I Would Sit On a Peanut Right Now
Jun 5, 202625m0
I can't be sued for libel or slander because this episode was recorded while standing in a puddle and therefore falls under maritime law.
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Hosted by Unknown Host · 🇺🇸 US · EN-US · 131 episodes
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I am the host of your own personal afterlife but I also have my own stuff going on. It's not all about you.
Unknown Host hosts The Purgatory Podcast, a comedy show with 131 episodes published.
I can't be sued for libel or slander because this episode was recorded while standing in a puddle and therefore falls under maritime law.
Purgatory Podcast Tip #41: Collect blue coins to earn 10 points. Points can be used to upgrade your weapons and armor to defeat the podcast.
This Memorial Day, don't forget those who laid down their lives in the Storage Wars.
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Listeners who own parrots tell me they repeat what I say on my podcast and end up in jail (bird wing) which I recognize is a serious 1st Amendment violation but at the same time it's really funny that it's called "bird w
Because of the butterfly effect, every time I upload a new episode there's an earthquake in Indonesia. They said they're cool with it though.
Stumbled across this episode while digging through last year’s Easter basket for leftovers to eat. Also, unrelated but I think I have to go to the hospital forever.
Look to your left. Now look to your right. Both of these people will die having never listened to this podcast. That's why you're better than them and should have more rights.
Dreams are so strange. I recently had to present a report on Napoleon I didn't prepare for while nude in front of twelve grey aliens and everyone from high school. Then I went home to take a nap and dreamed up the idea f
Under the right conditions, this podcast can be converted into a gas. If you figure out how to do it you’ll be just like those Chinese scientists whose mysterious deaths I know nothing about.
The episode description for this week was written on a napkin that was eaten by alligators after I accidentally dropped it in a swamp. It was whispered into a tornado which destroyed the words instantly as they left my m
The word podcast should be an acronym: P = Podcast. O = Can't think of one. D = Not sure. C = Don't know. A = Can't think of one. S = Can't think of one. T = Telephone (What you listen to a podcast on.) Thank you.
Who needs to exercise their civil and human rights when you can just listen to a podcast instead?
Wish I knew talking into a microphone allows it to steal your soul. Would have at least tried to make the podcast good.
This podcast is so old it was around when there was still only one Massachusett.
It sucks that this episode will be used against me in the final judgment but at least it will be counted as another listen.
Tried sending this episode back in time but they sent it back (?)
Everyone who listens to this episode will have good luck for the next 100 years. After that you're on your own.
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The Purgatory Podcast is hosted by Unknown Host. The show is categorised under comedy (religion) and has published 131 episodes.
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