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Chemohawk Sessions

Hosted by Falsetto Prophet · health · EN

About this Podcast:

Dear Podience,Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto*Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen

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What is Chemohawk Sessions about?

Who hosts Chemohawk Sessions?

Chemohawk Sessions is hosted by Falsetto Prophet. The show has published 316 episodes to date.

What has Chemohawk Sessions covered recently?

Recent episodes include "Pick 132: Slick Flick Pick: Beastly Brotherly Rivalry--Black Paint, Eyes And Kate's Porcelain Thighs; Pendant Key--Intimately; UV Clips, Ghost Ships and Secret Slips; (Underworld: Evolution, 2006)" (29 October 2026, 139 minutes), "Pick 154: Eyes Cry and Streets Run Slick Flick Pick: Pregnicant--Born Special K; God Complexity (City of Altered, Artificial Angels); (Crawling Out Their Skin Job/Luvless); (Blade Runner 2049, 2017)" (21 October 2026, 109 minutes), and "Pick 146: Slick Flick Pick: F.T.S.D (Future Traumatic Stress Disorder) Laying Pipe Bombs; (Nike Shoes and Apocalyptic Blues; (Biting the Hand that Saves--Do Remain Unlisted); (The Terminator, 1984)" (12 October 2026, 108 minutes).

How often does Chemohawk Sessions publish?

Chemohawk Sessions publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 104 minutes across 316 episodes.

How hard is it to get booked on Chemohawk Sessions?

Booking probability for Chemohawk Sessions is 36%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Chemohawk Sessions requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Chemohawk Sessions's contact route on record: public web form.

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Falsetto Prophet hosts Chemohawk Sessions, a health podcast with 316 episodes published.

