Here's A Guy

a serious educational podcast about history's most fascinating people

Here's A Guy is a comedy podcast hosted by Here's a Guy, with 192 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

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  Episode 189: Stabbing the Birthday Boy

  Aug 28, 20262h 1m

  [THIS IS A PUBLIC NOTICE TO ALL PODCAST LISTENERS. LAST WEEK THIS DESCRIPTION WAS WRITTEN BY AN INDIVIDUAL WHO IDENTIFIED THEMSELVES AS "THAG" AND PURPORTED TO BE A CAVEMAN UNFROZEN FROM HIS LONG SLUMBER IN A BLOCK OF ICE. BE AWARE THAT THIS INDIVIDUAL IS NOT NAMED THAG NOR IS HE AN UNFROZEN CAVEMAN, THAT'S SOMETHING FROM AN OLD SNL SKETCH. HIS REAL NAME IS GREG SIMMONS AND HE IS A FUGITIVE FROM THE LAW. MR. SIMMONS IS WANTED FOR THE AGGRAVATED ASSAULT OF A DOCTOR AND INDECENT EXPOSURE TO A NURSE AT THE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL WHERE HE WAS BEING HELD. LAW ENFORCEMENT IS SEEKING ANY ADDITIONAL INFORMATION. BE ADVISED THAT MR. SIMMONS WILL PRETEND TO BE A PROBATIONER WORKING FOR A TEMP AGENCY IN ORDER TO COMMIT ACTS OF ODD MISCHIEF TOWARDS RANDOM LOWBIE PODCASTS. DO NOT ENGAGE AND DO NOT APPROACH. YOU MAY LISTEN TO THE PODCAST EPISODES IN QUESTION HOWEVER, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING TO ACTUALLY DO WITH MR. SIMMONS AND ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD WHEN YOU GIVE THEM A CHANCE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.] This week we lead off by discussing several notable deaths and read 3 (three) listener emails. Then we discuss a football player who lied to give himself another crack at the big time, a massive fight among allies due to racial tensions, and the surprising defendant placed on trial for witchcraft in 1474. Ron Weaver - 00:38:02 Battle of Bamber Bridge - 01:13:22 Basel, Switzerland Witchcraft Trial of 1474 - 01:38:37

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  Episode 188: Subpar Cheese

  Aug 21, 20262h 38m

  Is me doing this right? Me not sure. Ok. Me name Thag. Me what they call caveman. Me no understand what they mean when they call caveman because everyone live in caves when I from. Me accidentally get frozen in big block ice while taking shit on glacier. Me wake up million years later when small ugly men in white clothes take blow torch to ice block. They say I miracle of science. Me freak out adjusting to fluorescent light. Me throttle blow torch man. Me throw him against wall really hard. Then me see lady and take penis out. Me get in trouble. Me go see man in black cloak. Black cloak man say I technically human mean I have to follow laws. Me say law no exist when I from so I not know what law is. Judge no give shit. Tell me I on probation and have to get job. Me no understand what job is. Me work for something call temp agency. Me do random boring shit every day. Today me told write description for podcast episode. Me not make enough money to make worth it. Me wish white clothes men let me rest in first place. But me told watch attitude or else I fired and go meet Bubba in jail. In this episode Here a Guy we have big opening segment. Hosts draft favorite movie score and soundtrack. Then discuss three Guys. First discuss Yu-gi-oh card dork who had funny match. Second discuss man escape prison over and over. Third discuss football referee make big mistake. Me not get most references on show but told it not bad. Soundtrack Draft - 00:11:26 Matthew Thombstone - 01:09:27 Michel Vaujour - 01:33:02 Terry McAulay - 02:02:05

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  Episode 187: The Little Engine That Could But Chose Not To

  Jul 31, 20261h 39m

  Welcome back for another episode of Here’s a Guy. We regret to inform you that this week is one of those nasty episodes. Even worse, it’s a good episode, so it’s not even one you can skip and feel ok about it, you kinda have to listen if you’re a true HaG-head. I feel obligated to let you know in advance and to prepare you as best as possible. Towards that end, I am not going to list off what I think are some of the most inherently nasty words. Here’s one: “gunk.” It so perfectly paints a picture of what it is. Another one is “smear.” There can be smears of something nice, but when you hear the word that isn’t what you think. I think of the time I thought my cat kicked some litter out of his box onto the floor and I went to sweep it up only to discover there was a soft turd in there. Some solid smearing action there. A word popularly thought of as nasty is “moist.” That one doesn’t bother me too much, because it makes me think of a piece of rich chocolate cake, or perhaps a well-made brownie. On the other hand, “discharge” makes me want to gag. Actually, now that I mention it, “gag” is pretty nasty in and of itself. One last one: “spew.” Ok, I think that sets the stage well enough. You are ready. We start off with a jumbo opening segment with a lot to talk about, including updates on three (!!!) former Guys, a preview of our upcoming Patreon project, and a special edition of “Am I Stupid?” We follow that up with a double pack of Guys, featuring a New Zealand woman’s inappropriate act of protest and the gruesome demise of a legendary train conductor. Josie Butler - 00:50:39 Casey Jones - 01:13:10

