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Just 3 unhinged goofballs doing the best we can to host a podcast! Life is way too unforgiving to be so judgmental and serious. We want to create an atmosphere like, girls night in! A space to talk about things that matter, while also bullsh*tting about thing that don’t!
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Functional Chaos Podcast is hosted by Dev, Jade, and Kali. The show has published 89 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Ep. 88 I’m A Big Mess & I Cannot Lie | SISTER SIGNS S4E10" (25 August 2025, 51 minutes), "Ep. 87 Who The Hell Is You? | ASTROLOGY HOUSES (Part Two) S4E9" (4 August 2025, 60 minutes), and "Ep. 86 Chaos Swiss Cheese Pudding Brain | ASTROLOGY HOUSES (Part One) S4E8" (12 May 2025, 62 minutes).
Functional Chaos Podcast publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 69 minutes across 89 episodes.
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Dev, Jade, and Kali hosts Functional Chaos Podcast, a comedy podcast with 89 episodes published.
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<p>Welcome to another chaotic episode! This was recorded a month and a half ago… We are again sorry this has reached you so late, but we hope you can forgive us with being here now.</p><p>Life be f**king us hard y’all...

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<p>Wow!! It’s been a little minute since we posted a video. Fun fact, 2 days after this episode was recorded, Kali’s sweet grandma passed away and there have been a lot of stuff happening in life. So we needed to take a...

<p>Full Disclosure, we tried our very best y’all🙈😅! But if you didn’t want chaos, why are you here?😂🤭</p><p>Truly one of the most complicating things we ever attempted to learn happened on a day where Kali’s chronic...

<p>Over the weeks of us talking about all the signs in the zodiac, it’s time we dive a little deeper and find out how each of the planets in our solar system says about you. </p><p>Dev is also going to be discussing...

<p>After 5 episodes of seriousness, or as serious as we are capable of presenting, it’s time to play a little game!</p><p>Dev and Kali come up with silly little questions and the other person has to answer which zodiac...

<p>The second part of describing personalities of the zodiac here for you!</p><p>LIbra, Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus, Virgo, and Cancer you’re up! This has been a very fun project for us and we hope you have been enjoying...

<p>WooHoo we’re here for another round of the zodiac!</p><p>Now it’s time to find out the personality traits of each sign in astrology! We wanna know what you all are like according to your sun sign. Now this doesn’t...

<p>Happy New Episode Besties!</p><p>Last round of 2025 predictions for the zodiac signs. So if you didn’t hear your prediction last episode, then you will be happy to know it’s all about you this episode!</p><p>Jade was...

<p>Good Chaotic Monday Babes✨</p> <p>As promised, this episode is the first part of the 2025 year predictions of the zodiac🖤. So that we don’t have a 2 hour long episode we decided to split them in 6 signs in two...

<p>Hello and Welcome Back Chaotic Babes!</p> <p>After our holiday break we got our incredible host, Jade, back for our newest season of chaos, human things, and cringe, at times. Cause how could you expect anything...

Episode #26
<p>Hello Chaotic Babes!</p> <p>The last episode of season 3 is here and we bring you an hour of weird, hilarious, and wikipedia informative. </p> <p>The last episode of this season ends with the last letter in our...

Episode #25
<p>We missed you Chaotic Babes! 2-weeks of being hit with illness and symptom flares, is not recommended!</p> <p>But here we are again with a new episode of weird, wild, and wacky! As we get to the end of the season and...

Episode #24
<p>**Trigger Warning** this episode has a moment of talking about suicide and we always encourage our listeners to prioritize yourself first. The moment is between the time 50:50 to 55:10. Please skip if you need...

<p>Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Evening Chaotic Babes!!</p> <p>This all new episode of your favorite chaotic ladies. We discover at the beginning that Dev hates jokes with this weeks IceBreaker: What’s the...

Episode #22
<p>What happens when two chaotic weirdos look up things about Vampires on wikipedia? This weeks episode of Functional Chaos!!🤭</p> <p> It’s another chaotic week without our Jadey Bean, but Kali and Dev are still trying...

Episode #21
<p>Welcome back to a new week of chaos!</p> <p>BUT! We don’t have our Jadey Bean this week, cause she’s out at the beach for a little get away✨! While we miss the person that brings function to this chaotic silly ol’...

Episode #20
<p>We Missed You! Did You Miss Us Chaotic Babes?!🤭✨</p> <p>Life has been absolutely trying to show us who is boss lately causing us to have to take an unplanned 2 week break. But we are back this week with a whole new...

Episode #19
<p>The chaos continues but with everyone's favorite guest, Karl!! </p> <p>If you’ve missed the other episode’s with Kali’s little sister Karl, have no fear for this episode shall rid you of that deprivation🤭!</p> <p>On...

Episode #18
<p>We Back Chaotic Nerds!</p> <p>We are missing Jade this week because she is sitting on some animals all week🙃 so Kali and Dev are going to bring you your topic inspired by the letter, R. 😁Though there is no function...

Episode #17
<p>Happy Chaotic Monday Babes!🖤</p> <p>In casual Functional Chaos fashion we switch our studio location this week, cause Kali’s a/c broke and her room was the only room with the portable a/c in it. So here we are...
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