comedy
Hosted by Arnold Allen · comedy · EN
Join childhood best friends Max and Mog - from rural Suffolk England - as they share laughs, banter, and their hilarious takes on the world's latest chaos. From current affairs to quirky life stories, these two are unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically funny. Oh, and they’ve got an advice segment, too — because who doesn’t need a bit of questionable wisdom from your favourite duo?
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Signup to Generate a PitchJoin childhood best friends Max and Mog - from rural Suffolk England - as they share laughs, banter, and their hilarious takes on the world's latest chaos. From current affairs to quirky life stories, these two are unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically funny.
The Milkmen is hosted by Arnold Allen. The show has published 23 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Episode 23: Responding To Hate Comments" (21 August 2025, 51 minutes), "Episode 22: Get To Know" (14 August 2025, 59 minutes), and "Episode 21: Farting Off" (7 August 2025, 64 minutes).
The Milkmen publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 69 minutes across 23 episodes.
Booking probability for The Milkmen is 20%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. The Milkmen requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. The Milkmen's contact route on record: verified email.
Arnold Allen hosts The Milkmen, a comedy podcast with 23 episodes published.
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Episode #23
<p>The Milkmen are back this week to discuss the Tiktok backlash they faced last week, the male NFL cheerleaders, and helping a viewer with some dating advice. Enjoy!</p><p></p><p>EMAIL US...
Episode #22
<p>Arnold Allen and Max are back this week to discuss the Ibiza final boss, Arnold’s beef with a pro boxer, the decline of Page 3 models - and they even do some serious detective work! Enjoy!</p><p></p><p>EMAIL...
Episode #21
<p>Arnold Allen and Max are back to talk about Sydney Sweeney’s controversial American Eagle ad, a crazy phenomenon called ‘farting off’ the funniest thing Arnold has ever seen in the Tesco car park, and car deals gone...
Episode #20
<p>The Milkmen are back discussing the passings of Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan, the concept of bullying infamous dictators on Instagram, and the cringe car scene.</p><p></p><p>SEND US AN EMAIL...
Episode #19
<p>Arnold Allen and Max are back this week to discuss the Usyk v. Dubois results, a tragic MRI gone wrong, Lizzo’s workplace harassment scandal, and how Nascar is way cooler than F1! Enjoy!</p><p></p><p>EMAIL US at...
Episode #18
<p>Arnold Allen and Max are back this week covering Conor McGregor’s weightlifting photos, the Ozempic epidemic, Arnold’s newfound Italian culture, and try to get to the bottom of the notorious Felixstowe flasher...
Episode #17
<p>The Milkmen are back this week talking about WWE legends like Hulk Hogan & Randy Savage, country music, a local sausage scandal and even help a listener out with a fundraiser. Enjoy!</p><p></p><p>Email us...
Episode #16
<p>Arnold Allen and Max are back this week discussing the Liver King's bizarre recent behaviour, insane conspiracy theories, Arnold's horrific DMs, Max's rugby days and Australian politician Bob Katter...
Episode #15
<p>Arnold Allen and Max are back this week to touch on Donald Trump dropping the F-bomb, the Jon Jones retirement (and where that leaves Tom Aspinall), the creepiest p*do ever caught at Disneyland, and local Facebook...
Episode #14
<p>Arnold Allen and Max are back this week discussing the impending war with Iran, British politicians, the gayest person on Earth (#pridemonth), and weigh in on an outrageous ultimatum sent in by a listener. Enjoy...
Episode #13
<p>Arnold Allen and Max return this week to discuss Elon Musk vs. Donald Trump, celebrity name changes, Whoopi Goldberg, and making love to inanimate objects. Enjoy! </p><p></p><p>SEND US YOUR QUESTION AT...
Episode #12
<p>The Milkmen are back this week talking all things Ross Kemp, the crazy characters they grew up around in Felixstowe, their time at the Suffolk Show. Oh, and Max gets attacked by a cat on camera. Enjoy...
Episode #11
<p>The Milkmen are back in action this week discussing Max's trip to Slovakia, Arnold getting arrested in Finland, dodgy wrestling videos and even do some thrilling prank calls. Enjoy!</p><p></p><p>EMAIL US...
Episode #10
<p>Arnold Allen and Max are back this week talking about Max's ongoing beef with several local car washes, angry locals on Facebook, listeners submissions and more! </p><p></p><p>SEND US YOUR QUESTION AT...
Episode #9
<p>The Milkmen are back this week discussing Kanye West’s new song, India vs. Pakistan, dogs barking in the garden outrage and the weirdest things they’ve ever done with their peckers. Enjoy!</p><p></p><p>Contact...
<p>Arnold Allen and Max are back this week to discuss topics including Lily Allen’s Onlyfans page, underage drinking and Arnold’s very own Wikifeet page. They give their two cents about a very disgruntled Suffolk...
Episode #7
<p>The boys are back this week discussing hot topics like the Eddie Hall fight, cyclists, the innuendoes of river monsters, and dog poo etiquette. </p>
Episode #6
<p>Arnold Allen and Max are back again this week discussing hot topics such as the Blue Origin Space trip, naked spas, the dog fingerer in Kingsbury and Mickey Rourke's homophobic appearance on Big Brother. Enjoy!</p>
<p>Max and Arnold are back this week to discuss teenage Max's intense urges, Arnold's inability to stop pooping his pants, and Max's stunted career as a Youtube boxer!</p>
Episode #4
<p>Arnold and Max sit down this week to discuss hot topics like gym etiquette, WW2, and Max's unhinged tweets.</p>
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