
<p>IF YOU ARE READING THIS. IT MEANS ITS TOO LATE.</p>


Within our allotted time, we have the gift to capture moments for as long as we see fit. A time capsule, tucked away neatly in a secluded Attic, never to be seen again. Time can mend all wounds, but it can also scorch those memories until they are but ash. Before those memories are burnt, inhale the smoke, the fumes of those same memories, and catch a faint glimpse of that Dead Heir.
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Signup to Generate a PitchWithin our allotted time, we have the gift to capture moments for as long as we see fit. A time capsule, tucked away neatly in a secluded Attic, never to be seen again. Time can mend all wounds, but it can also scorch those memories until they are but ash.
Recent episodes include "Dead Heir Episode 30 - Probably The Best One Yet" (15 December 2024, 15 minutes), "Dead Heir Episode 29 - Guess Who's Back?" (18 November 2024, 37 minutes), and "Dead Heir Episode 28 - Feat. Kendrick Lamar" (11 September 2024, 65 minutes).
Dead Heir publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 63 minutes across 36 episodes.
Booking probability for Dead Heir is 20%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Dead Heir requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Dead Heir's contact route on record: public web form.
Dead Heir is a comedy podcast with 36 episodes published.
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<p>IF YOU ARE READING THIS. IT MEANS ITS TOO LATE.</p>

Episode #2
<p>This episode brings back the show from a long hiatus! The gang has a competition to see who can squirt doo doo out the furthest, and let's just say things get interesting!</p>

<p>This week, Canaan and Branden have an awesome beyblade battle to see who comes out on top! Jk I forget what we talked about and I didn't listen back to it</p>

<p>This week, Branden and Canaan drink sunflower oil!</p>

<p>This episode of the podcast Branden didn't set up his good microphone in time, so his audio quality is not very good. We apologize for this, but hope you enjoy the episode regardless. Thank you for listening. </p>

<p>Join us this week as Patrick tries to make a podcast while Branden and Canaan are too high and can't make a cohesive or enjoyable experience for anybody at all!</p>

<p>This week, Branden and Patrick discuss real world things like real world adults (boring!) while Canaan rests his weary head </p>

<p>We're back! Branden is sick and depressed, Canaan is unemployed and depressed, and Patrick is blissfully unaware of the dangers of poison ivy! And we love him for it</p>

<p>Branden and Canaan (gamers extraordinaire) talk about politics and what it means to live in the solar system neighboring the milky way galaxy, as extra terrestrial monsters from another world.</p>

Welcome back! The weed episode of Dead Heir features many orb consultations, and some incredible speeches about soft drinks! Join Canaan and Branden as they fight in the octagon to the death.

<p>its true you know</p>

<p>Us again! The guys take on their pasts as they reminisce on old internet worlds, the glory days of adobe flash, and bare knuckle boxing!</p>

<p>Took 50mg and now I need to write a podcast description ohhhh maaaaaaan this is too much pressure!</p>

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<p>This week, Patrick and Branden are joined by two very special fellas back in October that Branden was too lazy to edit haha whee!</p>

<p>This week, Canaan and Patrick try to give Branden advise for his woeful lack of bitches, and the gang try and create their pirate-sonas</p>

<p>This week Jacob's setup is complete, just in time for Valentine's Day! Branden's webcam gives him some tummy troubles, and Canaan begs for his secrets to remain hidden!</p>

Dead Heir
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<p>This week, Branden and Canaan carry the show once again! Join them as they discuss the likelihood of Slender Man being one of the boys, who's funny and who isn't, and potential celebrity guests!</p>

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<p>I'm running out of energy and mental bandwidth to come up with descriptions for all six listeners.</p>

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