The TexTenn Podcast

Bad gas is expensive. Kid sports are a logistical hostage situation. Politicians somehow make both look reasonable. Keith and Clay kick things off with river dives, a near-freezing rescue mission for an RC boat, and the...

Paid status is a scam and Keith has receipts. He dropped 500 bucks a year on the fancy card, got stranded overnight in Dallas with no bags, four people, and an American Airlines agent whose opening move was "how in the...

Somehow, a conversation about summer vacation turns into City Hall drama, charging buffalo, questionable wildlife decisions, and a raccoon dismantling a company laptop. Keith is getting ready to drag the family through...

Nothing says "we're back" like broken audio, magical South Texas heat, and a city council finding fresh ways to make everybody nervous. Keith and Clay catch up on booming lawn-mower sales, questionable water decisions...

Fixing stuff used to be normal. Now a busted chainsaw can come back with a $400 repair bill, and everybody in the room suddenly starts questioning the economy, the future, and their life choices. 😂 Keith and Clay get...

Everybody speeds on Highway 37. That's not a confession, it's a survival tactic. If you're not doing 85, you're the one left in everyone's dust. 🤷‍♂️ So when a cop drops the limit, parks around the corner, and catches...

You know what nobody tells you about losing the internet for an entire day? You suddenly find out how much of your life is held together by a Wi-Fi signal and pure hope. 🤦‍♂️ Spectrum Gate 2026 took out everything from...

Some employees give two weeks' notice. Others go to lunch on day two and vanish forever. 😂 Keith and Clay trade workplace ghosting stories, argue over whether employment is really just a transaction, and establish one...

Ever left your truck running in a parking lot just because you didn't feel like dealing with it again? Keith and Clay get it. This week on the TexTenn Podcast the guys swing from a Little League team that went from...

The Democrat Party released its official post-election autopsy, blamed one transgender-focused campaign ad, and somehow didn't mention that they swapped candidates at the last second and expected nobody to notice...

Coaching 12-year-olds who slam $400 bats after a strikeout is a special kind of character development.Coaching 12-year-olds who slam $400 bats after a strikeout is a special kind of character development. Keith just...

Owning a business doesn't make you rich. It just makes everyone think you are. 😂 Meanwhile, you're staring at expenses, dealing with stress, and wondering how that story got so far from reality. The conversation jumps...

There's always that one weekend that starts with something stupid like arguing over Coke vs Pepsi… and somehow ends in the ER. 😂 One minute it's strong opinions about Coke Zero supremacy and restaurant menus that try...

You ever read something and go, "Wait… did that really just happen back-to-back?" Yeah. That's how this one starts. One minute it's all faith, tradition, and sincerity… next minute it's full-on chaos with zero filter...

Your AI has officially lost its mind and honestly, same. Keith's Claude started demanding screenshots and proof of completion mid-workflow like some kind of silicon micromanager, and Keith's response was to cuss at it...