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Hosted by Quirkee · health · EN-US
Having trouble sleeping? Listen to my gorgeous soothing voice as I read banal material, accompanied by calming music, that will help you fall asleep. I won't bore you to death, but I will bore you to sleep. Episodes drop Tuesdays and Fridays. Sweet Dreams.
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Contact path
Public web form
Booking probability
32%
Guest openness
Selective
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Signup to Generate a PitchHaving trouble sleeping? Listen to my gorgeous soothing voice as I read banal material, accompanied by calming music, that will help you fall asleep. I won't bore you to death, but I will bore you to sleep. Episodes drop Tuesdays and Fridays. Sweet Dreams.
SLEEP NOTHINGS is hosted by Quirkee. The show has published 100 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "E 101 - Words with Silent Letters" (29 October 2026, 10 minutes), "E 100 - 2015 Indy 500 Lap 85" (21 October 2026, 10 minutes), and "E 99 - Wayne Gretzky Records" (14 October 2026, 11 minutes).
SLEEP NOTHINGS publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 11 minutes across 100 episodes.
Booking probability for SLEEP NOTHINGS is 32%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. SLEEP NOTHINGS requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. SLEEP NOTHINGS's contact route on record: public web form.
Quirkee hosts SLEEP NOTHINGS, a health podcast with 100 episodes published.
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What's with all the silent letters in words? Why? Well, don't worry about it. Let me do that. You go to sleep. I'll read some of the words, and you listen to them. And the babbling brook in the background. Yes, it's...
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Hey, you can't sleep? You should. Go to sleep. Or, maybe listen to a bit of Lap 85 of the 2015 Indianapolis 500 car race. With a rainstorm in the background. That sounds loud, huh? Well, it's not. It's soothing. Sweet...
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Episode 99 calls for a list of #99's records. Not all of 'em, there's too many. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes
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Listen to waves on a beach while I read to you about changing your furnace filter. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.
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Hey Dummy. Not you, you're not the dummy. But everyone around you is. Listen to me give you many ways to tell them they're stupid. Because they are. But it's easier to say when you can hear a gentle stream in the...
SLEEP NOTHINGS
Do you like the sound of a small waterfall? Me too. And bird sounds? Me too! And me reading the lyrics to a song Elmo and Katy Perry sang on Sesame Street in 2010? Well, maybe not. But here it is, anyway. The song is a...
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Is it Words of the Day? Word of the Days? Words of the Days? I don't know. All I know is I read a Word of the Day, and then another one of those, and then another, and maybe one or two more. With some piano in the...
SLEEP NOTHINGS
Listen to me walk you through Home Depot's guide to installing a ceiling fan, with some nice, soothing ocean waves crashing in the background. How about that? Sounds nice, huh? That's cuz it is. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.
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Listen to me (that's me!) read song titles by Taylor Swift and Black Sabbath, with some nice, relaxing sounds of a forest river (and birdies!) in the background. Pleasant. Now get some sleep. Sweet dreams. 11 minutes.
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You've asked them -- I know you have. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.
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Ocean Sounds ... My voice leading you through the brick-laying process. Sounds sweet, huh? It is. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes
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Hey. Listen to me read several kids jokes. And some rain. Some soothing rain. Oh, and a teensy tiny amount of thunder (don't worry, it's the gentle kind). Don't be a baby, it's just a little thunder. And just jokes...
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Hey. Listen to me repeat a few comments I've received trying to sell items on Facebook Marketplace. I hate selling items on Facebook Marketplace. I like buying items on Facebook Marketplace, but I hate selling items on...
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Do you like the sound of a river in a forest? And little birdies? Well then, you might like this. And as a bonus, you get a quick summary of Pickleball rules. Who doesn't want that, right? So here you go. Enjoy, and get...
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Hey. Listen to me read the Ins and Outs of Mating in Rabbits, as outlined by EveryPaw Pet Insurance. Oh, and with some soothing sounds of a running stream and birds in the background. That sounds nice, huh? That's...
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Listen to waves crashing on the beach while getting some tips on male body grooming. Sounds like a good plan, huh? Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes
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Maybe you're having trouble sleeping because you didn't know the new names of some Crayola colored pencils. I know, that can be stressful. If so, this should help. And the sounds of a rain forest. Sweet Dreams. 12...
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Listen to the sound of rain in a forest while I tell you how to install a ceiling fan. Sweet Dreams. 10 minutes.
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How is a cardboard box made, you ask? Let me tell you. While I put you to sleep. With the sound of rain in the forest. Sounds good, huh? NOW GO TO SLEEP! Sweet Dreams. 12 minutes.
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Listen to soft piano and little birdies while I tell you how to build a birdhouse. Yes, a birdhouse. A house, for birds. Sweet Dreams. 12 minutes.
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