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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour.Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us.Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com
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Signup to Generate a PitchEloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the hash to connect with us.
Recent episodes include "ESN #587: The Aggressive Black Women Episode (Feat. hey Essay)" (27 October 2026, 129 minutes), "ESN #586: The Blessed & Stressed Episode (Feat. hey Essay)" (20 October 2026, 150 minutes), and "ESN #584: The 16th Year & 114 Charges Episode" (6 October 2026, 143 minutes).
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 139 minutes across 500 episodes.
Booking probability for ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing is 38%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing's contact route on record: verified email.
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing is a comedy podcast with 500 episodes published.
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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
In this episode we welcome guest hey Essay and discuss: • If males with the Nigerian prefix Buk... get abbreviated to Bukky • Wahala's dreams of Ninja endorsement • School teacher saviour movie genre • What is a Zionist...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
In this episode we welcome guest hey Essay and discuss: • The longevity of quality clothing • The pursuit of the perfect White T Shirt • Fast fashion and its takeover • Social media and kids • Parents letting pre-teens...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week's topics: • Celebrating 16 years of ESN • Got Soul Boat Party • ESN Wags take-over talk • Memorable movie quotes • Tom Hardy's multiskilled • Quiet family whatsapp groups • Savannah James on not helping pay...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week's topics: • Slick Rick v Andre 3000 • Is T.I. one of the most underrated rappers and better than 85% of rappers? • Do people pretend hate on Drake • Is Meek Mill's 'Dreams & Nightmares' overrated? • Does...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week's topics: ⦁ R.I.P to Sway ⦁ How should Raheem Sterling be punished for his Drug Drive conviction ⦁ Men need to start caring about themselves ⦁ Would a woman stay if a man couldn't provide ⦁ People in shape...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
In this episode we welcome guest Nothando and discuss • Does a ring on a ring finger stop women' from getting approaghed • Smiling at strangers • Staying friendly with someone that has rejected your advances • Women...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week's topics: • Renaissance men (Webs and Essay) • People from the 80s looking older than we do in the modern day • Older people these days acting older • Lori Harvey being a vixen • Do Nigerian mothers judge...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week's topics: • Why is some use of AI acceptable over others • Are children's behaviours always taught • Sperm Donors • Did historical figures have neurodevelopmental disorders • Jason Arday • Would you take a DEI...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week, we welcome guest Clytie Tammy [of Who Moved My Birkin? Podcast] and discuss: • Spiderman & Odyssey box officers number • Dunesday • NOT putting bags and purses on the floor • Podcasting in person versus...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week's topics: • Yung Filly found guilty of SA • What to do in the public eye after being wrongfully accused of SA • How'd you treat friend and co-star after accusation of SA • Vouching for your friend • The...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week's topics: • Cancelling or changing media services • Google services worth the prices from countries ending with 'stan' • SD v HD quality picture file sizes • Being on the spectrum • How many people can you...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week's topics: • England crashing out the world cup • Nigerian players playing for England • Are people selfish by default • Pranking people for content Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week's topics: • Women not able to dress well • Are short shorts acceptable • Online shopping • Clothes not suitable for spare • Imagine If... Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week's topics: • Talking with fellow podcasters' parents • Reaction to being danced on when in a relationship • Being a social butterfly • Being able to mix with different kinds of people • Immigrants to blame for...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week's topics: • Britain's Heatwave • Buying fans every year • Painting & decorating • Begrundgindly going out • Drinking and driving • Drugs and driving • Political changeovers • #StavrosSays : The Bear...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week's topics: • Avirex Jackets • Inferior Costco Products • 65" Tv is minimum for a man's happiness • Smart TV problems • Technology Tracking • Men taking girl kids to which gender public toilet • Not approaching...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week, we welcome guest Queen Sim [of the Cocoa Sistahs Podcast] and discuss: • Burning ANPR cameras • Empathy v Sympathy • Neurodivergence breakdown • ADHD breakdown • How to asses who is on the spectrum • Lazy...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week's topics: • African Bottom • New default 'Happy Birthday' song • Slot leaving Liverpool & concerns with new manager • Manchester City's new manager & Pep Guardiola's legacy • Premier League's top teams all...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week's topics: • Jim Jones v Cam'ron Verzuz • Max B v Big Daddy Kane • The joys of Google Photos • Losing friends that know your life • How to celebrate a 50th Birthday • Working on through fatige • Indoctranating...
ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
This week we talk about football for almost the whole episode. The topics are: • Arsenal winning the league • Arsenal's fan base • Spurs and their relegation battle • Liverpool worse performance • Pep leaving Manchester...
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Associate Professor in Sociology and Deputy Executive Dean for People and Culture, University of Cambridge
Licensed Professional Counselor, Authentically Be You Counseling & Wellness Studio
Club Shay Shay
self proclaimed Prince of Pan-Afrikanism, National Independent Black Parent Association
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