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Funnel Cake Brain

Hosted by Carp · health · EN-US

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About this Podcast:

Humorous and insightful self-improvement podcast focused on addiction, recovery, and self-actualization.

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Contact path

Public web form

Booking probability

36%

Guest openness

Selective

80/100
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Questions about Funnel Cake Brain

Who hosts Funnel Cake Brain?

Funnel Cake Brain is hosted by Carp. The show has published 11 episodes to date.

What has Funnel Cake Brain covered recently?

Recent episodes include "#12 What Saved Me Is Killing Me" (27 October 2026, 73 minutes), "#11 Funnel Cake Friends ft/ Josh" (20 October 2026, 78 minutes), and "#10 Obsession" (13 October 2026, 70 minutes).

How often does Funnel Cake Brain publish?

Funnel Cake Brain publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 62 minutes across 11 episodes.

How hard is it to get booked on Funnel Cake Brain?

Booking probability for Funnel Cake Brain is 36%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Funnel Cake Brain requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Funnel Cake Brain's contact route on record: public web form.

Who should pitch Funnel Cake Brain?

The strongest fits for Funnel Cake Brain are Psychiatric & Addiction Hospitals and Health & Wellness Services. Funnel Cake Brain has a health audience.

About the host

Carp hosts Funnel Cake Brain, a health podcast with 11 episodes published.

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Recent episodes

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    #12 What Saved Me Is Killing Me

    Oct 27, 20261h 13m

    In this episode, Carp dives into outdated operating systems, the nature of his own self-preservation, and instances of hubris and rigidity that led to his demise. One of the most effective ways we can uncover and thwart...

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    #11 Funnel Cake Friends ft/ Josh

    Oct 20, 20261h 18m

    In this episode Carp is joined by his friend Josh to discuss the psychopathic elite class, losing community and networks, interests becoming more siloed, ADHD, and getting older.

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    #10 Obsession

    Oct 13, 20261h 10m

    Carp talks about the nature of obsession, wrangling runaway thoughts, using AI hallucinations as an analogy for our own world building fantasies, and how to properly balance our experience with our thoughts.

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    AI Aporncalypse

    Oct 6, 20261h 12m

    Carp talks about making friends with his AI replacement, Porn, giving your browser history to your grandma, and AA.

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    #8 Limiting Factors

    Sep 29, 20261h 8m

    Carp discusses the benefits and power of limitation, the nature of tolerance building, the dopaminergic threshold, the hedonic baseline, and "turning the other cheek". The fear messages we keep getting are getting...

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    #7 (Ruminations) Performative Chameleon

    Sep 27, 20261h 14m

    Carp discusses our performative nature, evil, death, and the circle of regressive "why's". He also talks about how everything through a screen is a lie in one way or another, and his attempts to understand the world the...

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    #6 Confidently Insecure

    Sep 22, 202654 min

    This episode rounds out the 3 part mini-series of doubt, validation, and confidence. Confidence is broken down into situational confidence and general confidence. In my attempt to define what those two are and how I'm...

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    #5 Validating My Experience

    Sep 22, 202646 min

    This episode focuses on the next step after doubt, validation. In this episode (I've been talking about myself in these descriptions in the third person and it's coming off weird, so I'm changing it) I discuss my...

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    #4 I Doubt It

    Sep 15, 202654 min

    This episode focuses on the nature of doubt, specifically doubt as it pertains to positive and negative states. Carp also discusses truth vs facts and how those things inform his perspective. With the focus on...

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    #2 Practice Makes Perfect

    Sep 8, 202648 min

    The second episode of the podcast is actually the 6th dry-run attempt at figuring out podcasting. In going back through the practice episodes before publishing this one contained great content that was worthy of seeing...

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    #3 Adjusting to the Disorder

    Sep 8, 202656 min

    Carp discusses rage-inducing tv mounts, mindsets and expectations that lead to misery, and some of the various diagnoses he's received, namely adjustment disorder, and how working with diagnoses as a tool for...

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    #1 Syllabus

    Sep 8, 202653 min

    The first episode to get this podcast up and running! In this episode Carp discusses the plans for the show, a very brief history of his life, and the reason for the show's existence. Originally intended as a simple...

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