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Vanity Project
Hosted by Ross Floate and Helen Razer · health · EN
About this Podcast:
Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse. Learn from the pair that late midlife doesn’t have to be a time for ambition and self-development because, now, there’s Ozempic™.
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What is Vanity Project about?
Join elderly lifestyle unfluencers Ross and Helen on the regular as an alternative to cutting and other popular acts of violent self-harm. Listen as these sexy seniors take you on a journey of self-discovery: chiefly, that you could be doing worse.
Who hosts Vanity Project?
Vanity Project is hosted by Ross Floate and Helen Razer. The show has published 26 episodes to date.
What has Vanity Project covered recently?
Recent episodes include "Episode 26: Things of a Fleshly Nature That You Might Not Otherwise See; or, The Best Debut on Broadway Since Streisand" (20 July 2025, 34 minutes), "Episode 25: Thus Spaced Zarathustra; or, Artichoke on That!" (13 July 2025), and "Episode 24: Neither Twelve nor Seventy-Five; or, Quote Investigator, Listener Novemberr, Ayn" (6 July 2025, 27 minutes).
How often does Vanity Project publish?
Vanity Project publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 35 minutes across 26 episodes.
How hard is it to get booked on Vanity Project?
Booking probability for Vanity Project is 27%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Vanity Project requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Vanity Project's contact route on record: public web form.
About the host
Ross Floate and Helen Razer hosts Vanity Project, a health podcast with 26 episodes published.
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Recent episodes
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- Jul 13, 2025—S0
Kids today are doing it wrong, or not enough, or something When you say that we should bump uglies, could you be more specific? Home Affairs set to crack down on MyColes Marriages If you gaze for long into The Abyss...
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Episode 24: Neither Twelve nor Seventy-Five; or, Quote Investigator, Listener Novemberr, Ayn
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- Jun 29, 202532 minS0
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- Jun 22, 2025—S0
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- Jun 15, 20251h 12mS0
<p>In honour of Dr Gary Foley’s recent 75th birthday, Beautiful Fairy Princess continues with her dastardly plan to publish his complete biography in podcast form before Tony Birch has the chance to write any of it...
- Jun 2, 202545 minS0
<p>See, kids? I know video games. Oh, and it’s a true crime podcast now, so that’s all the listener demographics covered. Also:</p> Ross Thee Stallion Achtung! Unverhohlener Volkswagen-Diebe! But first, Clive James A...
- May 25, 202551 minS0
<p>Lured by the undeniable architectural triumph that is the newly unveiled Feminist Wing at Floate Library—it didn’t take very long, either—our prodigal heroes return to say things directly at each other’s faces. Some...
- May 18, 20251 minS0
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- May 12, 202532 minS0
<p>They call him Captain Handsome but his name was Elisa Day. Nicknames, huh. Where do they come from? Beautiful Fairy Princess seems to think that the answer is ChatDSV, which I understand to be both a telepathic...
- May 4, 202537 minS0
With the reciprocal intervention orders from The Tiff still in effect, they’ve gone remote again this week. The sound is always shitty over Riverside—as I believe Captain Handsome’s favourite band Travis sang—but...
- Apr 27, 202549 minS0
This week, Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsome—back together after what Page Six has labelled The Tiff—are joined by a mystery guest! Who could it be? Is there perhaps an unnecessarily cryptic set of clues...
- Apr 13, 202540 minS0
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your vegan sandals ’cause it’s hot out there today! It’s hot out there every day; what is this, the Jagajaga Federal Electorate? Not hardly, but it is the perfect time for...
- Apr 6, 202539 minS0
No man is an island, even Captain Handsome, who recently returned from an island and would now very much like to be one but has instead settled for erecting a set of boundaries around himself as though he were a patch...
- Mar 30, 202540 minS0
Finally back in Captain Handsome’s home office/studio/Idi Amin shrine after two weeks spent hitting, smashing, beckoning, summoning, upsizing, vaccinating, and otherwising, our intrepid hosts are fresh out of Gs and...
- Mar 23, 20259 minS0
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- Mar 16, 202539 minS0
This week, our heroes are fearlessly testing the limits of remote recording technology. As will be apparent, Beautiful Fairy Princess has opted to record in an abandoned grain silo, whereas Captain Handsome joins us...
- Mar 10, 202525 minS0
1. EXT/INT. LENIN SHIPYARD. BLOOD RED SKY WE OPEN on a woman, HELEN (36), beautiful, fairylike yet somehow regal, speaking into a microphone. HELEN This episode is all about film! FRANCIS I shall speak only of dogs...
- Mar 2, 202538 minS0
Meatloaf assures us that 2 out of 3 ain’t bad, but can he be trusted? Neither Uber nor those responsible for the Net Promoter Score seem to think so, with the former suggesting that anything under 4.7 out of 5 is not...
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