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Hosted by two best friends with too many opinions and no clear direction, Useless Banter is your new favorite dose of chaos, laughs, and real talk. From unhinged travel stories and the highs (and lows) of gay culture, to lifestyle hot takes, pop culture deep dives, and career confessions — nothing is off limits and everything is up for debate. Whether you’re here for the humor, the honesty, or just the background noise while you spiral through your day, you’ll feel right at home. Tune in for the kind of conversations you have with your best friend at 2 AM — totally random, a little reckless, and 100% useless .
two best friends with hosts Useless Banter, a society show with 28 episodes published.
We made one mistake... filming this episode in the morning. Safe to say we're not exactly early birds, and the caffeine had to work overtime. Between the sleepy chaos, questionable brain power, and way too many tangents,
Happy Pride! This week, we're diving into all things Pride Month—from our favorite celebrations, unforgettable Pride memories, and what Pride means to us today. Then, we're getting a little messy as we discuss the art of
Three options. One has to go. No exceptions. This week on Useless Banter, we're putting our questionable judgment to the test with a drinking game of "Cancel One." From hookup apps to dating habits, we're forced to elimi
This week on Useless Banter, we're turning dating disasters into a drinking game. From the guy who says he's "not looking for anything serious" five minutes into the conversation to the one whose apartment raises more qu
This week on Useless Banter, we put our decision-making skills to the test with the most important fantasy draft of our lives: celebrity crushes, fast food chains, and more. Let’s just say some of our picks were question
From dusty campgrounds to spiritual experiences at the main stage, this week we’re breaking down all things Coachella 2026. We discuss the eternal war that is Weekend 1 vs Weekend 2, our favorite performances, festival h
We started with a few harmless unpopular opinions… and somehow ended up roaming the aisles of Home Depot and at a funeral. Truly, no one is safe. In this episode, we spiral (gracefully) from hot takes that might get us c
This week, we’re doing what we do best: having loud opinions about things that nobody asked for but we've been dying to discuss. We’re debating popular vs unpopular takes on Botox, closure (is it real or just a dramatic
Paris, fashion, fitness… and just a touch of delusion. In this episode, we’re recapping our full two-week European adventure from start to finish—no detail spared. From the chaos and glamour of Paris Fashion Week to sigh
This week on Useless Banter, we’re in our “main character going to Europe” era—mentally packing outfits, romanticizing every cobblestone street, and pretending we won’t overpack (we will). But before the passport stamps
This week, we’re diving headfirst into pure chaos with a very unserious (but deeply revealing) game of Would You Rather? From unhinged dilemmas to suspiciously specific scenarios, nothing is off-limits—and somehow, every
This week on Useless Banter, we’re serving smize, stamina, and slightly unhinged opinions. We dive into the new docuseries on America’s Next Top Model and unpack everything — the iconic moments, the questionable challeng
The bar? Still in hell. And somehow… getting lower. This week we’re unpacking Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, sharing our very unsolicited thoughts on the r ecent Olympic Games, and adding even more unhinged entries
From Grammys opinions absolutely no one asked for to yet another round of story time, we’re back doing what we do best: talking just to talk. This week, we break down The Grammys , spiral into more personal stories, and
This week, we’re joined by a VERY special guest—one of our besties and an OnlyFans creator—for an unfiltered, no-holds-barred conversation about what it’s really like behind the paywall. From the wildest subscriber reque
This week on Useless Banter, we’re getting a little cosmic and a lot chaotic. We dive into the juicy world of astrology and break down how to find your Chiron placement (aka your emotional damage in birth chart form 💀).
Our first-ever guest had to be a legend. In this episode, we welcome RuPaul’s Drag Race icon Salina Estitties to talk dating in LA, glow-ups for 2026, astrology, balancing masculinity & femininity, and yes…Heated Rivalry
Love is in the air… or at least in the group chat. This episode is all about love life updates, the yearning for companionship, and the very serious debate of dating a cat person versus a dog owner. From romantic hopes t
This episode gets a little deeper than usual. We’re talking about making bold career moves, navigating unexpected perspective shifts, and how life has a way of forcing you to slow down and reevaluate what actually matter
In this episode, we unpack the real side effects of a friend entering their relationship era—canceled plans, disappearing acts, unexpected jealousy, and the chaos of becoming a supportive friend without losing your place
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