
Episode #8
State of the Union: Our Perspectives
We talk about the state of American in 2026. SPOILER: it's not good.


comedy
Hosted by Robert Brandon Mallory · comedy · EN
Basically, we're just two friends who talk about everything from how to best cook a turkey to whether the higgs boson really gets us all the way there
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Signup to Generate a PitchBasically, we're just two friends who talk about everything from how to best cook a turkey to whether the higgs boson really gets us all the way there
We Can't Focus on Anything is hosted by Robert Brandon Mallory. The show has published 132 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "State of the Union: Our Perspectives" (2 September 2026, 56 minutes), "Humans" (31 August 2026, 77 minutes), and "Relationships and the DSA" (22 August 2026, 46 minutes).
We Can't Focus on Anything publishes roughly a few times a week, with episodes averaging 57 minutes across 132 episodes.
Booking probability for We Can't Focus on Anything is 35%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. We Can't Focus on Anything requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. We Can't Focus on Anything's contact route on record: verified email.
Robert Brandon Mallory hosts We Can't Focus on Anything, a comedy podcast with 132 episodes published.
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Episode #8
We talk about the state of American in 2026. SPOILER: it's not good.


Episode #6
For the second time, we sit down and discuss relationship. Once again, I figure out how to talk about the DSA.

Episode #5
Chappelle's issue with a celebrity and a further discussion about the DSA, their platform, and what their success means for you.

Episode #4
We just talking shit. It's the end of the week. Also, more on the DSA.

Episode #3
It's an interesting episode. We still talk about Hasan Piker and the DSA,

We discuss what it takes as a content creator late in life. We also discuss Hasan Piker and the DSA.

Episode #101
Luther wants to explore the state of Global warming and Climate change not only in nature but how it's viewed sociologically. And of course I'm talking about the DSA.

Episode #100
Look, I'm going to continue to talk about them indefinitely. Also, Epstein may be alive? WTF Enter Palm Beach Pete.

Episode #99
We discuss a myriad of topics but mostly discuss the the three in the title. More to come on the DSA.

Episode #9975
A 90+ minute long conversation about religion, politics, economics and more. Enjoy.

Long conversation about DSA's platform and our normal nonsense

Episode #99
wtf is going on with Iran? Also, we need therapy. You'll see.

Episode #99
A recap of mostly only Luther's week and some other weird conversation. Happy listening.

Idk. You'll see.

Episode #96
We build a new shelf for the studio while discussing our perspectives on social media and cell phone use.

Episode #95
We discuss the American prison system with someone who's lived it.


Episode #93
We try to stay objective. Wait, no we don't.

We try to discuss space tourism, but continue to be distracted. Also, Misty is with us.
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