
<p>Prosecco in mugs. Donuts for dinner. Existential dread before 6 p.m. Welcome to our pre-luteal TED Talk.</p><p><br></p><p>This week the girls go from pre-luteal rage and spilled coffee betrayals to a British Vogue...


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Hosted by two wildly honest · comedy · EN-US
Nobody asked us to make this podcast — but we’re doing it anyway.Hosted by two wildly honest, slightly unhinged women, Nobody Asked Us dives into the mess of modern adulthood with dark humor, sarcasm, and surprising sincerity. Expect unfiltered takes on relationships, parenting, mental health, weird childhood stories, cult-ish encounters, and the occasional spiritual meltdown.It’s like your most brutally honest group chat… if that group chat had microphones and no boundaries.Come for the chaos. Stay for the catharsis
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Signup to Generate a PitchNobody asked us to make this podcast, but we’re doing it anyway. Hosted by two wildly honest, slightly unhinged women, Nobody Asked Us dives into the mess of modern adulthood with dark humor, sarcasm, and surprising sincerity. Expect unfiltered takes on relationships, parenting, mental health, weird childhood stories, cult-ish encounters, and the occasional spiritual meltdown.
Recent episodes include "Nobody Asked Us About: Prosecco in Mugs, Breadsticks as Emotional Currency, and a Brittish Vogue Article that Broke the Internet--and Our Brains." (11 November 2025, 72 minutes), "Nobody Asked Us About: Being the We, the Me, and The Girl Who Orders Takeout Twice." (4 November 2025, 70 minutes), and "Nobody Asked Us About: Fixer Fatigue, Monogamy Bait, and Tiny Taints." (28 October 2025, 63 minutes).
Nobody Asked Us publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 69 minutes across 28 episodes.
Booking probability for Nobody Asked Us is 20%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Nobody Asked Us requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Nobody Asked Us's contact route on record: verified email.
Nobody Asked Us is a comedy podcast with 28 episodes published.
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<p>Prosecco in mugs. Donuts for dinner. Existential dread before 6 p.m. Welcome to our pre-luteal TED Talk.</p><p><br></p><p>This week the girls go from pre-luteal rage and spilled coffee betrayals to a British Vogue...

<p>This week, we spiral from Love Is Blind to what we give up for growth, why compromise isn't weakness, and how friendship teaches nervous system safety. We talk about the trades you make for peace, what you give up to...

<p>This week we’re talking men, microbes, and moral dilemmas. From that time Jess accidentally seduced the French rugby team, to the ongoing hotel-barn-door crisis designed by men who’ve never held in a poop. We spiral...

<p>We sat down with Robin, founder of LIT & Aesthetics, to talk about what really goes on behind the glow-up. From oil & gas to owning one of Houston’s hottest med spas, she’s redefining what confidence looks like...

<p>We spiral (politely) about mid-tier work hotels clearly designed by men, why tubs vanished, and Billie Jo’s 1am Texas-toast-crouton girl dinner. Then: “no one’s priority” fallout, boundaries that work (and the...

Episode #25
<p>This week we spiral from why jeans are dead to cuffing season cravings, the invisible load of single women, and the idea that maybe we’re just… right. We pitch our referral-only dating app, imagine a husband stork...

<p>Our quarterly man-mic is LIVE. We brought on a gym owner who can deadlift feelings AND barbells. </p><p>We sit down with Terrance, owner of Warren T Fitness, to talk through modern masculinity, why men pull away when...

<p>This week we sit down with our new bestie (and sponsor!) Dr. Tiffany — aka the perimenopause pharmacist who finally explains why our hormones make us feel like Beyoncé one week and a cave troll the next. </p><p>We...

Episode #22
<p>This week we flip dating from chaos to process: referral dating, boundary scripts, and our five-strike “penalty strokes” policy. We talk nuance in a loud news cycle, Netflix swindles, the holiness of cold sheets, and...

<p>We’re choosing steady over spinning. Taylor & Travis gave us nervous-system peace, Cardi B gave us courtroom clarity, and fall gave us permission to rebrand. Skincare interventions were made. </p><p>In short...

<p>Blackouts, muggings, and dental trauma — oh my. Nobody asked us to share these stories, but here we are.</p><p>This week, we’re serving chaos cocktails with a side of cautionary tales. From Jess's decades-long crush...

<p>This week, we have Heather Debord — CEO, mom, and all-around baddie — for a conversation about entrepreneurship, motherhood, and saying “no” to anyone who tells you this is just a hobby.</p><p><br></p><p>The vibes...

Episode #18
<p>What do Pilates weights, kidney infections, and dingleberries all have in common? Welcome to this week’s chaos. We talk hot girl walk updates (including stealth mode), the invention of the Hot Girl Alert App (patent...

<p>This week, we’re riding the emotional rollercoaster that is PMSing together — which, turns out, is our most efficient way to hate everyone and still have a great time. We unpack the sacred laws of Girl Dinner (yes...

Episode #7
<p>Sake bombs, chaos, and catharsis. We went out for a chill birthday night and ended up counseling strangers, kissing each other, and ordering McDonald’s at midnight.The makeup might’ve melted, but the vibes were...

<p>This week we interview a powerful female entrepreneur, friend of the pod, and photographer extraordinaire, Sarah RG. We pull back the curtain on how a single shoot can change the entire vibe of your brand. From...

<p>In this one we answer your questions about the strategic minefield of dating, navigating careers and purpose, when to drop the non-negotiables, and what it actually looks like when someone sees you...

Nobody Asked Us
<p>It’s call week, rain week, and rage week. The weighted vest is vesticizing lives, curbs fight back, and the only man we are not blocking is our HEB boyfriend. Also: Texas leadership’s disaster response (or lack...

<p>You know what’s better than a hot guy reading in public? A hot guy reading in public with the right voice. This week, we’re unpacking everything from dating app betrayals, to working out with personal trainers...

<p>We asked a man to explain himself. He brought snacks and surprising emotional insight. Let the mansplaining begin (but like...the good kind). </p>
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