Super Sister Signs

We cover a LOT in this episode: color theory, how to pronounce Zendaya’s name, a circleback on the Satan stuff — what did Jesus do when he came out of the tomb though? — the solar eclipse / new moon / meteor shower...

This week, we discuss very little astrology but very much LA traffic and skin problems and eye patches and movies and more, more, MORE! ✨✨✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify, Apple, or...

This week, we start off by tackling Jupiter’s cazimi in Leo and what the heck it could possibly mean for us!! We discuss the power of scheduled naps, how Juanita can never drown, Brooke gets really emotional about a...

After we discuss the energetic and firey beginning of Leo season and the end of Mercury's retrograde journey through Cancer, Juanita updates us all on how her performance review went this week IYKYK!!!! Brooke also...

Strap in star babies, this one’s a doozy!! We’ve got MORE Mercury retrograde updates, we discuss the astrological compatibility of the Love Island Season 8 Winners (go Brinity!!! ), and we obviously discuss our Cancer +...

We talk about Venus moving into Virgo; Mercury’s current ~retrograde~ through Cancer (and the ghosts of our past who she hath wrought upon us!!!!!!!); Brooke gets a chance to show off her PI skills; Juanita gets mad at...

Honestly, we mostly talk about Love Island this episode. (With a liiiitle retrograde warning / reminder thrown in at the end!) If you don’t watch Love Island, we’re sorry (that you aren’t watching Love Island) BUT we...

Welcome to Cancer Season!!!!! Brooke screams about her womb’s betrayal, Juanita considers being open to having a good time even if she doesn’t want to do something, we beg to know how non-Americans are staying hydrated...

Since Brooke’s birthday is coming up, the episode this week is oops - all birthdays! We talk about our personal experience with birthdays and play a loose knock-or-block style game around birthday traditions. Tune in to...

** Please excuse the audio for the first ten-ish minutes of the episode! It gets better, we promise! ** We’ve got a LOT to cover this week: Brooke tells the harrowing tale of her big fall; Juanita cries about how...

<p>Brooke and Juanita are somewhere between “go to bed, honey” and “get it done, bitch” this week as they celebrate and prepare for the return of Love Island and Pride month 💕 Brooke sharpens her crab claws, Juanita...

<p>We’re back on schedule baby! Some highlight from this week’s ep: The tarot tells Brooke, once more, to “get up and get into it, bitch’” Juanita expresses her fear that hats make her look like both a loser and an...

<p>We are feeling super chatty this week…which must mean it’s GEMINI SEASON! We discuss topics such as: the return of speed dating, Avatar: The Last Airbender, the desire to have your partner do stuff without asking...

<p>It's a short one this week, folks! Brooke and Juanita reflect on their Astro Tarot card pulls from last week and gab a little bit about the new moon in Taurus. Brooke shares a recent story about a Cancerian grudge...

<p>Whew! It's been a minute! Catch up with your favorite astro-besties Brooke and Juanita as they discuss their spring break and spring break-ups, reveal their new tarot deck, parse out a wedding etiquette dilemma, and...