Kiss Our Grits

<p>Alice's son, Tommy, is becoming a behavior problem at home. Mel thinks he can raise him but finds their lifestyles collide, with a bang. </p>

<p>An earthquake shakes up Mel's Diner, but the girls recover quickly when a surprise savings account is disclosed.</p>

<p>Mel tells Alice, Flo, and Vera he must fire one of them to cut overhead.</p>

<p>Singing star Jerry Reed comes to Mel's Diner with some concert tickets and gets stuck there.</p>

<p>The waitresses spend a holiday weekend locked up with Mel in the diner's storeroom.</p>

<p>Mel is celebrating his fiftieth birthday and is expecting a surprise party. When it seems it is not going to happen, he is disappointed; but alice and the gang finally get him, and the party becomes a roast.</p>

<p>Desi Arnaz guests as a famous philandering fashion photographer whose marriage is in trouble.</p>

<p>Flo gets swept off her feet and almost into a Middle Eastern potentate's harem.</p>

<p>Flo's rodeo-riding brother, Jimmy Joe, has his heart set on marrying Alice, all to the distress of his horse, Beatrice, who becomes emotionally upset at the wedding plans.</p>

<p>Alice and the gang at Mel's Diner are shocked when a young man voices his protest over food additives.</p>

<p>Alice's course in psychology causes a lot of friction at the diner, but with a happy ending.</p>

<p>Alice must delicately rebuff the romantic advances of basketball star Stretch Parker -- a high school senior.</p>

<p>Flo causes chaos at the diner with her failing eyesight, and then causes almost as much of a stir when she gets -- and loses -- her contact lens.</p>

<p>Vera believes that God is visiting Mel's Diner when George Burns drops in. She has seen his movie, "Oh God!", three times and her faith is unshakable; until Flo intervenes as only Flo can.</p>

<p>Mel ruins everyone's holiday -- until he thinks of a unique scheme to provide Alice and the others a white Christmas. The only problem is, their gets stuck in a snowstorm.</p>