The Phone Booth Podcast
Ep. 163 “These Psyops Be Off The Chaney” w/ Project Chaney
What if your childhood fitness tests weren’t about gym class at all—but a quiet DIA-style screen for future athletes, agents, and “perfect” specimens? In this raw PhoneBooth conversation, Chaney, Ted and Bill unpack school-board operations, mile times and sit-and-reach scores that already knew who you’d become, then leap to the frequencies kids can hear that adults can’t. They ask whether addictive toddler shows (yes, even Blippi) are piping in sounds designed to hook developing brains while parents just think the baby is “quiet.” From there the talk explodes into manufactured celebrities—Jake and Logan Paul, MrBeast, the Tate brothers, even the idea that “organic” podcasting is another script—and the claim that intelligence agencies already have an operative who looks like any character you can imagine. The rabbit holes keep going: Mormon higher-ups’ 1880s trips to Israel, Howard Hughes technology landing in church hands, seed banks and baptismal fonts that mirror Solomon’s Temple, Freemasonry, 9/11 numerology, and Charlie Kirk’s death feeling “too scriptural.” They vent the COVID years—needles, gaslighting, Fauci, the personal cost of staying unmasked and unjabbed—then pivot to how you process the anger without becoming it. Astrology gets a surprisingly grounded treatment (sun, moon, rising, pillow-talk signs), followed by Medici patience cards, Bloody Mary, casino rituals, and the reminder that you’re the highest wizard of whatever you believe. They close with Alaska’s permanent fund, Seminole wealth, gas-price theater heading into midterms, crypto reserves, and a half-joking, half-serious 2028 question: Sarah Palin?This is the kind of episode that starts as late-night phone calls and ends as a map of the matrix. If you’ve ever felt the world is both rigged and still yours to experience, hit play. Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations that refuse the teeter-totter.
