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What Really Chaps My Ass

Hosted by Michael · news · EN-US

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Facts. Bullshit. Solutions without a chance. This is primarily self-therapy in an attempt to deal with real life issues that seldom impact me directly. Some call it politics, I call it LIFE. Some call me liberal or democrat. I call myself reasonable and filled with common sense. You decide.

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What is What Really Chaps My Ass about?

Facts. Bullshit. Solutions without a chance. This is primarily self-therapy in an attempt to deal with real life issues that seldom impact me directly. Some call it politics, I call it LIFE. Some call me liberal or democrat. I call myself reasonable and filled with common sense. You decide.

Who hosts What Really Chaps My Ass?

What Really Chaps My Ass is hosted by Michael. The show has published 37 episodes to date.

What has What Really Chaps My Ass covered recently?

Recent episodes include "Season 7, Episode 6: 0.0% ABV Increases Chapping" (17 March 2026, 35 minutes), "Season 7, Episode 5: State of something something...new topic!" (6 March 2026, 37 minutes), and "Season 7 Episode 4: Kash and the State of our Union are NOT Fine" (24 February 2026, 28 minutes).

How often does What Really Chaps My Ass publish?

What Really Chaps My Ass publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 39 minutes across 37 episodes.

How hard is it to get booked on What Really Chaps My Ass?

Booking probability for What Really Chaps My Ass is 25%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. What Really Chaps My Ass requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. What Really Chaps My Ass's contact route on record: public web form.

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Michael hosts What Really Chaps My Ass, a news podcast with 37 episodes published.

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  • Episode #6

    Season 7, Episode 6: 0.0% ABV Increases Chapping

    Mar 17, 202635 minS7

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Join me after a week and a half away as I discuss the puppy killer, 2 first names, dead man walking Cornyn and dumb things run amok. Oh, and of course the d*ckhole of the week. All on an...

  • Episode #5

    Season 7, Episode 5: State of something something...new topic!

    Mar 6, 202637 minS7

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Join me a few days later than I wanted...because somebody had to change the topic of the State of the Union to dropping bombs. Because...of course they did. It would be nice to be BORING once in a...

  • Episode #4

    Season 7 Episode 4: Kash and the State of our Union are NOT Fine

    Feb 24, 202628 minS7

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Join me as I preview the State of the Union address, who will be given by the savior of women's sports (vomit in mouth). Yes, the gold medal win by the men's team WAS diminished by the inexperience...

  • Episode #2

    Season 7 Episode 3: SAVE Me from the Eyelashes! Don't Worry, the Dow is at 50,000

    Feb 17, 202631 minS7

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Join me for a weekly affirmation, I talk about the Save Act, give my opinion on what Democrats need to do from now until November, and of course, I drink a beer...from ANOTHER brewery that went...

  • Episode #2

    Season 7 Episode 2: No TP and No Excuses in My House. CALL OUT RACISM. ALWAYS

    Feb 10, 202634 minS7

    <p>Send a text</p><p>I really wanted to focus on the halftime show ridiculousness, but the great orange buffoon and his enablers do it again. Well, a staffer (sure). Join me as I split my time between 2 things that...

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  • Episode #1

    Season 7 Episode 1: Springboarding Thorton Mellon into Minneapolis. And he's dead. Megan don't care.

    Feb 2, 202628 minS7

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Welcome back! It's been almost 14 months since recording my last episode. Anything new? Join me as I tackle WHY I speak out, my disgust over what's going on in Minnesota and all over our nation, a...

  • Episode #2

    Season 6, Episode 2: Burgundy, Bullhorns, Billionaires, Biden, Bears, Beets, Battlestar Gallactica

    Dec 11, 202431 minS6

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Join me on episode 2 of the new season where I start the discussion on the impact that media sources have on our ability to see things for what they are, I talk about the rigorous qualification...

  • Episode #1

    Season 6, Episode 1: Torch passing is apparently super super hard. That's what she/he said.

