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Three Gray Pubes
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Three Gray Pubes

Hosted by Jen and Ari · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 30 episodes

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Episodes
30
Last ep.
10 days ago
Avg length
28m
Booking Probability™
30
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Listen Score
21
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Virality (30d)
49
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About this podcast

Three Gray Pubes is a darkly funny, wildly honest podcast about identity, aging, orifices, estrogen, rage, and ALL of the thoughts you’re not supposed to say out loud—but absolutely SHOULD. If you’ve ever loved your kids deeply but often fantasize about starting a new life…..ALONE…..you’re in the right place.WARNING: Listening may encourage radical honesty and inappropriate behavior. JOIN THE MOVEMENT!

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About the host

Jen and Ari hosts Three Gray Pubes, a comedy show with 30 episodes published.

Recent episodes

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Nefertiti, Ozempic, Moses on Shrooms and Naked and Afraid

Jun 4, 202627mEp. 29S1

We cut deep and went back to the bush with Naked and Afraid. BUT FIRST, we start with vampires and aesthetic medicine. Next we talk about Santa and seeing elves, but our concern for his health journey turns. Ozemparexia.

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Bill Cosby, Rhythm Method and Donnie Trump Jr.

Jun 2, 202620mEp. 29S1

Did Bill Cosby have sex with Donnie Trump Jr...or did Jen? This week we get you started with some new sex maneuvers that Jen has invented. Some discussion about Bill Cosby, from the POV of two kids brought up in the 80's

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We watched and it crappened

May 28, 202629mEp. 29S1

Ooops, I did it again. And so did Ari...Jen comes out of the bush with a wild and primal adventure. Unexpected to say the least. Ari chimes in with some added "color" commentary. The monsters tracked us down, but we get

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Richard Simmons, Japan for dummies and Dead or not Dead

May 26, 202638mEp. 28S1

Stream of consciousness rolls into a deep conversation about body positivity and its OG founder- the one and only Richard Simmons! So much hoopla surrounding his death- Ari and Jen think it's BS. Regardless, we explore h

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WTF is CATCHING PRINT? Plus Cauliflower HPV (and the Best Birth Control Eva)

May 21, 202638mEp. 27S1

Catching Print? If you don't know it has nothing to do with printing and everything to do with penises. Come along on this epic adventure into Michael B. Jordan's and John Hamm's jeans. We also let you in on a few secret

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Disney & Death Doulas

May 19, 202636m0

Welcome to our guest Lauren- the Death Doula for this weeks' shows! Lauren is credentialed and educated with a LITERAL license to kill. Ari tries to sound smart, and Jen contemplates suicide during an upcoming trip to th

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Houskeeping, BIG love, FLDS Fashion and When Coyotes Attack!

May 14, 202621mEp. 24S1

Jen has a dramatic moment with her housekeeper that she can never come back from emotionally. Ari thinks the encounter was overhyped-what do YOU think? Then-coyotes attack, why sister wives are an excellent idea (for the

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Uncut Gems and The Devil Wears Prada 2

May 12, 202624mEp. 26S1

Jen is back, from having ebola...so we're up and recording again. She reveals the catastrophe of her underground jewelry scam and how lucky she was to escape with any proof at all. Also, the Devil Wears Prada 2...our hot

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Take out and Confrontation

May 5, 202620m0

What kind of to go containers do you bring to a gala? Did justice prevail, on the playground? Oh the places you'll go. XoXo - 3GP

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Welcome to the Whore House! Hey Girl Hey!

Apr 30, 202623mEp. 23S1

Ari has some parenting questions about retaliation and the futility (or the effectiveness?!) of YO MAMMA jokes. On a broader scale, this episode is about what messages we should be sending to our kids facing playground t

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Funeral Plans, Wedding Plans and SUPER GONNORHEA!

Apr 28, 202623mEp. 22S1

In this epic ep we discuss our funeral plans-Ari's involves a PYRE..... Then, moving on with light and happy theme, we discuss weird things people bury (foreskin) and Jen’s epiphany on hot tub maintenance. (Spoiler alert

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WHCD - Bonus Episode

Apr 27, 202633mEp. 927S1

White House correspondence dinner "emergency" episode....or is it? Jen thinks so, and spoiler alert, she disappointed herself, as usual. Also, per usual, some fun tangents. Ari talks about her favorite child and we revie

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Sleep, play therapy and transdermal patches

Apr 23, 202635mEp. 21S1

Starting out mad because we lost our first recording, but don’t worry we recovered. We lifted off with transdermal THC patches, as Jen shared her play therapy experience. Obviously, we take some turns along the way, so b

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Micro Penis, MS and Mishegas

Apr 21, 202625m0

How small is small? When do we switch over to MACRO? Is there anything in between? Since we couldn't be all laughs 24/7, we took our favorite detour into..... DEATH. ....But with a BIRTH twist! That's right, every time A

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BJ Time

Apr 16, 202632mEp. 18S1

Jen and Ari try and take a break. We also deem ourselves subject matter experts, in what you ask...well we think you can read between the lines. And from there, we really just got lost along the way. Enjoy the ride! xoxo

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Dead or Not Dead game, Cancelled Candy, and "Strangers" by Belle Burden

Apr 14, 202639mEp. 17S1

Why Ari thinks Belle Burden (and Oprah?) are delusional about "radical honesty." Jen craves racist candy that is shockingly NOT cancelled (thanks Canada) and we play an epic round of "Dead or Not Dead." As always, ultima

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Scam Alert! "Women Supporting Women" -gimme a break ladies

Apr 9, 202618mEp. 18S1

Are you a woman who blindly supports ALL women? Well, we think that's stupid. "Bitches be crazy" is a saying for reason ladies. As usual, we've done no studies and have a lot of strong opinions. Come join us live from th

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Racist robots, anorexic bakers, and did Anita Hill put a pube in Clarence Thomas s Coke?!

Apr 7, 202634mEp. 15S1

Oh the places you'll go! On today's episode Jen and Ari wanted to talk about racist robots, but we got a little distracted along the way. Enjoy the ride...but warning, don't let the car drive. (And watch out for that Cok

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World Tour: Justin Timberlake, Tiger Woods, DUI's and Filler

Apr 2, 202611m0

Jen's face is migrating, due to a recent transplant, so we had to keep this episode low key. Join us for opinions on Justin Timberlakes DUI, Tiger Woods DUI and other unhinged ramblings. Stay Safe, 3GP

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Escalator escapades and falls after 40

Mar 31, 202620mEp. 16S1

Can you survive a fall after 40?Jen and Ari explore more airport adventures and Ari's near death experience at Phoenix Sky Harbor. In the event of a water landing, life vests are located under your seat. Buckle up bitche

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Who is the host of Three Gray Pubes?

Three Gray Pubes is hosted by Jen and Ari. The show is categorised under comedy and has published 30 episodes.

How many episodes does Three Gray Pubes have?

Three Gray Pubes has published 30 episodes.

What topics does Three Gray Pubes cover?

Three Gray Pubes regularly covers comedy. It sits in the comedy category.

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How long are Three Gray Pubes episodes?

Episodes of Three Gray Pubes average 28 minutes. a focused format where a clear narrative arc and tight preparation matter most.

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