Talking about everything and nothing at the same time. The only podcast on Earth hosted by two dudes in their 30's where they don't talk about crypto. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/ModernConfusionPodcast/posts
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Signup to Generate a PitchTalking about everything and nothing at the same time. The only podcast on Earth hosted by two dudes in their 30's where they don't talk about crypto.
Modern Confusion is hosted by Paul & Tao. The show has published 53 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "“Do We Have To Call Dylan Immediately?” (KJEE TOURNAMENT)" (28 September 2026, 68 minutes), "“Human Rouster”" (28 July 2026, 55 minutes), and ""I Guess Instagram Close Friends Means Nothing"" (28 June 2026, 39 minutes).
Modern Confusion publishes roughly monthly, with episodes averaging 70 minutes across 53 episodes.
Booking probability for Modern Confusion is 31%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Modern Confusion requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Modern Confusion's contact route on record: public web form.
Paul & Tao hosts Modern Confusion, a comedy podcast with 53 episodes published.
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Modern Confusion
Paul and Tao (and guest tie-breaker Dylan) embark on the impossible: crowing the number one KJEE band of their youth. Intro song: “Predictable” by Good Charlotte. Outro song: “No One Else” by Weezer. Support the show
Episode #4
Paul and Tao are reunited for a rare in-person episode to talk about coccyx pain, getting rousted for plants, getting shushed during World Cup, step-dad complications, minimum wage at 33, screaming in the car, Pokemon...
Episode #3
The lads are finally back to talk about Juneteenth, Paul's symposium, karaoke, Tao getting engaged, Summer Solstice, and life after graduation. Intro song: "Pedicel Carrier" by Frits Wentink & Malin Genie. Outro song...
Episode #2
The boys spark one up on the eve of 4/20 to talk about Paul getting back into weed, Tao’s diary bullet points, fieldwork dives, creme brulee french toast, Andre Nickatina, Paul’s current situation evaluation, the iPod...
Episode #1
In honor of 3/11/2026 and to kick off season 5, Paul and Tao do a deep dive on one of the best bands to ever exist. Intro song: "Down" by 311. Outro song: "Freeze Time" by 311. Support the show
Episode #12
East Coast icon Kayla Janowitz AKA After Ours hops on the pod to talk about why New York is so sick. Intro song: "Like Weezy" by Playboi Carti. Outro song: "Daisy" by After Ours. Support the show
Episode #11
The boys return to talk about New Year's Eve, the SR-71, the Whale House, back to school, tetanus shots, Paul's productive 2026, rating 2025 out of 10, a fatty computer science lesson, FUCK ICE, and NFL predictions...
Episode #10
At long last, Kelly Mason hops on the pod to talk about top 5 art experiences of the past year. Intro song: "Noite Cartunesca" by Guerrinha. Outro song: "U.R.A. Fever" by The Kills. Support the show
Episode #9
The lads celebrate 5 years of Modern confusion by bringing back Hana Antrim for her fourth MC appearance. Paul makes his pitch to get Hana to do his marine bio program, a few dating updates, Hana's mental breakdown...
Episode #8
The boys bring back iconic guest Miranda King to talk about top 5 favorite movies. Intro song: "Universal Theme Song" Outro song: "I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow" by The Soggy Bottom Boys Support the show
Episode #7
The lads are back to talk about Paul's Catalina adventure, songs from the past, incoming football season, Chris's love life, Paul's cafe crush, New York, and a call to action for our listeners. Intro song: "I'm out to...
Episode #6
The boys are high as fuck in the Mercurio family garage to talk about Paul's move, going-away party disappointment, Paul's community epiphany, Paul's fancy gym, Chris's challenge completed, Paul following the white...
Episode #5
It's been a fatty minute but Paul and Tao finally hit a FREE 1 on 1 pod to talk nba playoffs, mystery ailments, credit card referrals, paul's school reading, michael's debut novel, paul's new type, paul's phone surgery...
Episode #3
We finally got Tosh Clements on to talk about engagement rumors, having a baby on the way, helicopter parenting, 40 around the corner, being THE older brother, initial cold exteriors, coachella, and the artist's way...
Episode #2
The boys are back trying to sell people on the Patreon pod, talking about Paul getting rejected by jobs, the super bowl, Paul's newest strong connection, spitting game, the NBA, and potential kid names. Into song...
Episode #1
We kick off season 4 with friend of the pod Nick Ritche and talk US election results and contemporary politics at large. We also get interrupted by some Australian birds. Intro Song: "Elephant" by Tame Impala. Outro...
Episode #12
We cap off season 3 with Hana (our first ever 3-peat guest) to talk a little bit of politics, some sports, investing, feeling smart at one point in time and not anymore, selling out, brat summer, reels and shorts...
Episode #11
We finally get our college friend/roommate on to talk about gym life, college frats, working in tech, gambling, and first tinder dates. Intro Song: Ridin' Solo by Jason Derulo. Outro Song: Clarity (feat. Foxes) by Zedd...
Episode #10
After Paul gets rained out from a Foo Fighters show we hit an impromptu quick episode where we talk about cold plunges, the Xgames, talking volumes, and submechaniphobia. Intro Song: "My Hero" by Foo Fighters. Outro...
Episode #9
In our first ever remote guest episode, Gigi joins Paul in Brooklyn and Tao phones in from Santa Barbara to talk Coachella, molly, sex work, clowning, Grind, venting to certain friends, attachment styles, and Paul's...
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