Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.
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Signup to Generate a PitchTwo Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.
Recent episodes include "JDavinci Vance Code Predicts Total Fleatearthplap Victory" (16 October 2026, 184 minutes), "I am Just a Traveling Man and This Right Here is my Traveling Hand" (2 October 2026, 204 minutes), and "Getting My Sh*t Ruined For Borrowing Too Much Money From Xenu and Yakub" (18 September 2026, 134 minutes).
Blood $atellite publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 180 minutes across 139 episodes.
Booking probability for Blood $atellite is 35%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Blood $atellite requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Blood $atellite's contact route on record: verified email.
Blood $atellite is a news podcast with 139 episodes published.
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Dimes and Judas discuss the hagplex making Shane Gillis’ gym ass commentary the new Democratic Party position, Dimes strangling a MAGA jobs program in the womb, and America’s National Conservative Conference hosted in...
Dimes and Judas discuss the recent Second Sons protest on Aboriginal territory sparking a national outrage, a tech startup testing experimental medicine on disembodied but functioning human brains, and Candace Owens’...
Dimes and Judas discuss the conclusion of the Lindsay Clancy Mistrial, the fraudulent online legacy of Reasonable Blackman, and the epidemic of mob violence in Africa over alleged shouldercheck penis theft. After...
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Dimes and Judas give a debrief of DomCon 2026, discuss the emergence of AI vibe viruses, and describe in vivid detail a video of Congo Dandies. After dissecting a recent claim by Curtis Yarvin that anything that...
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Dimes and Judas discuss the exposure and death of disgraced black professor Jason Arday, the debate between Andrew Wilson and Candace Owens over the conspiracies surrounding Charlie Kirk’s murder, and New York Mayor...
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Dimes and Judas discuss Indians flooding AI platforms with CSAM trickery, the rise of cootermogger Savanna Cannon, and a recap of the Shiloh Hendrix trial. After investigating a woman who is birthing the highest-IQ gene...
Dimes and Judas discuss Lindsay Graham’s sudden gay death, the falling fertility of the Left, and a man paying spousal support for a vacation home hack. After diving into the Bishnoi Networking – the latest Indian gang...
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Dimes and Judas discuss the recent puzzling attempted mass shooting in Montreal, Trump resolving the gender discourse while losing on every other conceivable issue, and the civilizational catastrophe of no air...
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<p>Note: this episode had extremely poor audio for Dimes. It was able to be restored with AI but there will be some inconsistences. Dimes and Judas discuss the benefits and drawbacks of massive datacenters, the puzzling...
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<p>Dimes and Judas discuss a JPMorgan analyst making an outrageously false sexual assault claim against his girlboss, the inept Indian truck driver responsible for the Humboldt Broncos crash avoiding deportation, and...
<p>Dimes and Judas recap The April Event recently held in Toronto, discuss Infowars being taken over by The Onion, and the Pragmata pdophilia accusations. After exploring Kash Patel’s FBI issuing indictments on the SPLC...
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<p>Dimes and Judas discuss the latest civilization-ending accusations surrounding the newly-admitted War in Iraq, Chinese villagers eating what they believe to be dragon bones, and Kristi Noem’s bimbofication pervert...
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<p>Dimes and Judas discuss the sudden and inexplicable rise of Professor Jiang, the recent Louis Theroux documentary on the Redpill Manosphere, and the popularity of Fractional White-Collar Work. Somewhere after opining...
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<p>Dimes and Judas assess the recent developments in the 2026 Israeli-Iranian War, the death of hack fraud groundhog Wiarton Willie, and the controversy surrounding Canada’s new anti-hate bill C-9. After exploring the...
<p>Dimes and Judas discuss the international incident caused by a man with Tourette’s screaming slurs at the BAFTA awards, increasingly ominous conflict surrounding Iran and claims of nuclear armament, and a wave of...
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<p>Dimes and Judas discuss the latest trans school shooter in British Columbia, the Bad Bunny Superbowl performance, and Trump’s Venezuela immediately shipping oil to Israel. After exploring the new British Columbia...
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<p>Dimes and Judas discuss the generational crashout of Elijah Schaffer, the downfall of the latest Virginwhore Sarah Stock, and the latest round of Epstein Documents implicating some surprising individuals. They then...
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<p>Dimes and Judas run through a list of recent events that could spell the total collapse of Canada. Invasion, implosion, financial collapse, Being Even More Chinese, what do the next 3 years hold? Is this a cope...
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<p>Dimes and Judas discuss the death of Scott Adams and the death of Renee Good at the hands of an ICE Agent. After covering an article by “Men and the City” on the Global Margin Call that is resulting in Canadian real...
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<p>Dimes and Judas discuss the civilizational consequences of pirate moms making diet coke chicken and Trump’s brazen abduction of Venezuela’s president Nicolas Maduro. After exploring the globally cataclysmic...
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