Episode #9
Oblex
—1h 29mS4
The Monster Manual describes the origin of the Oblex as “a slime capable of assaulting the minds of other creatures. These pools of jelly are cunning hunters that feed on thoughts and memories.” We are joined by Diana...
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Kill Every Monster
Hosted by Dylan Malenfant & Aram Vartian · leisure · EN
About this Podcast:
Kill Every Monster is an award-winning Dungeons and Dragons podcast about every monster in the manual. Co-hosts Dylan and Aram are joined by a guest for a DM-deep-dive into a classic D&D monster. The first part is a discussion, and the second is a one-shot actual play where our guest takes on the role of the monster.Dungeons & Dragons is many things to many people, but at its heart lies a system that rewards players for killing monsters. In each episode we ask three central questions:What is this creature?Are they really a monster?How would you change them in Dungeons and Dragons?Each episode of Kill Every Monster is a contained story, so you never have to worry about being caught up or listening out of order. Pick any monster you like and dive right in!The show is free and available anywhere you get your podcasts. We are supported by listeners like you via Patreon where you can get ad-free versions of each episode a week early, and Patreon-exclusive bonus episodes like our DM No
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What is Kill Every Monster about?
Kill Every Monster is an award-winning Dungeons and Dragons podcast about every monster in the manual. Co-hosts Dylan and Aram are joined by a guest for a DM-deep-dive into a classic D&D monster. The first part is a discussion, and the second is a one-shot actual play where our guest takes on the role of the monster.
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Kill Every Monster is hosted by Dylan Malenfant & Aram Vartian. The show has published 74 episodes to date.
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Dylan Malenfant & Aram Vartian hosts Kill Every Monster, a leisure podcast with 74 episodes published.
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Kill Every Monster
DM Notes: Incubus
—29 minS1Before we set out to record the Incubus episode, we got together with Mike to make sure we could figure out a way to handle the problematic aspects of the creature. We wanted to retain the danger of an Incubus' charm...
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Dylan Is Mad About A Thing 001 - World Building
—1h 18mS4Hey people, this is Aram. Dylan has been mulling over some thoughts on world building, so we sat down in front of our mics and hashed them out over an hour. We talk about some of the troupes that annoy us and came up...
Episode #11
Shambling Mound (Part 2)
—44 minS2We are joined by Frankie Larson. Frankie (they/she) is a writer, florist, podcaster, and plant-obsessed ttrpg gamer of over 13 years. You can find them frequently yelling about lawns on twitter at @ humanhouseplant...
Episode #11
Undead Horde
—1h 35mS1The Monster Manual describes Skeletons and Zombies as “the foot soldiers of an undead army. While skeletons are capable of following simple and direct orders, making them capable of tasks such as loading catapults or...
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Episode #10
Oozes
—1h 3mS1Oozes are described in the Monster Manual as creatures that “thrive in the dark, shunning areas of bright light and extreme temperatures. They flow through the damp underground, feeding on any creature or object that...
Episode #1
Owlbear
—1h 7mS4Owlbears are described in the Monster Manual as “a monstrous cross between giant owl and bear, an owlbear’s reputation for ferocity and aggression makes it one of the most feared predators of the wild.” We are joined by...
Episode #16
Season 3 Mailbag
—58 minS3Dylan and Aram answer your questions about season 3 of Kill Every Monster. CAST Dylan Malenfant : Co-producer, Gamemaster Aram Vartian : Co-producer, Editor MUSIC "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music...
Episode #10
Qilin
—1h 16mS3Monsters of the Multiverse describes Qilin as “noble, celestial creatures. In the Outer Planes, Qilin in service to benevolent deities take a direct role in the eternal struggle between good and evil. In the mortal...
Episode #1
Rust Monster
—1h 33mS5Welcome to the launch of Season 5! Rust Monsters are described in the Monster Manual as "strange, normally docile creatures corrode ferrous metals, then gobble up the rust they create. In doing so, they have ruined...
Episode #13
Season 4 Mailbag
—1h 3mS4Aram and Dylan answer listener questions from Season 4 of Kill Every Monster and the show in general. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Episode #12
Does It Murder Season 4
—56 minS4Dylan and Aram run through the monsters from Season 4 and decided whether or not they would "do a murder." Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Episode #11
Treant
—1h 53mS4Treants are described in the Monster Manual as "awakened trees that dwell in ancient forests. Although treants prefer to while away the days, months, and years in quiet contemplation, they fiercely protect their...
Episode #10
Peryton
—1h 17mS4Perytons are described in the Monster Manual as "bizarre creatures that blend the body and wings of a bird of prey with the head of a stag. Its strangest feature is its shadow, which appears humanoid rather than...
Kill Every Monster
Welcome to Replay and DIE RPG
—15 minS3Twenty years ago, we played a game. We recorded that game and shared it over the airwaves of our high school radio station, WKEY AM 1360. People listened. So did other things. Twenty years later, we were invited to play...
Episode #8
Lich
—1h 30mS4We are joined by Eric Silver. Eric Silver is an award-winning podcast producer, game designer, and teacher based in the great state of New York. He is recognized widely as the Best Game Master in Podcasting, running the...
Episode #8
Giants
—1h 22mS4We are joined by Tracy Barnett Tracy is an award-winning non-binary games designer, podcast and game editor, and project manager from Columbus. They have been making games for almost 10 years. They specialize in games...
Episode #7
Drow
—1h 11mS4We are joined by Liz and Austin. CAST Dylan Malenfant : Producer, Host Aram Vartian : Producer, Editor MUSIC "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music "I'm Looking Ahead" by Ebo Krdum "Salamat" by...
Episode #12
People
—1h 41mS3We are joined by Haley Whipjack and Gus Rachels . Haley Whipjack is an educator, podcaster, and passionate fan of making fun things. They are a cohost, GM, and player on TTRPG actual play podcast Unprepared...
Episode #6
Dragon Turtle
—1h 22mS4We are joined by Glaiza . Glaiza—whose pronouns are they/he—is a person with many hats. They are a podcast host, a writer and an award-winning TTRPG player. They hail from the Philippines, Brunei, Korea, Cambodia, San...
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