The world is ripe with monsters, and when you have a monster problem, you need the professionals. Unfortunately, the best you're going to get is the VanHellmans family. Join us as we play Monster of the Week by Evil Hat Productions in this TTRPG Actual Play Podcast.
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Signup to Generate a PitchThe world is ripe with monsters, and when you have a monster problem, you need the professionals. Unfortunately, the best you're going to get is the VanHellmans family. Join us as we play Monster of the Week by Evil Hat Productions in this TTRPG Actual Play Podcast.
Recent episodes include "Hiatus Announcement and Editor Change" (15 July 2026, 1 minute), "Hunt 33: The VanHellmans Legacy" (30 June 2026, 79 minutes), and "Hunt 31: Skin Takers" (2 June 2026, 47 minutes).
Monster Cafe publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 61 minutes across 38 episodes.
Booking probability for Monster Cafe is 29%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Monster Cafe requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Monster Cafe's contact route on record: public web form.
Monster Cafe is a leisure podcast with 38 episodes published.
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Episode #34
As our current editor departs the network and a new editor steps in to fill his shoes, the show needs to go on a hiatus until the new editor is up to speed. We look forward to bringing you new content when things settle...
Episode #33
Burn bright blue, Boo Hag. Our Cast: Justin as The Keeper Rainy as Daisy VanHellmans Jim as Daphne VanHellmans Rye as Destiny VanHellmans Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evil Hat Productions'...
Episode #31
<p>Getting arrested runs in the family, it seems. But can these new family members actually do the impossible and make something positive come out of being granted access to a police station?</p><p>Our...
Episode #30
<p>Whelp, all the old family is exploded. Time for some new fresh faces.</p><p>Our Cast:</p><p>Justin as The Keeper</p><p>Rainy as Daisy VanHellmans</p><p>Jim as Daphne VanHellmans</p><p>Rye as Destiny...
Episode #29
<p>Mt. Rainier has exploded and vampires swarm Seattle while the VanHellmans just have to hunker down and bide time until the DUI sends help in the form of a mysterious package.</p><p>Our Cast:</p><p>Justin as The...
Episode #27
<p>Guided by mysterious and frustrating phone calls, the family arrives in Seattle Washington, ready to deal with whatever vampire problem they are having, only to get stuck at a hole-in-the-wall laundromat when David...
Episode #26
<p>As Archie, Gigi, and Dom make their stand while the mansion is overrun by vampires disguised as DUI agents, the rest of the family absconds in the newly upgraded RV heading towards Seattle, following the only lead...
Episode #25
<p>Can't we just have ONE normal cookout without something trying to kill us?</p><p>Our Cast:</p><p>Justin as The Keeper</p><p>Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans</p><p>Tensei as David VanHellmans</p><p>Stephanie as Eddie...
Episode #24
<p>The family reunites in Hell and meets up with The Devil. Well he says he's not The Devil. But he is at least a devil. He tries to convince David to do a colony drop.</p><p>Our Cast:</p><p>Justin as The...
Episode #23
<p>Things immediately take a left turn, literally, when the VanHellman's plane gets rerouted. Also Ari orders fast food.</p><p>Our Cast:</p><p>Justin as The Keeper</p><p>Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans</p><p>Tensei as...
Episode #22
<p>It's time! Little David has been the baby of the family for too long. Now it's his turn to lead a hunt. At least it's an easy one this time. Probably.</p><p>Our Cast:</p><p>Justin as The Keeper</p><p>Tensei as David...
Monster Cafe
<p>We lost 4 episodes. Oops.</p><p>Monster Cafe is a TTTRPG actual play podcast, playing Evil Hat Productions' "Monster of the Week" brought to you by Dragon Master Games and viewers like you via our network Patreon and...
Episode #21
<p>The ritual to renew the people's belief in Odin begins, and it involves sacrificing a bunch of criminals? That Paul tries really hard to convince the family to kill for some reason? It's a real confusing conclusion...
Episode #20
<p>Santa has been a naughty Yule Father, what with all the kidnapping and wanting to start a Christmas Cult. The family breaks into Santa's Workshop to put an end to things before it all spirals out of control. But when...
Episode #19
<p>It was the Summer of '69 and the VanHellmans are spending this nicest of seasons in the frigid cold of North Pole, Alaska, and maybe learn a little bit about photo development along the way.</p><p>Our...
Episode #18
<p>The gang gets arrested and comes face to face with the consequences of decades of destruction in the name of protecting the populace from monsters. Money can't save you this time, VanHellmans.</p><p>Our...
Episode #17
<p>Things at The Big Cheesy take a shitty turn. That's the whole episode.</p><p>Our Cast:</p><p>Justin as The Keeper</p><p>Izzy as Ariana Quell VanHellmans</p><p>Nick as Jason VanHellmans</p><p>Stephanie as Eddie...
Episode #16
<p>With the confusing events of the biker bar behind them, the family returns to their actual mission: eating and judging grilled cheeses.</p><p>Our Cast:</p><p>Justin as The Keeper</p><p>Izzy as Ariana Quell...
Episode #15
<p>Eddie gets invited to be a guest judge at a grilled cheese contest in New Orleans. En route the van makes a stop at a greasy biker bar, where the family will have an encounter that will change the trajectory of their...
<p>David has been snatched from his home at the VanHellman's mansion and forced to play a game most deadly. Joining the Bard Rock Patreon or Ko-Fi gives you a voice to help save (or hinder) him in the upcoming death...
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