Don't Quote Us

<p>Shark attacks to scalp attacks, this is what happens with two girls, two mics and zero plot. As always.. Don't Quote Us.</p>

<p>We are just out here raising kids and praying for patience. The kids are fine.. we think. </p>

<p>Everything is content now</p>

<p>Just two girls wanting to be like Kayne West, making their own betrayal list and calling it therapy with microphones</p>

<p>Adulting feels like we skipped the tutorial. We are talking missing skills, where we thought we would be and why life did not come with instructions</p>

<p>Two besties with too many stories and zero filters. From Red flags we ignored, roaches we couldn't and exes who could not commit. We are just yapping our way through friendships, dating disasters and all the random...

<p>This week we are serving up our top reasons you should not be quoting us and trust, the list wrote itself. From random tangents to laughing until you snort moments, we prove that we have zero outline and way too many...

<p>If you’ve ever felt pressure to smile through the pain or keep your struggles hidden, this one’s for you. We’re digging into the messy middle and reminding you: God can handle your real feelings.</p><p></p>

<p>This week we’re putting life itself under the microscope. Think Yelp, but unhinged, sarcastic, and way too honest. Welcome to Yelp Reviews on Life.</p>

<p>This week we prove that two mics really don’t need a plot. From unhinged stories to debating who would actually survive a zombie apocalypse, we spiral through funny memories and plenty of moments that make zero sense...

<p>Sometimes fear feels louder than faith, especially when anxiety, overthinking, and outside opinions start running the show. In this episode, we talk about what it’s like to face those moments head-on, how we...

<p>Yep… we’re talking about the brain tumor.<br>The diagnosis. The confusion. The spiraling.<br>The jokes we probably weren’t supposed to make. <br>This one’s real, raw, and just a little ridiculous, because when life...

<p>Miscommunication? Never heard of her.</p><p>In this episode, we unpack the real reasons friendships get tense, and why it’s not always about who’s right or wrong. From mismatched rhythms to unspoken expectations, we...

<p>We said we were healed. We meant it. Kinda.</p><p>This episode was supposed to be structured, polished, and full of wisdom, instead, we accidentally hit record and started venting. From old situationships to...