the audio I recorded was very disturbing." written by Pudenator, narrated by ClancyPasta...

"I thought she was joking, but she wasn't..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "The Last House on Bellweather Road" written by Frazzle_Panda (MrBLT (@mrblt-o3t) on YouTube), narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the...