Nobody asked us to make this podcast — but we’re doing it anyway.Hosted by two wildly honest, slightly unhinged women, Nobody Asked Us dives into the mess of modern adulthood with dark humor, sarcasm, and surprising sincerity. Expect unfiltered takes on relationships, parenting, mental health, weird childhood stories, cult-ish encounters, and the occasional spiritual meltdown.It’s like your most brutally honest group chat… if that group chat had microphones and no boundaries.Come for the chaos. Stay for the catharsis
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two wildly honest hosts Nobody Asked Us, a comedy show with 28 episodes published.
Nobody Asked Us About: Prosecco in Mugs, Breadsticks as Emotional Currency, and a Brittish Vogue Article that Broke the Internet--and Our Brains.
Nov 11, 20251h 12mEp. 300
Prosecco in mugs. Donuts for dinner. Existential dread before 6 p.m. Welcome to our pre-luteal TED Talk. This week the girls go from pre-luteal rage and spilled coffee betrayals to a British Vogue think piece asking if h
Nobody Asked Us About: Being the We, the Me, and The Girl Who Orders Takeout Twice.
Nov 4, 20251h 10mEp. 290
This week, we spiral from Love Is Blind to what we give up for growth, why compromise isn't weakness, and how friendship teaches nervous system safety. We talk about the trades you make for peace, what you give up to go
Nobody Asked Us About: Fixer Fatigue, Monogamy Bait, and Tiny Taints.
Oct 28, 20251h 3mEp. 280
This week we’re talking men, microbes, and moral dilemmas. From that time Jess accidentally seduced the French rugby team, to the ongoing hotel-barn-door crisis designed by men who’ve never held in a poop. We spiral into
Nobody Asked Us so we asked Robin about: Frozen Faces, Feminine Power, and Feeling LIT.
Oct 21, 20251h 10mEp. 250
We sat down with Robin, founder of LIT & Aesthetics, to talk about what really goes on behind the glow-up. From oil & gas to owning one of Houston’s hottest med spas, she’s redefining what confidence looks like. We’re bu
Nobody Asked Us About: Men who speak French (...don't), Non-Transferable Dating Cards, and the Legal Billboard Cinematic Universe.
Oct 14, 20251h 8mEp. 260
We spiral (politely) about mid-tier work hotels clearly designed by men, why tubs vanished, and Billie Jo’s 1am Texas-toast-crouton girl dinner. Then: “no one’s priority” fallout, boundaries that work (and the nervous-sy
Nobody Asked Us About: The Crotch Length of Jeans, Husband Storks, and Home Depot's Chaos.
Oct 7, 20251h 9mEp. 250
This week we spiral from why jeans are dead to cuffing season cravings, the invisible load of single women, and the idea that maybe we’re just… right. We pitch our referral-only dating app, imagine a husband stork, and r
Nobody Asked Us, So We Asked Terrance About: Why Men Pull Away, How to Apologize like an Adult, and Whether Strong Women Scare Them (spoiler: grow up).
Sep 30, 20251h 12mEp. 240
Our quarterly man-mic is LIVE. We brought on a gym owner who can deadlift feelings AND barbells. We sit down with Terrance, owner of Warren T Fitness, to talk through modern masculinity, why men pull away when it’s good,
Nobody Asked Us, So we Asked Dr. Tiffany About: Hot Girl Science, Cycle-Syncing, and the Audacity of Hormones
Sep 23, 20251h 14mEp. 230
This week we sit down with our new bestie (and sponsor!) Dr. Tiffany — aka the perimenopause pharmacist who finally explains why our hormones make us feel like Beyoncé one week and a cave troll the next. We cover cycle s
Nobody Asked Us About: The New Dating SOP, Holding Multiple Truths, and Penalty Stroke Policies.
Sep 16, 20251h 1mEp. 220
This week we flip dating from chaos to process: referral dating, boundary scripts, and our five-strike “penalty strokes” policy. We talk nuance in a loud news cycle, Netflix swindles, the holiness of cold sheets, and the
Nobody Asked Us About: Blood Pressure over Butterflies, Skincare Shame Spirals, and the "Loneliness Crisis" according to Gary.
Sep 9, 20251h 5mEp. 210
We’re choosing steady over spinning. Taylor & Travis gave us nervous-system peace, Cardi B gave us courtroom clarity, and fall gave us permission to rebrand. Skincare interventions were made. In short: Butterflies are ou
Nobody Asked Us About: Baby Giraffe Dates, Gunpoint Goodnights, and Apple Sauce Trauma.
Sep 2, 20251h 17mEp. 200
Blackouts, muggings, and dental trauma — oh my. Nobody asked us to share these stories, but here we are. This week, we’re serving chaos cocktails with a side of cautionary tales. From Jess's decades-long crush that ended
Nobody Asked Us, so We Asked Heather About: Incompetence, Girlhood vs Womanhood, and saying "enough" when it is.
Aug 26, 20251h 5mEp. 190
This week, we have Heather Debord — CEO, mom, and all-around baddie — for a conversation about entrepreneurship, motherhood, and saying “no” to anyone who tells you this is just a hobby. The vibes are tense (thanks Augus
Nobody Asked Us About: Kidney Infections, Bad Apologies, and Why No One is Washing Their Hands
Aug 19, 202556mEp. 180
What do Pilates weights, kidney infections, and dingleberries all have in common? Welcome to this week’s chaos. We talk hot girl walk updates (including stealth mode), the invention of the Hot Girl Alert App (patent pend
Nobody Asked Us About: The Middle, The Mirror, and Manifesting in live time.
Aug 12, 20251h 10mEp. 170
This week, we’re riding the emotional rollercoaster that is PMSing together — which, turns out, is our most efficient way to hate everyone and still have a great time. We unpack the sacred laws of Girl Dinner (yes, shame
RE-RELEASE: Nobody Asked Us About: 39th Birthdays, Sake Shots with Sergio, and Swinger Spotting
Aug 5, 20251h 12mEp. 70
Sake bombs, chaos, and catharsis. We went out for a chill birthday night and ended up counseling strangers, kissing each other, and ordering McDonald’s at midnight.The makeup might’ve melted, but the vibes were immaculat
Nobody Asked Us, So We Asked Sarah about: Early adoption of Hot Girl Walks, Not being Photogenic, and Leaning into our 40's harder than that tower in Pisa.
Jul 29, 20251h 7mEp. 160
This week we interview a powerful female entrepreneur, friend of the pod, and photographer extraordinaire, Sarah RG. We pull back the curtain on how a single shoot can change the entire vibe of your brand. From awkward h
Somebody Actually Asked Us About: what it means to step into your worth, business breakthroughs, and what its like to work with men vs women (spoiler: its not subtle)
Jul 22, 20251h 10m0
In this one we answer your questions about the strategic minefield of dating, navigating careers and purpose, when to drop the non-negotiables, and what it actually looks like when someone sees you. Also Featuring: Louie
Nobody Asked Us About: Power Walks, Public Meltdowns, and Politicians Who Can't Read the Room
Jul 15, 20251h 9m0
It’s call week, rain week, and rage week. The weighted vest is vesticizing lives, curbs fight back, and the only man we are not blocking is our HEB boyfriend. Also: Texas leadership’s disaster response (or lack thereof),
Nobody Asked Us About: Hot dudes, Closet Purges, and Quantum Leaps
Jul 8, 20251h 20mEp. 120
You know what’s better than a hot guy reading in public? A hot guy reading in public with the right voice. This week, we’re unpacking everything from dating app betrayals, to working out with personal trainers, purging o
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