Two Actors, No Kids Podcast - You've heard of D.I.N.K. right? Dual Income, No Kids? Well, we're T.A.N.K. - Two Actors, No Kids; a comedy podcast where we talk about the delicate subject of going childless in today’s world. Two dudes with no kids talk life, love, and laughter. Louis Jacques and Matthew Stuart Jackson are both actors, comedians, and hosts who are both married men with no children. Neither of them is the breadwinner in their respective marriages, so if they are not fathers or breadwinners, what does that leave them as men? Join these two as they "flip the script" on modern masculinity, and provide the male perspective of being childfree by choice.
Required Pod Score for this show. PitchCentric checks your profile against host openness, topical fit, and audience signals before you generate a pitch.
Contact path
Public web form
Booking probability
17%
Guest openness
Selective
Sign up to generate a grounded pitch for T.A.N.K. Two Actors, No Kids.
Signup to Generate a PitchTwo Actors, No Kids Podcast - You've heard of D.I.N.K. right? Dual Income, No Kids? Well, we're T.A.N.K. - Two Actors, No Kids; a comedy podcast where we talk about the delicate subject of going childless in today’s world. Two dudes with no kids talk life, love, and laughter.
Recent episodes include "Part 2: An Audacious Crossover Episode" (1 October 2025, 43 minutes), "Earn the Dough, Win the Bread" (24 September 2025, 39 minutes), and "It's Not as Simple as Black and White..." (10 September 2025, 34 minutes).
T.A.N.K. Two Actors, No Kids publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 35 minutes across 11 episodes.
Booking probability for T.A.N.K. Two Actors, No Kids is 17%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. T.A.N.K. Two Actors, No Kids requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. T.A.N.K. Two Actors, No Kids's contact route on record: public web form.
T.A.N.K. Two Actors, No Kids is a society show with 11 episodes published.
Our AI reads these to draft pitches. Use them as grounding for a pitch that cites a real guest and a specific topic.
Episode #11
<p>Send us a text</p><p>If you're confused by jumping in at Part 2 - your confusion is justified! This is the second of a two-part episode, in collaboration with the podcast "Dipped with Sweet and Hot" - the first...
Episode #10
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Breadwinner. Provider. Income producer. That's the man's job. . . Or IS it? If you've been following the podcast this far, you already know hosts Matthew and Louis are not the breadwinners in...
Episode #9
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Hosts Louis and Matthew discuss the differences and nuances between traditional masculine values in "Black" and "White" culture. What does it mean to be a "black man" vs a "white man"? Even...
Episode #8
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Being an uncle is basically the best of both worlds - having meaningful relationships with children without the parental duties. In this episode, Louis and Matthew discuss the joys of being an...
Episode #7
<p>Send us a text</p><p>What happens when you're pretty adament that you don't want kids... But then change your mind? Let's find out! </p><p>Louis and Matthew sit down with Jennifer Newman, who was very sure she didn't...
Episode #6
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Hosts Louis and Matthew discuss whether or not parenthood is a "calling." If it is, what happens if your phone never rings? </p><p>To help them parse through the complexities if this question...
Episode #5
<p>Send us a text</p><p>There's no turning back now. The commitment to the child-free life real: as of this episode, both Louis and Matthew have now had their vasectomies! Join these two in a hilarious discussion about...
Episode #4
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Or is this fundamentally a false dichotomy? Louis and Matthew discuss their decision not to have children, and how, why, or even whether this was informed by their career choices. </p><p>Then...
Episode #3
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Louis and Matthew sit down and buckle up for this conversation. If this whole podcast is going to be "flipping the script on modern masculinity" - it's probably good to get a baseline...
Episode #2
<p>Send us a text</p><p>This Premiere Episode is the introduction to T.A.N.K. Louis and Matthew give their<b> </b>male perspective on being childfree, and about what it means to be a man in 21st century America. The...
Episode #1
<p>Send us a text</p><p>Hello World!!!! We are excited to introduce our new Podcast T.A.N.K. Two Actors No Kids. Podcasters Louis and Matthew are<b> </b>Flipping the script on modern masculinity, They are two actors and...
Recent guests on T.A.N.K. Two Actors, No Kids. Study who booked and why before you pitch.
Based on semantic analysis of episode topics and host coverage, this show is a strong guest fit for executives in:
Industry fit is computed by PitchCentric using vector embeddings of the show's episode catalog.
Is this podcast yours and you'd like to remove or correct details? Request removal or email privacy@pitchcentric.com.
Questions about the free trial? See the pricing FAQ