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Hosted by Ian · EN-US · 48 episodes
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Just a two "normal dudes", having some drinks and having regular conversation. Conversations will vary, but are none-the-less comical. We will try to veer away from political and religious conversation because not everyone can maintain a respectful means of expressing their views.
Ian hosts Two Assholes and a Mic, a society show with 48 episodes published.
Send us Fan Mail In S2E47 , we fall into a Jupiter rabbit hole involving liquid hydrogen, solid cores, and whether throwing a match at the planet could create a new star. We also debate laying the PS5 flat, watch Robby’s
Send us Fan Mail In S2E46 , Robby checks in from Alaska before flying home as we talk questionable vape flavors, Alaska-grown weed, and Peter Pug getting so excited he nearly shits himself. We also debate AI data centers
Send us Fan Mail In S2E45 , we start with Roxy immediately getting in Robby’s face, old insults making a comeback, kids casually saying things they probably shouldn’t, and Ian trying out new cartridges because the curren
Send us Fan Mail In S2E44 , we bring Jackson on for the first time and immediately get into Europe, Tucson heat, brick houses that refuse to cool down, and why Ian’s biggest complaint is still no AC. Jackson talks about
Send us Fan Mail In S2E43 , we start off talking GTA 5 money grinds, warehouses, motorcycle club missions, selling “math,” Coca-Cola, Mary Jane, counterfeit cash, forged documents, nightclub work, bunker runs, and Robby
Send us Fan Mail In S2E42 , we kick things off with Robby doom scrolling One Piece and GTA videos while Ian talks through house plans, office garage dreams, fire pits, fans for the kids’ rooms, and eventually getting AC
Send us Fan Mail In S2E41 , we bring John back on and immediately get into retired “love me walls,” coins, shadow boxes, Robby definitely not smoking tobacco in Oregon, Jessie chewing rocks, and whether certain people lo
Send us Fan Mail In S2E39 , Ian and Robby start off getting into forgotten water, forgotten phone cords, grocery runs, crock-pot spaghetti sauce dreams, and whether pasta cooked directly in sauce would be genius or absol
Send us Fan Mail In S1E1 , we officially kick off Two Assholes on a Mic with Ian and Robby introducing themselves, explaining how the podcast came together, and immediately proving there was never going to be a strict pl
Send us Fan Mail In S2E38 , we start with a creepy Skype story from Ian’s time in Korea before getting into Robby sleeping thirteen and a half hours, waking up sore but mentally refreshed, and somehow turning that into a
Send us Fan Mail In S2E37 , we accidentally start with the fastest outro-intro combo ever before getting straight into Robby waking up to emergency poop pains and both of us comparing unfortunate shit-yourself stories. F
Send us Fan Mail In S2E36 , we start off with Robby getting attacked by a wasp seconds into the episode before Ian talks through one of those chaotic adult-life days where everything seems to go wrong at once. From there
Send us Fan Mail In S2E35 , we bring on Christopher Smith, the man responsible for calling Ian a Bag O'Douche in his book, and catch up on retirement life, work-from-home setups, gaming headsets, getting older, getting f
Send us Fan Mail In S2E34 , we start with Robby’s Slingshot finally getting towed off for repairs and a questionable vet adventure involving Slinky, a fresh stool sample, and front-desk confusion that makes absolutely no
Send us Fan Mail In S2E33 , we start off with a slightly cursed intro before getting into Robby’s plan to finally get the Slingshot picked up and looked at, Ian having one of those disconnected “don’t want to deal with a
Send us Fan Mail In S2E32 , we start off sweating through another round of Texas garage heat and UK weather talk before Robby gives an update on finally selling the trailer and getting the Slingshot lined up for a tow, r
Send us Fan Mail In S2E31 , we bring on our old friend Chance Cunningham and catch up on life after the Air Force. We talk about Chance retiring out of Fairchild, getting medically retired after 21 and a half years, roll
Send us Fan Mail In S2E30 , we kick things off with Ian sweating through the UK heat with no AC while Robby enjoys his precious American cooling. From there, we get into the latest mystery with Kirstie’s car, diesel part
Send us Fan Mail In S2E29 , we start with Robby showing off a new Sonic LEGO set, Knuckles, Rogue, dual-molded minifig legs, and whether custom 3D-printed LEGO figs are actually a thing. From there, we get into Robby’s b
Send us Fan Mail In S2E28 , we kick things off with full dad-mode chaos, dog hair everywhere, and Slinky demanding attention like usual. From there, we get into Slinky’s stinky feet, dogs sweating through their paws, bab
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Two Assholes and a Mic is hosted by Ian. The show is categorised under society (culture) and has published 48 episodes.
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