Nether Region Podcast

<p>You’ve selected The Doodle. Bark bark? Bark, bark bark. If that isn’t clear enough, not sure what is. But if you need the extra walkies, here’s the pooper scoop: you’re a force to be reckoned with and a boss bitch to...

<p>You have pulled the Trophy Maker, and my what a good sport you are. You have a love for the game, especially if that game involves the bones of your enemies. Call it a praise kink or call it a kind heart, you’re...

<p>You have pulled the Improviser, a man about town if that town were a dark and sticky theatre that your one friend invited you to on a random Thursday one time. You’ve got a keen ear for listening and a sense of...

<p>You have pulled the Abigail, a reminder that the only thing hotter than you are the friends and villagers you've immolated. You're the 17th century's answer to Regina George, and you totally give the term Burn Book a...

<p>You have pulled the Omen Child, which represents sweet innocence, Catholic church, and horrifying murderous impulses! You are a total sicko, a real psychopath, but the most accomplished amateur surgeon to come out of...

<p>You have pulled the Hamster, which represents tiny tracksuits, tinier pinkie rings, and one humungous attitude! You may be a 5-inch long rodent, but you'd never be caught ratting on anyone. You're no stunad! In fact...

<p>You have pulled the Caligula, a sign that you're the dungeon master of your domain! Your name may mean "little boots", but you've left behind some big shoes to fill (and you know what they say about big shoes...big...

<p>You have pulled the Midwest Ghost, a reminder that you've still got time to embrace and explore all your interests because hobbies don't stop when you leave this mortal coil! Keep those creative juices flowing and...

<p>You have pulled the Funk Icon, which represents attitude, eroticism, and a severe peanut allergy! Even if you can't eat nuts, you can still go nuts on your eternal bass and turn everybody on with your funkadelic...

<p>You have pulled the Caesar, a sign to embrace your inner emperor and lay down the law! You rule with an iron fist, a crown of laurels, and a secret ingredient (spoiler alert: it's anchovies). But you're more than...

<p>You have pulled the Veterinarian, a reminder of how naturally taking care of others comes to you (humans not included). You are a distinguished softie, helping and healing all creatures big and small and demonic! You...

<p>You have pulled the Filmmaker, which represents classic Hollywood, critical acclaim, and comedians as action stars! You're in your glamorous golden age, smearing your talent across the sensational silver screen...

<p>You have pulled the Cockroach, a sign that you are resilient, fiesty, and a real thinker. Though your stature may be small, your wisdom is vast - you have the innate ability to really *see* people, and your compound...

<p>You have pulled the Ambassador, a reminder that you are heaven-sent, even if you prefer to spend your time living it up in the underworld! You're the intermediary between the Divine, Hellmanity, and humankind...

<p>You have pulled the Game Show Host, a sign to buzz in and hit those whammies because you're the biggest loser, contestant number 666! You're a real charmer, schmoozing with network execs and kissing everyone's family...