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Hosted by Pat Fant aka Uncle Otis · comedy · EN
HIGH VELOCITY HOOT from Universal Foolishness: Original News Cartoons as short-form podcasts. Dump you old Think Tank and wade into these guilt-free waters with Tio Otis - finishing off political correctness for a grateful nation. Slower listeners keep right>>>>
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Signup to Generate a PitchHIGH VELOCITY HOOT from Universal Foolishness: Original News Cartoons as short-form podcasts. Dump you old Think Tank and wade into these guilt-free waters with Tio Otis - finishing off political correctness for a grateful nation. Slower listeners keep right>>>>
Recent episodes include "Holiday From the Sex part 2" (14 October 2026, 1 minute), "SIT TO P" (28 September 2026, 1 minute), and "Socialized Democrats" (6 September 2026, 2 minutes).
The Otis Advisory publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 1 minute across 291 episodes.
Booking probability for The Otis Advisory is 37%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. The Otis Advisory requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. The Otis Advisory's contact route on record: verified email.
The Otis Advisory is a comedy podcast with 291 episodes published.
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Episode #293
The punishment phase following the presidential election has now started. Donkey Ladies everywhere, especially those with pre-existing conditions, have announced the end of sex as we know it. Men are now...
Episode #292
SIT TO P If you don’t sit to pee, you can’t play basketball with the girls! Now you would think that’s obvious, but there are still some who are just finding this out. I’d go with what came in your shorts...
Episode #291
SOCIALIZED DEMOCRATS To help explain how Socialized Democrats are busy saving our democracy, we brought in OPPO the Research Loving Clown to look at what’s in the new Donkey-Party platform. Aww, what’s the matter Oppo...
Episode #290
Say hello to Zohran the Conqueror – the latest fanboy of the lunatic fringe. As Mayor of New York, the Zohan only has a Beatnik-level view of what makes the world work, but he’s still planning to run this con on...
Episode #289
Remember when everybody was too woke to sleep? It’s OK - that was just Woke 1.0 - a crazy time in Donkey politics and the national coalition of the unhappy. Woke kids were everywhere, but the commie caucus...
Episode #288
It was Gain of Fauci the whole time! The little shrimp was busy working the back side just to meet girls and get a new beach house! But now he’s been caught with his little Fauci pants down! They wanted to try him as an...
Episode #287
New York city’s new experimental Mayor, Zorro is already learning the hard lessons of socialism. Finding out you can’t be both moisture-wicking and self-absorbed at the same time or you’ll just dry up! That’s right...
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New York city’s new experimental Mayor, Zorro is already learning the hard lessons of socialism. Finding out you can’t be both moisture-wicking and self-absorbed at the same time or you’ll just dry up! That’s right...
Episode #286
What would be different right now if Kamala had won? Lower your expectations for a second and use your imagination. Try to imagine President Kamala, a free-lance thinker with no active ingredients, having control of...
Episode #285
Remember the War on Women? Is that still a thing? Do women still go off to finishing school? What goes on there? Let’s say your name is still Debbie and you’re still developmentally optimistic, then you’ve probably...
Episode #284
Why is it that some still need to take their shoes off on an airplane ride? It’s just wrong. Still or sparkling, that’s gotta hurt. The guy next to you will never order another chicken fried steak again after seeing...
Episode #283
Your Uncle Otis is back with a real Southern apology for China, since they may not have one of those yet. And until you’ve had a good southern apology, honey you don’t know sorry. So here goes. China, here in the South...
Episode #282
Today we’re bringing in the Count of Monty Crypto to help explain the US economy in a way even Jasmine can understand it. Step one, if you want to save big money, don’t buy anything. Next: Hide your stuff! Go out in the...
Episode #281
Big Bad Bunny is now hiring. He’s about to do the half time SuperBowl show and still needs a few good men to hold up his scarf for the big game. It’s a ballsey move, but since Super Bowl is copyrighted, we’re not...
Episode #280
At night when Jasmine Crockett lies there waiting for the sandman to come take her away, she likes to dream of how important she’s gonna feel once we make her a US Senator from Texas. Commander Otis here - back on...
Episode #279
You’ve landed on the Jasmine Report – the weekly national tracker that chronicles the latest bull corn leaking out of Jasmine’s campaign for Senate. Now sometimes Jasmine’s mind plays tricks on her when she dreams of...
Episode #278
APOLOGY REQUEST FORM Here at the Discount Think Tank and Bait Camp, we can sometimes hit a little too close to the bone. And that’s when the lawyers make us apologize. With so many wanting an apology from your Uncle...
Episode #276
Back in the time before filtered water, things weren't as convenient as they are now. Like, did you know there wasn’t always a little trash can sitting by the door of the men’s room so when you’re leaving, you’d have...
Episode #275
Let’s say you’re a victim of wife supremacy and you’ve just accidentally stumbled into a child infested area. Suddenly, someone suggests that you change baby’s diaper. Well first you need to know that the correct people...
Episode #274
HAPPY TALK The holidays are a great time to remember some of the jacked-up ideas your mom would lay on you when you were growing up. Stuff you were supposed to believe no matter how whacked it was. Like this one...
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