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No Tea Podcast

Hosted by Tori Lumen · comedy · EN

23 episodesAudience: 2
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About this Podcast:

A podcast where two hot, interesting, nonbinary dudes spill T, without actually being on any...for now.

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Booking probability

39%

Guest openness

Selective

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80/100
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Questions about No Tea Podcast

Who hosts No Tea Podcast?

No Tea Podcast is hosted by Tori Lumen. The show has published 23 episodes to date.

What has No Tea Podcast covered recently?

Recent episodes include "H-E-Double Hockeysticks" (15 September 2026, 68 minutes), "Lil Monster Boy" (8 September 2026, 51 minutes), and "Lettuce Chatter" (1 September 2026, 59 minutes).

How often does No Tea Podcast publish?

No Tea Podcast publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 64 minutes across 23 episodes.

How hard is it to get booked on No Tea Podcast?

Booking probability for No Tea Podcast is 39%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. No Tea Podcast requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. No Tea Podcast's contact route on record: verified email.

About the host

Tori Lumen hosts No Tea Podcast, a comedy podcast with 23 episodes published.

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Recent episodes

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  • Sep 15, 20261h 8mS1

    This week da boyz unpack a bit of religious trauma and explore themes of trans joy vs trans rage. Follow us @NoTea.Podcast Have a question about gender for the bois? Email us at NoTeaPod@gmail.com ! No Tea Podcast is a...

  • Episode #22

    Lil Monster Boy

    Sep 8, 202651 minS1

    This week da boyz sit down with the director of The Blair Witch Easter Project to discuss cinema, hard-boiled eggs, and we introduce our newest segment. Follow us @NoTea.Podcast Have a question about gender for the...

  • Episode #21

    Lettuce Chatter

    Sep 1, 202659 minS1

    Rabbit! Rabbit! Allow da boyz to chaperone you from beach ball season (it’s a thing) into pumpkin spice season. This week we hear a harrowing tale of Tori’s since-vanished ex. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss it. Follow...

  • Aug 25, 202656 minS1

    This week da boyz visit weird roadside attractions, unpack their history of cannabis use, and introduce the newest segment in the No Tea cinematic universe. Follow us @NoTea.Podcast Have a question about gender for the...

  • Aug 18, 202657 minS1

    This week da boyz do a little birthday recap, chat about ever-changing fashion trends, and Mia almost makes it to minute 49 before mentioning poop. Follow us @NoTea.Podcast Have a question about gender for the bois...

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  • Episode #18

    Maine Squeeze

    Aug 11, 202656 minS1

    This week, da boyz recollect their adventures (and misadventures) in Maine and treat you to a drunken, on-location segment. Follow us @NoTea.Podcast Have a question about gender for the bois? Email us at...

  • Aug 4, 20261h 8mS1

    This week da boyz discuss roller skating, moments of gender euphoria, and kick around the idea of changing the name of the pod! Is the No Tea era coming to an end? Tune in to find out! Follow us @NoTea.Podcast Have a...

  • Jul 28, 202654 minS1

    This week da boyz return from life off grid and attempt to re-acclimate to society. They talk New Haven style ahbeetz, and resurrect the beloved segments, “Bi or Bye”: 90s heartthrob edition. Follow us @NoTea.Podcast...

  • Episode #15

    Turd Burgled

    Jul 21, 20261h 1mS1

    This week da boyz leave the studio and brave the great outdoors to bring you a very special CAMP EP. They’re pitching tents, revisiting their Tinder eras, and trying to avoid being eaten by bears…or worse: mosquitos...

  • Episode #14

    Dude Sh*t

    Jul 14, 20261h 6mS1

    This week da boyz discuss the corrupt movie rating system, horoscope stereotypes, and an aquatic creature fact that absolutely nobody asked for. Follow us @NoTea.Podcast Have a question about gender for the bois? Email...

  • Jul 7, 20261h 10mS1

    This week da boyz discuss their very different approaches to nonbinary wedding attire, defend their favorite ice cream flavors, and unpack the devastating consequences of clear nail polish. Follow us @NoTea.Podcast Have...

  • Jun 30, 20261h 16mS1

    In the final Pride Edition ep, da boyz discuss their month in review, how Delia’s accidentally became their interior design inspo, and what to do when you don’t know a person’s pronouns.

  • Jun 23, 20261h 13mS1

    This week da boys discuss daytime talk shows, serve up the aforementioned Girl Dinner, and gather around as they baptize their newest segment, “Bi or Bye”. Follow us @NoTea.Podcast Have a question about gender for the...

  • Episode #10

    "Girl Dinner"

    Jun 16, 20261h 14mS1

    <p>This week da boyz discuss the nonbinary version of Girl Dinner, how Gil put one over on his dear ol’ dad, and we all bear witness to the historic birth of Tori’s very first segment.</p><p>Follow us @NoTea.Podcast...

  • Jun 9, 20261h 15mS1

    <p>This week da boys drink protein shakes, swap stories involving various incidents of effluvium, and recall pride events of the past. Also, just TRY to figure out which one of them became the unlikely victim of grand...

  • Episode #8

    Ms. Pride

    Jun 2, 20261h 6mS1

    <p>This week da boys kick off Pride month by recounting their “coming out” stories. Then, in a shocking act of betrayal, Mia exposes Tori’s deeply embarrassing Thanksgiving side dish. Proof that not all closets should...

  • Episode #7

    Calloused Soles

    May 26, 20261h 9mS1

    <p>This week da bois discuss sporks, the art of putting together an outfit, and their plans to corner the market on spicy OF content. Tori also brings the energy up to announce the long-awaited return of a beloved...

  • May 19, 20261h 9mS1

    <p></p><p>This week da boys discuss how Tori may or may not have stolen their cat from somebody, their favorite Teletubbies, and you’ll never guess who was wasted at the Christian Rock music festival. They also give...

  • Episode #5

    Lived In

    May 14, 20261 hourS1

    <p>This week the bois discuss conspiracy theories, encounters with law enforcement, and (perhaps most importantly), their favorite cheese of the moment.</p>

  • May 12, 20261 hourS1

    <p>Today da boys unpack their relationship with HP, written by a TERF, before delving into black holes and spaghettification. They share how they handle being misgendered, plus mic malfunctions, chaos, and answer the...

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