    Dec 2, 202428 minS6

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Join me in a new season as I try to tackle the real reasons why Trump won...again. This week: Joe and his pride. Nancy Mace makes her debut...and I drink. A little.</p>

  • Episode #4

    Season 5, Episode 4: Hiding in a Turtle Shell in a Bowling Alley and Doing Nothing

    Feb 14, 202439 minS5

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Join me in the new year (yes, I can say that still since this is my first one of 2024) as I start to discuss the reality that is the Republican Party. Doing nothing so they can gain more power...to...

  • Episode #3

    Season 5, Episode 2 (part 2): Jar Jar Wears $700,000 Glass Slippers

    Dec 13, 202345 minS5

    <p>Send a text</p><p>It's part DOS and conclusion of my discussion of one on edumacation. Join me, won't you? M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I spells shenanigans.</p>

  • Episode #2

    Season 5, Episode 2 (part 1): Singing fish, small paychecks and it's not a TOOmah. At all.

    Dec 4, 202338 minS5

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Join my conversation of one as I start to tackle education. Part 1 of 2...or more. Oh, and of course the DHOTW. And if you don't know the acronym...take a listen and find out for yourself.</p>

  • Episode #1

    Season 5, Episode 1: Cooter shots and hairspray on the road to Oklahoma!

    Nov 18, 202346 minS5

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Heeeeyyyy...I am BACK! Finally...or as some would say...who are you? Join me nearly 3 years after my very first episode as I try to get back to rational thinking and why NOW...more than ever...is...

  • Episode #3

    Season 4, Episode 3: Swimming to Hawaii, Shopping at Lowe's and grumpy old baby men

    Apr 12, 202232 minS4

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Less politics this week except of course...dickhole of the week.<br/><br/>MTG drives to Hawaii, I shop at Lowe's, and grumpy baby men.<br/><br/>Cheers my 24 ears!</p>

  • Episode #2

    Season 4, Episode 2: Friends, Beers, and Open Microphones: what could go wrong?

    Mar 26, 202259 minS4

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Join me as I invite friends on the podcast to talk about the super easy topic of Critical Race Theory. And shocker for you - we don't have the answers.<br/> <br/>I also introduce a new...

  • Episode #1

    Season 4, Episode 1: See no, Speak no, Hear no - nothing to see here, please disperse

    Mar 22, 202241 minS4

    <p>Send a text</p><p>RE-join me as I start to discuss legislation that is created without a foundation or legitimate purpose all so that fragile-shelled assmunches can feel better about themselves.<br/>Cheers my 24...

  • Episode #4

    Season 3, Episode 4: My Reflection on 9/11 and the 20 years since...

    Sep 11, 202155 minS3

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Slight departure from my normal episodes...<br/><br/>Join me as I reflect on my time in New York on that fateful day and days/weeks immediately following. I hope to provide a slightly different...

  • Episode #3

    Season 3, Episode 3: Goose Ejected over Gilead: Lands on the Corner of Madison and Spongebob

    Sep 7, 202147 minS3

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Ok, the title's not meant to be incredibly descriptive. Or maybe it's because I start to discuss a woman's right to choose and I needed a funny/not funny title. Don't mess with Texas. FFS.</p>

  • What Really Chaps My Ass

    Season 3, Episode 2: An arrogant bastard eats grilled cheese on brioche

    Aug 23, 202139 minS0

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Join me this week as I spill my beer, learn more about Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian (yippee), cry about never having gone to Alabama and more. Oh yeah, and I try to make some sense of...

  • Episode #1

    Season 3, Episode 1: Yes, I took the summer off. I owe you nothing...

    Aug 12, 202149 minS3

    <p>Send a text</p><p>While I owe you nothing, my fair dozen listeners, I hereby bequeath a new episode. Listen wisely and do nothing in reaction without consulting an attorney.<br/><br/>I talk about batman, pandemic...

  • Episode #11

    Season 2, Episode 11: The Ruck, Silver Spoons, Hemorrhoids and Selfishness

    May 29, 202146 minS2

    <p>Send a text</p><p>Join me as I review my time with the Carolinas Ruck for Autism, we have a new DHOTW, and some other fun OTW topics. I also start to look at selfishness and self-centeredness. Cheers my 24 ears!</p>

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