Qualified Nonsense is a podcast wherein lifelong friends aim to answer life's pressing, and not-so-pressing, questions using their lived experiences and insight in a fun and less-than-qualified manner.
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Signup to Generate a PitchQualified Nonsense is a podcast wherein lifelong friends aim to answer life's pressing, and not-so-pressing, questions using their lived experiences and insight in a fun and less-than-qualified manner.
Recent episodes include "Fig Pluckers" (19 October 2026, 54 minutes), "Qualified Nonsense: PreCrime Unit" (12 October 2026, 54 minutes), and "Stumblebum Elegy" (5 October 2026, 69 minutes).
Qualified Nonsense publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 61 minutes across 162 episodes.
Booking probability for Qualified Nonsense is 35%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Qualified Nonsense requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Qualified Nonsense's contact route on record: verified email.
Qualified Nonsense is a comedy podcast with 162 episodes published.
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Episode #39
This week, we open things up by trying out some tongue twisters, before jumping into our questions from reddit. We shame someone for traveling to Las Vegas on their child’s birthday, we discuss the etiquette of what to...
Episode #38
In this episode, we open things up by talking about the 1988 classic, ‘Big’, and how it plays to a 2026 audience, before talking about other childhood movies and skeevy music. We then get into reddit questions by...
Episode #37
On this week’s episode we are joined by Eli Green, our first second-time guest, and owner of Troy, MI’s Stumblebum Beer Co. Eli shares some unfortunate news about his business, but we have a cure for the blues with...
Episode #36
This week, we open with a little trivia quiz about the cities we live in. Then we get into a discussion about train travel before getting into our main questions that include a discussion about examples of high risk/low...
Episode #35
In this episode, we open by discussing our personal hygiene preferences, including a fierce debate about overhand/underhand toilet paper etiquette. We then talk about whether attacking someone online makes one a...
Episode #34
This week we open the show talking about everyone’s favorite topic: local developments! We talk about the town of Estacada, Oregon, The Safari Club, a grisly murder, missed connections, types of coffee, dirty sodas...
We open things up on a downer note by discussing the passing of Dolly Parton, our favorite songs of hers, and separating the art from the artist. We then get into how to properly dispose of old family heirlooms no one...
Episode #32
This week, we open the show talking about podcast statistics and how you, reading this right now, can help us grow! We then head into the content mines by answering some questions from reddit where we look at things...
After Matt donned his new shades in the last episode, the rest of the gang joins him with sunglasses and backwards hats for no particular reason. Jake opens by reporting sad news about friend-of-the-show, Eli, and the...
Episode #30
Welcome to the introduction of cool sunglass Matt! Check out our Youtube Channel to see his new specs! After lavishing him with praise, we talk about pay-it-forward chains at drive-thrus, things that younger generations...
Episode #29
The boys are all back from traveling and vacationing and we are back to our regular recording setups this week. We open the show talking about our whereabouts, including a lengthy discussion of Matt’s newfound love of...
Jake’s shipping up to Boston this week, so we’re partially recording on tour! Because he’s recording from a hotel room, the sound quality is a little different, but the content quality is off the charts! We discuss...
Episode #25
This week, we open by discussing inflation and what we could buy for $5 100 years ago. Then, we’re a little punchy from a late evening recording, and things slide off the rails fairly quickly as we look at what life was...
Episode #24
On this episode, we start with a bang, literally! We then help out some redditors figure out a situation after being the victim of a crime, and proper etiquette when someone breaks wind in front of them. Throughout it...
Qualified Nonsense
This week, we celebrate (?) the United States’ 250’s birthday with all America-related questions! We have guest and friend-of-the-pod, Roux, joining us to give us perspective on topics like obvious signs that someone is...
Episode #22
This week we embrace the aged men that we are and talk about things we no longer pretend to enjoy in our old age, we talk about wine, hiking, being out too late, zoo animals we’d rather encounter in their enclosures...
Episode #21
We’ve got a bit of a format change this week where we start with questions from Reddit to keep things fresh and engaging! We discuss blowing up at friends for not liking TV/movie recommendations, door-to-door...
Episode #20
<p>This week we dive into the murky end of the pool by talking about dead bodies in bodies of water, Matt’s birthday, Tweetsie Railroad in Blowing Rock, NC, using coupons on a date, which foods we’d live off of for a...
Episode #19
<p>This episode starts with some interesting shark facts, but try not to be too distracted by Jake’s foot cam (check out our YouTube, if you dare!). This week we talk about shark attacks in the US and Australia, spring...
Episode #18
<p>This week’s show allows us to ponder our old school district boundaries, current school choice issues, middle schoolers, the generational superiority wars, our parents falling for AI slop online, advances in AI, the...
Recent guests on Qualified Nonsense. Study who booked and why before you pitch.
Director of Population Health and Associate Director of the Bridge Program, Missouri Department of Higher Education and Workforce Development
Farmers Union Coffee Roasters
Stumblebum Beer Company
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