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Hosted by Jen and Ari · society · EN
Three Gray Pubes is a darkly funny, wildly honest podcast about identity, aging, orifices, estrogen, rage, and ALL of the thoughts you’re not supposed to say out loud—but absolutely SHOULD. If you’ve ever loved your kids deeply but often fantasize about starting a new life…..ALONE…..you’re in the right place.WARNING: Listening may encourage radical honesty and inappropriate behavior. JOIN THE MOVEMENT!
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Signup to Generate a PitchThree Gray Pubes is a darkly funny, wildly honest podcast about identity, aging, orifices, estrogen, rage, and ALL of the thoughts you’re not supposed to say out loud, but absolutely SHOULD. If you’ve ever loved your kids deeply but often fantasize about starting a new life…..ALONE…..you’re in the right place.WARNING: Listening may encourage radical honesty and inappropriate behavior.
Three Gray Pubes is hosted by Jen and Ari. The show has published 63 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Kelly Clarkson, Good Games Gone Bad, Sphinx Moth" (20 October 2026, 31 minutes), "Christa Pike-Just Won't Die!" (13 October 2026, 26 minutes), and "Miraculous Menstrual blood, Hijacking Heroes -and a lil pussy" (6 October 2026, 25 minutes).
Three Gray Pubes publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 30 minutes across 63 episodes.
Booking probability for Three Gray Pubes is 33%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Three Gray Pubes requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Three Gray Pubes's contact route on record: verified email.
Jen and Ari hosts Three Gray Pubes, a society podcast with 63 episodes published.
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Three Gray Pubes
We purchased the bird that was causing all the controversy....and we only paid $15.00. What was all the hype going on with Kelly Clarkson?! You know we need to weigh in. After the controversy, Ari and Jen discuss a near...
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Umm....Did we just resuscitate someone on Death Row? Christa Pike's not so lethal injection dominates the headlines this week. And speaking of lethal fails.....just how shitty a "doctor" do you have to be to 1) Choose...
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We know the power of our wombs is astounding (and sometimes evil)...but in recent years research has emerged on the miraculous regenerative powers of Aunt Flo. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. Ari's dreams of free bleeding on open...
Who knew Jen had a sibling?! And YOU’RE about to meet him! That’s right, Miercoles is in Pubes Studio for his first ever Podcast interview. Join us in learning about what it was like having Jen as an older sister, that...
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Will the REAL Michelle Tractenberg please stand up? Don't call it a comeback but our Mishka episode is finally here! Jen's going on estrogen, Ari's chia pet hair debacle, Pinocchio penis tattoos and an Osama bin Laden...
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Ari has a menstrual emergency on the holiest day of the Jewish new year....was there blood on the Bima? Maybe… and there was certainly blood all over her slenderizing Playtex shapewear. Did it all come out in the wash...
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In our Mishka makeup episode.... we dive into Pat Clancy's yelp reviews and discover his sinister plan planting seeds of exoneration YEARS before the murders. As if that wasn't enough ....we recount Sandy Bullock's...
Did we come up with the best alibi for our friend Meg?Yes….but it was at the cost of NOT giving you the much anticipated “King of Queens”episode. (If you have a premium Google Meet account, let us know?) Anywhooo-We...
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Did Ana Gastyer take Jen's Samonsonite luggage? Did this luggage contain Kama Sutra Dice? What is her favorite position? We may or may not answer all of these questions……but FOLLOW and listen to find out. XoX - 3 gp
Episode #43
Will Ari's husband live to see another day...we cannot confirm or deny, you will simply have to tune in to find out. We talk about the ridiculousness of marriage and where things go wrong. We did remember to use double...
Ari passes out and falls injuring her head and requiring stitches. Luckily for her she's been waiting for this moment her whole life. Jen says vaso vagal Ari says "heat exhaustion" what do you say? Then, the prosecuting...
Episode #38
Enough said- but we do break down the REAL facts of the case (and no Patrick had zero DNA on the ligature so just STOP IT Tick Tockers!) We delve into poor Patrick life after the killings....and true to form.....we wind...
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This ep proves why ADHD needs ( yet another ) “D” -for Distraction. Alas, we tried to talk about Shark Week but leaned into that third D hard and landed right in Rudy Giulliani s toilet. (May his memory be a...
Did "The Hulk" go on a shooting rampage in a Costco? Or was it Bruce Banner? Tune in to hear the harrowing first hand account from eye witness (and pseudo victim?) Fred-our third gray! After we escape with our lives, we...
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History is made as Fred christens the bush as our FIRST male GP in Pube Studio. Fred-(the broadcasting scion who was ROBBED of a plethora of Emmys btw) regails us with legendary Hollywood stories from being Darren...
How did Yoko Ono actually make it into ANY of the songs and what exactly was she trying to do? Does this question get answered...maybe. Join us as we explore Ari's fascination with TLC's medical oddity shows and learn...
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Live from the BUSH...a birthing story-with police, coconut water, blood, a severe weather advisory and a trip to Calcutta via 7Eleven. Grab a snack bush gang and take a slide down that good ol’ vag canal with your...
How do you pronounce chipotle? How do you charcuterie and how long should it take? These questions are answered...(and Ari eats Yarlsburg out of a garbage can!) After a few friendly fiascos we get back to our roots and...
Did you blow yourself up this Fourth of July? We cover why firework shenanigans are a bad idea...and released this episode a full week later- to maintain our brand image. Ari's husband Sean races to the scene of a...
Episode #38
When it comes to crime -how bad is bad? Ari, (an unapologetic cat murderer,) is obviously less concerned than Jen. Nevertheless, we’re off to the Scottish Highlands as we explore this epic Netflix doc. Psychotic break...
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