This is Borderline Besties, the podcast where the three of us sit down to verbalize our unhinged thoughts. We push the limits of 'did they really just say that?' without getting cancelled...hopefully. We're Abbey, Michael, and Lauren, welcome to Borderline Besties!
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Signup to Generate a PitchThis is Borderline Besties, the podcast where the three of us sit down to verbalize our unhinged thoughts. We push the limits of 'did they really just say that?' without getting cancelled...hopefully. We're Abbey, Michael, and Lauren, welcome to Borderline Besties!
The Borderline Besties is hosted by Lauren Lowder. The show has published 39 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Trick or Treat, Smell Our Feet, Give Us Something Good to Eat" (29 October 2026, 66 minutes), "Raw Chicken, Strip Clubs, and Diarrhea" (22 October 2026, 70 minutes), and "Deer, Fleas, and Michael’s Hatred of Halloween" (15 October 2026, 50 minutes).
The Borderline Besties publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 62 minutes across 39 episodes.
Booking probability for The Borderline Besties is 31%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. The Borderline Besties requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. The Borderline Besties's contact route on record: verified email.
Lauren Lowder hosts The Borderline Besties, a comedy podcast with 39 episodes published.
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Episode #40
Today we're: Reminiscing on our old trick or treating days. Comparing burps and farts. Trying to guess what Lauren dressed up as. ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #39
Today we're: Dissecting Lauren's raw chicken aversion. Planning a visit to the strip club. Diagnosing Abbey's diarrhea. ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #38
Today we're: Complaining about Pennsylvanian deer Getting to the bottom of Michael’s itchy head Planning Lauren’s virtual Halloween party ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #36
Today we're: Coming up with our own phonetic alphabet Talking about our stinky scalps Pitting some super hot celebs up against each other (Jennifer Coolidge anyone??) ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #35
Today we're: Admiring Lauren’s new haircut Wondering if Blake Lively or Gwenyth Paltrow sleeps in a coffin Discussing who wears gloves to pump gas: Tom Cruise or Ben Stiller ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #34
Today we're: Questioning if Timothee Chalamet or Tom Holland has a longer second toe Debating who has worse manners: Leo Dicaprio or Matthew Mcconaughey Wondering if Cher or Dolly would be more likely to get married in...
Episode #33
Today we're: Taking a walk down cereal lane and remembering our favorites Finding out if Michael gets the zoomies or if it's just a girl thing Learning about each others' butt hair ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #32
Today we're: Reminiscing on the best computer games Telling Lauren how to cut her hair Discussing cigars and which one of us looks like one ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #31
Today we're: Discussing the disaster that is women's health Asking Michael how big his nips are Bonding over our love of broccoli salad, a Pennsylvania delicacy ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #30
Today we're: Learning why Lauren can't sleep naked Explaining the luteal phase to Michael Finally sharing our favorite colors with each other after 27+ years of friendship ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #29
Today we're: Hearing about Abbey's cyclospora scare Looking back on our elementary school bullies Loving our crazy neighbors from afar ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #28
Today we're: Learning what Michael uses his birthmarks for (be afraid) Discussing the benefits of sun on genitals Comforting Abbey after her concert comedown ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #27
Today we're: Talkin' bout pubic hair. The bush is back baby! Diagnosing Lauren after hearing her hobbies. Weighing in on people that don't like spicy foods. ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #26
Today we're: Trying to get to the bottom of Abbey's cycle. Judging Micheal's pond swimming habit. Counting Lauren's toe knuckles. ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #25
Today we're: Hearing about Abbey's recent trip to Prague! Trying to figure out why Lauren cries at golf cart parades. Reminiscing on stubborn grandmas. ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #24
Today we're: Discussing male gynecologists Getting to the bottom of why Michael can't pee in the ocean Judging people's choices on the beach ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #22
Today we're: Discussing the "Catching Print" craze Judging Michael's overactive salivary glands Reminiscing on finding hair and bandaids in our food ...and much more! Buckle up!
Episode #21
Today we're: Reminiscing on some of Michael's most recent (and valid) public meltdowns Pretending we're waiting for a table at Olive Garden in 1998 Reflecting on Abbey's thyroid cancer diagnosis ...and much more! Buckle...
Episode #20
Today we're asking the important hard-hitting questions: "What if there's no life after death?" "What if people were born old and died young?" "What if our buttcheeks had nipples?" Buckle up!
Episode #19
Batshit Banger: Abbey curated the perfect cart at Home Goods. What happens next you WON'T believe. Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…how getting older is affecting each of us. Our bones pop when we...
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