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Paul and Tao are reunited for a rare in-person episode to talk about coccyx pain, getting rousted for plants, getting shushed during World Cup, step-dad complications, minimum wage at 33, screaming in the car, Pokemon, c

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Hosted by Paul & Tao · 🇺🇸 US · EN-US · 52 episodes
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Talking about everything and nothing at the same time. The only podcast on Earth hosted by two dudes in their 30's where they don't talk about crypto. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/ModernConfusionPodcast/posts
Paul & Tao hosts Modern Confusion, a comedy show with 52 episodes published.

Paul and Tao are reunited for a rare in-person episode to talk about coccyx pain, getting rousted for plants, getting shushed during World Cup, step-dad complications, minimum wage at 33, screaming in the car, Pokemon, c

The lads are finally back to talk about Juneteenth, Paul's symposium, karaoke, Tao getting engaged, Summer Solstice, and life after graduation. Intro song: "Pedicel Carrier" by Frits Wentink & Malin Genie. Outro song: "R

The boys spark one up on the eve of 4/20 to talk about Paul getting back into weed, Tao’s diary bullet points, fieldwork dives, creme brulee french toast, Andre Nickatina, Paul’s current situation evaluation, the iPod pr

In honor of 3/11/2026 and to kick off season 5, Paul and Tao do a deep dive on one of the best bands to ever exist. Intro song: "Down" by 311. Outro song: "Freeze Time" by 311. Support the show

East Coast icon Kayla Janowitz AKA After Ours hops on the pod to talk about why New York is so sick. Intro song: "Like Weezy" by Playboi Carti. Outro song: "Daisy" by After Ours. Support the show

The boys return to talk about New Year's Eve, the SR-71, the Whale House, back to school, tetanus shots, Paul's productive 2026, rating 2025 out of 10, a fatty computer science lesson, FUCK ICE, and NFL predictions. Intr

At long last, Kelly Mason hops on the pod to talk about top 5 art experiences of the past year. Intro song: "Noite Cartunesca" by Guerrinha. Outro song: "U.R.A. Fever" by The Kills. Support the show

The lads celebrate 5 years of Modern confusion by bringing back Hana Antrim for her fourth MC appearance. Paul makes his pitch to get Hana to do his marine bio program, a few dating updates, Hana's mental breakdown, ever

The boys bring back iconic guest Miranda King to talk about top 5 favorite movies. Intro song: "Universal Theme Song" Outro song: "I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow" by The Soggy Bottom Boys Support the show

The lads are back to talk about Paul's Catalina adventure, songs from the past, incoming football season, Chris's love life, Paul's cafe crush, New York, and a call to action for our listeners. Intro song: "I'm out to Ge

The boys are high as fuck in the Mercurio family garage to talk about Paul's move, going-away party disappointment, Paul's community epiphany, Paul's fancy gym, Chris's challenge completed, Paul following the white rabbi

It's been a fatty minute but Paul and Tao finally hit a FREE 1 on 1 pod to talk nba playoffs, mystery ailments, credit card referrals, paul's school reading, michael's debut novel, paul's new type, paul's phone surgery,

We finally got Tosh Clements on to talk about engagement rumors, having a baby on the way, helicopter parenting, 40 around the corner, being THE older brother, initial cold exteriors, coachella, and the artist's way. Int

The boys are back trying to sell people on the Patreon pod, talking about Paul getting rejected by jobs, the super bowl, Paul's newest strong connection, spitting game, the NBA, and potential kid names. Into song: "Brain

We kick off season 4 with friend of the pod Nick Ritche and talk US election results and contemporary politics at large. We also get interrupted by some Australian birds. Intro Song: "Elephant" by Tame Impala. Outro Song

We cap off season 3 with Hana (our first ever 3-peat guest) to talk a little bit of politics, some sports, investing, feeling smart at one point in time and not anymore, selling out, brat summer, reels and shorts, columb

We finally get our college friend/roommate on to talk about gym life, college frats, working in tech, gambling, and first tinder dates. Intro Song: Ridin' Solo by Jason Derulo. Outro Song: Clarity (feat. Foxes) by Zedd.

After Paul gets rained out from a Foo Fighters show we hit an impromptu quick episode where we talk about cold plunges, the Xgames, talking volumes, and submechaniphobia. Intro Song: "My Hero" by Foo Fighters. Outro Song

In our first ever remote guest episode, Gigi joins Paul in Brooklyn and Tao phones in from Santa Barbara to talk Coachella, molly, sex work, clowning, Grind, venting to certain friends, attachment styles, and Paul's late

We mostly talk about what's been going wrong in life lately. Intro Song: "Meant To Live" by Switchfoot. Outro Song: "Banana Pancakes" by Jack Johnson. Support the show
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