Episode #15
A Word From Our Sponsors
Feb 4, 202636 minS2
We want your unwanted gold. Allegedly. <p > Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.</p>
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Important news updates from the Spidered News Studio. Updates on the world, the united kingdom, sports, poetry, weather and shipping conditions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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What is Spidered News about?
Important news updates from the Spidered News Studio. Updates on the world, the united kingdom, sports, poetry, weather and shipping conditions.
Who hosts Spidered News?
Spidered News is hosted by Chyna Lake. The show has published 15 episodes to date.
What has Spidered News covered recently?
Recent episodes include "A Word From Our Sponsors" (4 February 2026, 36 minutes), "An Extremely Frightening Bowl of Congee" (29 October 2025, 48 minutes), and "Queen's Park Council Elections / RIP Gothic King Cobra" (18 September 2025, 39 minutes).
How often does Spidered News publish?
Spidered News publishes roughly monthly, with episodes averaging 39 minutes across 15 episodes.
How hard is it to get booked on Spidered News?
Booking probability for Spidered News is 28%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Spidered News requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Spidered News's contact route on record: verified email.
About the host
Chyna Lake hosts Spidered News, a news show with 15 episodes published.
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Recent episodes
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Episode #14
An Extremely Frightening Bowl of Congee
Oct 29, 202548 minS2Bog standard Halloween episode. Bowl of breakfast. Disgustingly scary ending. <p > Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.</p>
Episode #13
Queen's Park Council Elections / RIP Gothic King Cobra
Sep 18, 202539 minS2We say farewell to the Internet's Lord of Darkness Gothic King Cobra (RIP) and we speak about spiders and a local council election <p > Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.</p>
Episode #12
The Daddy's Back and he will Mechanically Crush Your Car
Apr 30, 202538 minS2<p > Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.</p>
Episode #11
Everything You Can Ever Know About the Grateful Dead
Feb 28, 202530 minS2In this episode we learn a thing or two about the Krays, travel through time and dive deep into the counter cultural world of the Dead<p > Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.</p>
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Episode #10
What's a Snotling?
Feb 5, 202536 minS2First zode of the year. Clearing the desk. <p > Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.</p>
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An Exhibition Interview with Karen Tilley
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Episode #8
An Enormous Waste of Taxpayers' Money
Oct 18, 202451 minS2<p>In this episode we report from the Labour Party Conference, hear from a real Gen Z, learn a football chant and go hard for the Sabbath, </p><br><p>With thanks to Nell Beasley, James Burton, Oliver Powell and Sam...
Episode #7
What's Exactly "The Daddy"?
Sep 25, 202450 minS2Seamus tells us about a famous song. Chyna walks to work while thinking about rebranding and what exactly "The Daddy" might be. Keston Sutherland reads two poems from his new book Meditations. <p > Hosted on Acast. See...
Episode #6
Problems Aren't Really Problems When You're Just Gonna Turn Into Like a Skeleton Innit
Aug 28, 202431 minS2Cramming in as much news as possible on the short work between Spidered News HQ and Wage Labour HQ. We hear pearls of wisdom from some locals and decide which pubs Brighton / New York pubs Princes Harry and William...
Episode #5
Staring at Ben Shapiro in the Rain
Aug 24, 202420 minS2A lament about childhood, playing and doom inspired by the pouring rain and an old photo of professional edgelord Ben Shapiro.<p > Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.</p>
Episode #4
Modernist Bank Holiday Supplement
Aug 23, 202433 minS2A different kind of news. Barely any news. Just a wander into Brighton followed by some celebrity gossip, some manifesting, an investigative trailer and a hefty bit of BN1 hardcore.<p > Hosted on Acast. See...
Episode #3
And Devils be Upon the Isle of Skye!
Aug 21, 202438 minS2A meander around the news, with a short introduction to influencers who want to sell you Collagen, a trip to the Hebrides with Seamus and an unqualified gurgle about the difference between communities and scenes. <p >...
Episode #2
Spidersing the Noughties
Aug 15, 202432 minS2Spidered News reveals an impressionist painting and tells you where to buy it before taking you into the heart of Yorkshire and the cultural cesspit of the noughties. <p > Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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A Second Wave of Spiderers
Aug 14, 202430 minS2We take a look at the world and its news before running down to the beach at Brancaster to read a poem by J.H. Prynne<p > Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.</p>
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