Consistent Chaos

Courtesy offer gone awry. An uninvited guest sets their sights on the last slice of birthday cake and refuses to back down.

A hypothetical threesome question spirals into emotional damage. Jarvis, Zoey, and guest Allison improvise awkward relationship chaos, roommate rage, and the pettiest internet drama imaginable.

A simple lunch pickup turns into workplace warfare, while a student finds out their teacher is secretly the most unhinged player in every game lobby. On this episode, Jarvis and Zoey explore office drama that feels a...

A workplace Karen turns visible tattoos into her personal villain origin story and keeps running to the boss about it.

A coworker loses her mind over visible tattoos, and a boyfriend threatens to skip work if his girlfriend is “mean” to him. On this episode of Consistent Chaos, we break down both disasters and ask: are people okay? From...

Welcome to Consistent Chaos comedy podcast. This episode? Two dudes, one giant beach ball, and absolutely zero success on spring break.

Today's chaos is a Reddit confession about a dad who faked his love for manatees for 24 years. Plus a review of the most chaotic spring break purchase imaginable: a 12-foot inflatable beach ball. It flies away. People...

Turns out believing in magical sea cows for two decades comes with trust issues. Childhood belief shattered! Full episode airs Monday!

A six-foot sub, tequila and terrible decisions make up one story about food greed. Then a questionable preoccupation with fish takes over. We improvise both, break down the fallout, and see what happens when your...

A routine trim turns into ritual sacrifice?! We take a Reddit story about a hair-collecting stylist and spiral into wigs, shrines, and straight-up chaos. Then we read the real story… and it’s somehow worse.

We act out wild customer reviews—and accidentally predict the chaos. From a one-star pizza meltdown to the most graphic gummy bear review ever written… this one escalates FAST.

From prison phone calls over a missing chair to guys proudly making the worst life decisions imaginable—this episode is reckless from start to finish. We dive into Reddit’s most unhinged confessions, including a man who...

A grown man who tattles to his mom about his roommate is bad enough. But wait until you hear about this costly illegal yogurt collection that's more gross than it is fascinating. Somehow we go from "help me clean" to...

They just wanted to mix paint. Instead, they revealed they’re colorblind... and maybe one bad thought away from becoming the subject of a true crime documentary. Then Zoey helps Jarvis polish his resume... so he can get...

A late-night phone call from a mystery man sends this episode straight into a full-blown suspicion spiral. Jarvis and Zoey take on a Reddit story that lives right in the gray area between overreacting and absolutely...