
E90 - Just (kids) Jokes
Hey. Listen to me read several kids jokes. And some rain. Some soothing rain. Oh, and a teensy tiny amount of thunder (don't worry, it's the gentle kind). Don't be a baby, it's just a little thunder. And just jokes. Just

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Hosted by Quirkee · 🇺🇸 US · EN-US · 89 episodes
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Having trouble sleeping? Listen to my gorgeous soothing voice as I read banal material, accompanied by calming music, that will help you fall asleep. I won't bore you to death, but I will bore you to sleep. Episodes drop Tuesdays and Fridays. Sweet Dreams.
Quirkee hosts SLEEP NOTHINGS, a health show with 89 episodes published.

Hey. Listen to me read several kids jokes. And some rain. Some soothing rain. Oh, and a teensy tiny amount of thunder (don't worry, it's the gentle kind). Don't be a baby, it's just a little thunder. And just jokes. Just

Hey. Listen to me repeat a few comments I've received trying to sell items on Facebook Marketplace. I hate selling items on Facebook Marketplace. I like buying items on Facebook Marketplace, but I hate selling items on F

Do you like the sound of a river in a forest? And little birdies? Well then, you might like this. And as a bonus, you get a quick summary of Pickleball rules. Who doesn't want that, right? So here you go. Enjoy, and get

Hey. Listen to me read the Ins and Outs of Mating in Rabbits, as outlined by EveryPaw Pet Insurance. Oh, and with some soothing sounds of a running stream and birds in the background. That sounds nice, huh? That's becaus

Listen to waves crashing on the beach while getting some tips on male body grooming. Sounds like a good plan, huh? Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes

Maybe you're having trouble sleeping because you didn't know the new names of some Crayola colored pencils. I know, that can be stressful. If so, this should help. And the sounds of a rain forest. Sweet Dreams. 12 minute

Listen to the sound of rain in a forest while I tell you how to install a ceiling fan. Sweet Dreams. 10 minutes.

How is a cardboard box made, you ask? Let me tell you. While I put you to sleep. With the sound of rain in the forest. Sounds good, huh? NOW GO TO SLEEP! Sweet Dreams. 12 minutes.

Listen to soft piano and little birdies while I tell you how to build a birdhouse. Yes, a birdhouse. A house, for birds. Sweet Dreams. 12 minutes.

Listen to waves crashing on a beach (is that where you're going?) while I read off a list of stuff you need to pack. But don't start packing now. Just go to sleep. Sweet Dreams. 12 minutes.

Listen to me tell you how to weed your garden. From thegardencontinuum.com. Maybe you know it? I doubt it. Who cares ... Just go to sleep. Sweet Dreams. 14 minutes.

Listen to me read a list of Movie Titles Turned to Porn Titles. If you want. You don't have to. BTW, I didn't make these up. And I didn't watch any of them. I'm pretty sure I didn't. Oh, and some soothing beach sounds. I

Listen to the soothing sounds of little birdies and piano while I read about Birding for Beginners. What could be better? Sweet Dreams. 14 minutes.

Listen to ambient music while I explain the rules of curling to you. Because it's important to know the rules. Maybe not. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.

Do you still not know how to fold clothes? Who are you, and what's wrong with you? Learn how to fold clothes while ambient music plays in the background. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.

Listen to the soothing sound of waves crashing onto an ocean beach while I read Indianapolis traffic reports. Sweet Dreams. 14 minutes.

Listen to Mamma Mia piano, ballad version (check out ABBA Piano Covers, on YouTube) while I read the lyrics to the song, backwards. Why? Why not? Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes.

Listen to rain in a forest while I describe to you what you'll learn while Obtaining a Certificate in Data (zzzzzzzzz) Analytics (zzzzzzzzzz). Sweet Dreams. 10 minutes.

Listen to ocean waves on a beach while I read five steps to cutting your own hair from Laurakcollins.com. LaurakCollins!!!! Do you know who she is??!!!! Neither do I. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.

Hey, having trouble sleeping? Maybe you've got racoons in your attic? Or maybe it's a gassy gut? If it's racoons, listen to piano music while I read off 5 tips to remove them. If it's gas, maybe go for a poopy? Sweet dre
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