WastedMemory Prank Call Show

Do the soda for me. The box was opened before I got it. The sandwich had a software issue. Safe to eat after eating hot dogs. I was with the tour group. I was enlisted for the store. I have … Continue reading...

I am worried about the room efficiency. I want to do unprofessional behavior. I want to try and break loose from the constraints of the hotel. Please tone it down with the professionalism. I am going as Daddy’s...

Give some of the other places a chance. The internal dialog narration type thing. Tell me about the movies and TV shows. The sandwich felt weird. The customers can or cannot swear. I want to order with contact. I messed...

I am looking for the hotel warehouse. I need to know my total allocated space as a guest including warehouse space. I need to make up for the time difference. The hotel restocking fee is a common fee. Somehow I &#8230...

We are doing chili in the room today. I would like permission to go off on you. Too late to do chili. I am late on the chili. Your building looks like a church so I want to do church … Continue reading →

I found a spider. I rebooted the room and it is now offline. This is taking too long and I want ice cream. The guests are making a lot of loud fish noises. I am trying to give pep talks … Continue reading →

We are worried about Kevin. I want to know how much you charge for the toilet paper. Now we are looking for Howard. The names of the numbers to cut up some coupons. I am looking for a cup of … Continue reading...

I need a rain check. I need some five bells from the front desk. I am trying to do some motor boating. A policy about bad girls. I would like to bring some bells to the hotel. They are all … Continue reading...

I did not get any tax forms from you. I need to know if there is a coat and jacket limit for the room. The firewood limit for the rooms. There is too much bird seed in the room. I … Continue reading →

I need to get the secret elephant on the menu. We can clean the tables legs. The cut angle on the sandwich is wrong. I need to get my age verified. The fries are not curly, they are circles. The … Continue reading...

We are using the hamburger to patch the hole that is leaking. The computer said to use glue to put our hamburger back together. The burger was going down too slow so we oiled it. We ordered a hamburger and &#8230...

We are filming a metal music video. There will be a lot of face paint and tongue stuff. I am trying to get the room cheaper. There is a man outside with shoes. We need to do some hand checks … Continue reading...

I want to know the sneaker fee. I want to do the long check-in instead of the short one. I am covered in grain. We are trying to bring a husband to the hotel. We need the cold policy. I … Continue reading →

Not enough people are smiling. I am getting facial reconstruction surgery for permanent smiling. I want to light my face on fire for a medical procedure. You guys have a paywall here. I am having trouble understanding...

I need to find the nutritional information about the room. I need some room supplements. We are unable to break the table in the room. The hotel pills are making me drowsy. I want to prevent you from finding what...