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Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy find themselves fleeing the Orcs, but salvation comes from the unlikeliest of places! A strangely Gnome-shaped door beckons, and a mysterious benefactor offers them an escape. B

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Hail Chaos is a new fantasy-comedy podcast, where monsters skulk, danger is everywhere and laughs lurk around every corner. Follow our intrepid adventurers as they delve into the Black Fortress, fighting to survive and competing for points along the way. Who will survive and who will win the game? Let us tell you a tale of high adventure. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright, improv performer and award-winning comedy writer (David Nobbs Memorial Trust Award 2023). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Unknown Host hosts Hail Chaos, a leisure show with 26 episodes published.

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy find themselves fleeing the Orcs, but salvation comes from the unlikeliest of places! A strangely Gnome-shaped door beckons, and a mysterious benefactor offers them an escape. B

Welcome, traveller. Our brave heroes' attempt to get Sparklefist the Orc Wizerd executed were... less than successful. THey have taken refuge in the one place they might not be followed- Lord Bloodbucket's own harem. But

Welcome, traveller. Sparklefist the Orc Wizard is going on trial- and Louie Smallhouse is his lawyer! When the proceedings get disrupted by a dropped Orb and some intriguing visions, all hell breaks loose and court is ad

Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem have managed to trick Bloodbucket into thinking they have been sent by the terrible Lord Ashheart. But now they have to fulfil their 'mission'; getting

Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem find themselves at the threshold of a mysterious (and janky) Orc castle, in the catacombs beneath the Black Fortress. The way forward seems to be throug

Welcome, traveller. After a good night's sleep, Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse awake to find they have crashed in the bachelor pad of Carpy Deem- football star, popular jock, and all round party gnome. But a mysteri

Welcome, traveller. After gruelling trials, running the gauntlet, and a (very) close brush with death, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a warm chamber with soft beds, food rations, and lockable door. Nothing suspicious here!

Welcome, traveller. Xanax, Louie and Gortch face a rope bridge, with the Warhound hot on their trail. A bold plan goes wrong... and someone pays the ultimate price. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or f

Welcome, traveller. Running for their lives, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a deadly obstacle course between them and freedom. With pendulous axes swinging, a bottomless drop, and foes at their back- can they make it throu

Welcome, traveller. Pursued by the terrible Warhound, Xanax, Louie and Gortch Grabems the Goblin are faced with but one escape- a terrifyingly thin ledge around a bottomless (possibly magical) chasm, and a thick portcull

Welcome, traveller. Lost in the tunnels, Xanax Moonbeam and Luie Smallhouse come across a strange new friend, Gortch Grabems the Goblin. Gortch is the last survivor of a vicious massacre- and the perpetrator is still som

Welcome, traveller. Our heroes have slain the Illuminator and conquered the Tower of the Black Pool, and helter-skelter their way to freedom. But what can they afford with all those prize tickets? Hosted by Alex Garrick-

Welcome, traveller. So it has come to this: the battle against THE ILLUMINATOR, master of the Tower of the Black Pool. With a cadre of armed wax warriors, Louie, Xanax and Beech storm the top of the tower and face the wi

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and the wizard Beech Repeete have bested the giant puppeteer and made their way into the Hall of Wax Heroes- where they are confronted by effigies of their own mentors! With the Illuminat

Welcome, traveller. Having made their way across the Beach of Pleasure, Louie, Xanax and the wizard Beech Repete find themselves taking a short break at a beachside puppet show. Little do they know that these puppets are

Welcome, traveller. Having fled the King's justice, and been saved from mushroom botherer Brane Pavely's treachery, Louise and Xanax find themself on the far shores of the Black Pool. The Tower of the Illuminator is in s

Welcome, traveller. It's only a matter of time before King Cosimo IV's guards catch our hapless heroes. But rescue comes from the unlikeliest ally. Can Louie, Xanax and Brane make it across the Black Pool to safety- or w

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Brane Pavely have escaped the King's men in the tavern, but have the leapt from the frying pan into the fire? Even Allard the Prohecysmith can't tell you that- although he might trade

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Brane Pavely have found their way to the NOOTRAL ZONE, a small town at the crossroads of the many tunnels. There is an inn, a shanty ton of mushroom houses, and an ominous tower. Will

Welcome, traveller. As Xanax and Louie descend into the labyrinthine tunnels beneath the Black Fortress, they meet a new adventuring companion- Brane Pavely! But can Brane live up to his name and help them solve the fien
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