
<p>It’s the holiday season, which means family gatherings, unsolicited questions, and at least one person asking “so… when are you having kids?” before you’ve even finished your drink.</p><p>So instead of dropping a new...


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Hosted by Laurel · society · EN-US
Don’t Quote Her is the unapologetically real podcast, hosted by Laurel, where one corporate baddie turned accidental philosopher dives into life’s chaos with humor, sarcasm, and zero filter.Relationships, career burnout, gym-life struggles, healing journeys (or lack thereof), and all the messy moments in between. Think group chat energy meets therapy... but funnier, louder, and with more swearing.
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Signup to Generate a PitchDon’t Quote Her is the unapologetically real podcast, hosted by Laurel, where one corporate baddie turned accidental philosopher dives into life’s chaos with humor, sarcasm, and zero filter. Relationships, career burnout, gym-life struggles, healing journeys (or lack thereof), and all the messy moments in between. Think group chat energy meets therapy... but funnier, louder, and with more swearing.
Don't Quote Her is hosted by Laurel. The show has published 23 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Episode 09: Laurel's Favorite - Childfree Clapback" (23 December 2025, 35 minutes), "Episode 08: Big In The Gym - Calling All Plus Size Girlies" (16 December 2025, 35 minutes), and "Episode 07: My Nervous System Has Entered the Chat" (9 December 2025, 32 minutes).
Don't Quote Her publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 38 minutes across 23 episodes.
Booking probability for Don't Quote Her is 20%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Don't Quote Her requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Don't Quote Her's contact route on record: verified email.
Laurel hosts Don't Quote Her, a society podcast with 23 episodes published.
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<p>It’s the holiday season, which means family gatherings, unsolicited questions, and at least one person asking “so… when are you having kids?” before you’ve even finished your drink.</p><p>So instead of dropping a new...

<p>Episode 08:Big in the GymCalling All Plus-Size Gym Girlies</p><p>This isn’t a fitness episode — it’s a real one.</p><p>In this unfiltered file, Laurel talks about what it actually means to be a plus-size woman in the...

<p>Season 2, Episode 7 — “My Nervous System Has Entered the Chat"</p><p>In this episode, I’m unpacking the fight-or-flight mode my body catapulted into the second my ex reappeared — yes, even though he was only around...

<p>Ep 06: Maybe the Problem Is Me (But Like… Probably Not)</p><p>Let’s be honest — I’ve reached my “absolutely not” era. In this episode, I’m breaking down all the ridiculous, bare-minimum, emotionally unavailable...

<p>Flirting in the Wild (and Other Crimes Against Humanity)</p><p>They say flirting is a skill. I say it’s an Olympic sport — and I’m competing without training.</p><p>This week, I’m diving into all things awkward...

Episode #4
<p>This episode is all about Hinge prompts — the red flags, the icks, and yes, my own problematic responses. Because apparently, sarcasm and emotional walls aren’t considered flirty? Wild. </p><p>I'm decoding Hinge...

Episode #3
<p>Episode 2: The Marriage Files Part Two</p><p>The Marriage Files: Part Two picks up right where we left off — and let’s just say, things get messy. Katie opens up about her second marriage, a whirlwind of cheating...

Episode #2
<p>Season 2, Episode 2: The Marriage Files — Part 1 with special guest Katie Robertson</p><p><br></p><p>In this two-part conversation, Laurel sits down with her longtime friend Katie Robertson to unpack the messy...

Episode #1
<p>🎙️ Episode 01: Girl Code 101</p><p>Season 2 is here — and it’s officially a one-woman show. That’s right, it’s just me, your host, flying solo (and slightly terrified, but also thriving).</p><p>In this episode...

Episode #13
<p>We made it to the season finale—and honestly, we can’t believe you stuck around this long. Season 1 has been a ride: hot takes, questionable advice, and way too many side tangents we probably could’ve cut (but...

Episode #12
<p>Episode 12: Polar Opposites, Perfect Match</p><p><br></p><p>Last week kicked our ass, but we made it to Friday (barely). With a long weekend ahead, fall creeping in, and content creators making us feel like we’re...

Episode #11
<p>Ep 11 – Delulu is the Solulu</p><p>We’ve made it to ELEVEN episodes, besties. Like… is this our Law & Order era? Do we get 118 seasons? Somebody call Dick Wolf.</p><p>This week we’re diving headfirst into the...

Episode #10
<p>Ep 10 – Who’s the Princess Now?</p><p>You know how women get labeled “high-maintenance” for wanting the bare minimum? Well… turns out the men are the real princesses. 👑 In this episode, we’re breaking down the...

Episode #9
<p>Episode 09: TikTok Told Me to Break Up With My Boyfriend</p><p>Apparently TikTok knows everything—what you should eat, how you should heal, and yes…whether or not you should dump your man. Social media trends are...

Episode #8
<p>Episode 08: The Child-Free Clap Back<br>So apparently if you don’t have kids, you’re not a real woman? Yeah, we’re calling BS on that. In this episode, we’re shutting down the outdated idea that womanhood starts and...

<p>You know those friends who swear they’re in your corner… but you haven’t seen them in your comments since 2018? The ones who skip right past your big moments but post a 7-slide Instagram story for their favorite...

Don't Quote Her
<p>This time, Brittany’s asking the questions — and I get into things I don’t usually talk about.</p><p>Like what it was like losing my dad.<br>What it means to be labeled the “mean friend” just because I’m not overly...

Episode #5
<p>She’s the quiet one… until she’s not. In this episode, we introduce Brittany—aka Ms. Wolves—the more reserved half of Don't Quote Us. Introverted, structured, and a self-proclaimed black sheep, Brittany opens up...

Episode #4
<p>Let’s talk about it, babes. The late-night paragraph essays, the “can I vent real quick?” texts, the trauma dumping on a man who still doesn’t know your favorite color.</p><p>In this episode, we unpack our tendency...

Episode #3
<p>On this episode of Don’t Quote Us, we’re diving deep into gym culture chaos—the overpriced, overpopulated, under-air-conditioned grind we keep showing up for.</p><p>We’re talking about how our dream gym includes A/C...
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