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An irreverent newsletter/podcast with musings, hobbies, and ephemera."A NEW LOW FOR THE WRITTEN (AND NOW SPOKEN) WORD" uffdatimespicayune.substack.com
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Who hosts The Uffda Times-Picayune?
The Uffda Times-Picayune is hosted by Noah. The show has published 17 episodes to date.
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Recent episodes include "Please Don't Add My Mom Back on Facebook: An Oral History of A Social Network" (20 February 2026, 41 minutes), "There Is No More Regularly Scheduled Programming" (5 February 2026, 42 minutes), and "The Juice is Loose and Making Sound Investment Decisions" (12 December 2025, 27 minutes).
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The Uffda Times-Picayune publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 26 minutes across 17 episodes.
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Noah hosts The Uffda Times-Picayune, a comedy podcast with 17 episodes published.
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The Uffda Times-Picayune
There Is No More Regularly Scheduled Programming
Feb 5, 202642 minS0<p>Alright. Alright, alright, alright. The b***h is back. Sound the trumpets. Lay down the red carpet. Bring out your offerings. UTP is back for 2026.</p><p>Originally, I had written a whimsical intro about the...
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The Juice is Loose and Making Sound Investment Decisions
Dec 12, 202527 minS0<p>Hey this is Noah Hansen saying howdy to all the girls out there in Radioland. Or Newsletterland if you’re reading this instead. Hey listening audience, did you know this is also written down on Substack? You don’t...
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Soundwaves: Alright, Let's Wrap It Up
Dec 5, 202539 minS0<p>Welcome back, friend, to the newsletter and podcast that puts the UTP in perfect utopia: The Uffda Times-Picayune.</p><p>This one would be a good one to read and follow along with the voiceover, especially for the...
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Please, God, Give Us the Donald Trump Face Turn
Nov 29, 202525 minS0<p>Happy Black Friday UTP’ers. I hope you had a good Thanksgiving and made a point to bring up controversial topics and plug my newsletter to your coolest family members. I really appreciate it. I also hope you...
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Oh Boy, Another Diatribe About Wrestling
Nov 21, 202522 minS0<p>Welcome back to another edition of the world’s most recommended newsletter/podcast to my friends’ coworkers.</p><p>This week we’re back to normal after we wrapped up Putting the Moron in Moroni last week. I’m really...
Nov 14, 202534 minS1<p><p>“When you go home today, especially you young kids, I want you to write in your journal one thing you felt while you were here.” - Senior sister missionary to us following our tour of Carthage...
Nov 4, 202520 minS1<p>When I was in high school, 10th grade was the year we took American History, and I opted to take the Advanced Placement version of the class, colloquially known as AP US History (APUSH). </p><p>If you don’t remember...
Oct 31, 202522 minS1<p><p>Editor’s Note: You might have noticed I took September and almost all of October off. This was, in part, because Mormons have frequently been in the national news these past months, and almost entirely for bad...
Oct 24, 202529 minS2<p><p>HEY YOU, YEAH YOU. I STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU LISTEN TO THE VOICEOVER COMPANION/PODCAST BY READING THIS IN THE SUBSTACK APP OR ON YOUR LAPTOP OR WHATEVER, JUST NOT IN AN EMAIL.</p><p>I PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO IT AND...
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Crime and Punishment in Mormon Missouri
Sep 12, 202526 minS1<p>In many ways, Joseph Smith is the 1800’s proto-L. Ron Hubbard (founder of Scientology). The forerunner for b******t, batshit cults, if you will.</p><p>Scientology and Mormonism have a lot of similarities—they’re both...
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Is This a Joke to Them?
Sep 5, 202522 minS1<p><p>“This earth was once a garden place, with all her glories common, and men did live a holy race, and worship Jesus face to face, in Adam-ondi-Ahman.”</p><p>- Mormon hymn “Adam-ondi-Ahman”</p></p><p><p>Listen: this...
Aug 29, 202526 minS1<p><p>Listen: these are podcasts too, only on Substack.</p><p>Catch up on the whole series starting with Part 1 here.</p><p>Follow us on Instagram: @uffdatimes</p></p><p>The first article of this series was titled “The...
Aug 22, 202518 minS1<p><p>“We believe in the literal gathering of Israel and in the restoration of the Ten Tribes; that Zion (the New Jerusalem) will be built upon the American continent; that Christ will reign personally upon the earth...
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It's All Reformed Egyptian to Me
Aug 15, 202512 minS1<p><p>Listen: I’m recording podcast-style narrations for this series. You can listen on Substack and in the Substack app, catch Part 1 here.</p></p><p>When Joseph Smith published the Pearl of Great Price in 1838, he...
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The World's Most American Religion
Aug 8, 202521 minS1<p><p>Listen: I’ve made a voiceover for this article and actually put some work into the production. I’d like to do podcast-y stuff and this is my first shot.</p><p>Give it a listen in the Substack app or website...
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Killdozer: In Gamblor's Claws
Jul 4, 202512 minS2<p>EPISODE 2 | JULY 4, 2025 | UTP SALUTES 2025 YEARS OF AMERICAN HEGEMONY</p><p>When a reasonable newsletter author is driven to do unreasonable things, you might expect the worst.</p><p>But when a “““reasonable”””" man...
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