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  Episode 185: The Degree of Fear

  Jul 10, 20261h 56m

  The World Cup is on, and it's a time for the international community to come together. At Here's a Guy, we strive to contribute to this spirit of unity. With that in mind we will be using this space to establish dialogue with our brothers and sisters across the world. In light of their win yesterday, we will begin with the French. Below, please find a message of unity in your native tongue: C'est quoi ce bordel que tu viens de dire sur moi, espèce de petite merde ? Sache que je suis sorti major de ma promo chez les Navy SEALs, que j'ai participé à de nombreux raids secrets contre Al-Qaïda et que je compte plus de 300 éliminations confirmées. Je suis entraîné à la guérilla et je suis le meilleur sniper de toutes les forces armées américaines. Tu n'es rien d'autre pour moi qu'une cible de plus. Je vais t'anéantir avec une précision jamais vue sur cette Terre, retiens bien ce que je te dis. Tu crois que tu peux t'en tirer après m'avoir sorti des conneries pareilles sur Internet ? Détrompe-toi, connard. En ce moment même, je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions à travers les États-Unis et ton adresse IP est en train d'être tracée ; alors prépare-toi à la tempête, vermine. La tempête qui va balayer cette petite vie pathétique que tu mènes. T'es un homme mort, gamin. Je peux être n'importe où, n'importe quand, et je peux te tuer de plus de sept cents manières différentes, rien qu'à mains nues. Non seulement je suis expert en combat au corps à corps, mais j'ai aussi accès à tout l'arsenal du Corps des Marines des États-Unis et je l'utiliserai sans retenue pour effacer ton cul minable de la surface du continent, espèce de petite merde. Si seulement tu avais su quelle terrible vengeance ton petit commentaire malin allait déclencher contre toi, tu aurais peut-être tenu ta putain de langue. Mais tu ne l'as pas fait, et maintenant tu en payes le prix, espèce d'abruti fini. Je vais te chier de la fureur dessus et tu vas te noyer dedans. T'es un homme mort, gamin. Sincerely, Here's a Guy. This week the full cast of hosts is back. We start by discussing summertime woes, poorly attended concerts, Fruit Stripe gum, and tank convoys. Then for our 3-pack of Guys, we have a contestant in a sadistic game show, a news anchor involved in several stupid controversies, and a legendary stunt from an unknown hacker. Lebo Babe - 00:33:40 Melissa Mallet - 01:09:18 Max Headroom Incident - 01:33:45

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  Episode 184: Whose Mine Is It Anyway?

  Jun 26, 20261h 16m

  Sometimes you don't get it all right the first time. Sometimes you can only really know what the right thing to do or say is until a little bit of time has passed and you have a little more time to process everything. As great as a perfect gut reaction is, realistically, your brain is only working on limited information and hindered ability to contemplate. Just for example, sometimes you whiff a comeback to an insult and think of a better response later on. Sometimes you're playing a game and make the wrong maneuver that wouldn't have been your decision if you'd had more time to think it over. Or, who knows, just hypothetically, sometimes a podcast will have an episode naming convention of finding a remark said during the episode that sounds funny out of context, and when trying to decide the next episode name during post-production, thinks of a riff that would have been perfect at a particular part of the episode but nobody actually thought to say. And sometimes, when that happens, the person writing this will just say to hell with it and pick that hypothetical riff for the episode title anyway and absolutely dares anyone say anything to him about it. I'll take you down, you understand me? Just mind your business and enjoy the free podcast, geez. Alright, two man show this week with JackJohn off doing something else. We start with a very pleasant tier list featuring the best times of day during particular seasons. For our two pack of guys, we have a highly entertaining secret military unit and a hefty goalkeeper whose career ended with an unusual scandal. Ghost Army of WWII- 34:53 Wayne Shaw- 49:44

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