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Recent episodes

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Episode #1
Pick 132: Slick Flick Pick: Beastly Brotherly Rivalry--Black Paint, Eyes And Kate's Porcelain Thighs; Pendant Key--Intimately; UV Clips, Ghost Ships and Secret Slips; (Underworld: Evolution, 2006)
Oct 29, 20262h 19mS5
Today, we discuss--the merits of sequels that are connected to what began as a trilogy and then formally morphs into a full-fledged fucking saga, why hybrid/vamp coitus was the only logical solution to all of the first...
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Episode #1
Pick 154: Eyes Cry and Streets Run Slick Flick Pick: Pregnicant--Born Special K; God Complexity (City of Altered, Artificial Angels); (Crawling Out Their Skin Job/Luvless); (Blade Runner 2049, 2017)
Oct 21, 20261h 49mS5
Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 154: Eyes Cry and Streets Run Slick Flick Pick: Pregnicant--Born Special K; God Complexity (City of Altered, Artificial Angels); (Crawling Out of Their Skin Job); (Tree Root...
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Episode #1
Pick 146: Slick Flick Pick: F.T.S.D (Future Traumatic Stress Disorder) Laying Pipe Bombs; (Nike Shoes and Apocalyptic Blues; (Biting the Hand that Saves--Do Remain Unlisted); (The Terminator, 1984)
Oct 12, 20261h 48mS5
Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy as we unwind the grind of reality. We offer you: Pick 146: Slick Flick Pick: F.T.S.D (Future Traumatic Stress Disorder) Laying Pipe Bombs; (Nike...
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Episode #31
Gator Chicory Photography, Poignant Poetry and Greeting Daily a Killer on a Killing Spree--How to Survive the Travails of Life, and Train Your Brain To Greet a Surgical Knife (With Poetry Sha-Wee)
Oct 1, 20262h 30mS11
Greetings Faux Poets and those intimate with bayou voodoo magic! Today, the treasured Poetry Sha-Wee and I wax poetic about our mutual medical struggles and successes, finding amusement in the most mundane or pursuits...
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Episode #1
Waving a Healing Blonde Wand, Forming a Non-Biological Sis-in-Law Bond--How To Never Make Infections Worse, Be a Mom and Holey-Shoed Nurse, Charm not Coerce, and Rarely Curse (With Faux Sister Mandy)
Sep 21, 20261h 33mS11
Greetings Podience, Faux Sis-in-Law Mandy and I discuss the trials, treasures and tribulations of life, how to be a healer, a mother and wife. Also, we scratch the surface on the mystery surrounding holes found in her...
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Episode #1
Hot Tar Slick Flick Pick: Life Sentence Fragment--Faux Innocent, Rita, Raquel Hide Idle Time Spent; Soapstone, Obtuse Tone, Caged Canaries Sing Alone (The Shawshank Redemption, 1994); (With Shawshank)
Sep 8, 20262h 16mS5
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Brother Shawshank and I discuss the intricacies that lie within and the redemptive revelations that come in crawling through foulness and being baptized in toxic water. Brooks was here and...
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Episode #1
Slick Sense of Deja Vu Flick Pick: Woken Minds Enslaved, Blind--No Spoon, An Icky, Pink Cocoon; from Smith's Reach, Finally Immune; Raging Against the Mainframe; (The Matrix 1999); (With Poetletariat)
Aug 26, 20262h 4mS5
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, THERE IS AN ANOMALY IN THE GREEN SHEENED CITY! When you open your blind eyes, what do you see? A leather clad savior both dark haired, blue-eyed, and moderately pretty? Did they swallow the...
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Episode #1
Bloody Chin Slick Flick Pick: Prey at Pitch Black--Garlic, A Sharp Stick and Blood Flavored Lipstick; Selling Their Soul Music (Juke and Time out of Joint); (Immortal Twin Invited In); (Sinners, 2025)
Aug 17, 20262h 15mS5
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Today, the one and only unfanged Vampiress and I discuss one of her wicked and wild favorite movies from the last handful of years. Make sure to order a side of garlicky Vampire killer...
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Episode #1
Drunk on Moby Dick Slick Flick Pick: Aussie vs. Limey--Tough Love Through 4oz Gloves; Scissors Kick, Bro Micks, Nick the Prick (Jocks, Trash Talk, Frank's Faux Mohawk); (Warrior, 2011); (With Utah)
Aug 3, 20261h 41mS5
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Special agent Utah and I talk about a film that does contain moments of 100% per adrenaline, but also deepens a relationship between two men who are actually brothers, unlike Johnny Utah...
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Episode #1
Slick Panicked Manic Flick Pick: Whereas Once Blind, Now He's in an Invisible Ink Bind--Does Your Game Tame, Shame or Inflame? (Cut On Fakeaway Glass); (The Game, 1997); (With Gracious Guest Phoenix)
Jul 23, 20262h 7mS5
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, We are all twisted, maybe as twisted, warped and crooked as this fucked plot, but the object of this game is to find out if its side effect is meant to shame, tame or inflame. Today...
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Episode #1
Pick 140: Slick Flick Pick: Soulless Survivor--Save the Cheerleader, Save Sid; Lemon Squares/Closeted Scares (From Jericho to Woodsboro); (Mail Slot Neck Shot); (Kirby's Soliloquy); (Scream 4, 2011)
Jul 13, 20263h 4mS5
Hello Cinematic Fanatics, Today, the Vampiress and I break down this fourth deep cut into this complicated and blood-soaked sleepy little community, and from aspersions and comments pertaining to Sidney's mom lack of...
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Episode #1
"Look Stick, Stupid" Slick Flick Pick: Chaos Theorem--Costly Sins of Spared Expenses; Ashy Butts (Prey of Bird and the Magic Word); (When You Gotta Go Green Jello); (Jurassic Park, 1993); (With REAP)
Jun 30, 20262h 10mS5
Hello Cinematic Fanatics! When you gotta outlast, you gotta podcast! Today is a special Slick Flick Pick edition with none other than REAP, that is Rare Eagle April Paige! We talk about the folly of fucking with...
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Episode #1
Moving Further Down South, Expanding Your Company Through Word of Mouth and Befriending Strangers with a Low-Key Sailor's Mouth--How to Disarm and Mind your Family Business (With H Marks the Ceiling)
Jun 22, 20262h 3mS12
Greetings Faux Poets and Loyal Listeners, Today, H Marks the Ceiling and I wax poetic about shifting perspectives connected to medical awareness and struggles, the value of a good, loyal, mammalian companion, and how to...
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Episode #1
Ghosted by Daddy and His Slick Sidekick Flick Pick: Mann Unkind--Imperfect Docking and Dilated Tick Tocking; Where There's a Will, There's a HathaWAY; ( TX Drawled Daddy Ghost); (Interstellar, 2014)
Jun 10, 20263 hourS5
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Today, Modest Adonis and I talk about the vastness of outer space, the thickness of Anne Hathaway's lips, one way trips and slick-eyed TX drawled tear slips. We talk about this visually...
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Episode #6
RETRO REDUX #7 Slick Flick Nasty Habit Pick: Cigarette Smoke, Mirrors--Lung squeezing a Source; Mr. Wigand Would Like To Light Up Now (Staring at Tenth Floor and White-Collar War); (The Insider, 1999)
Jun 2, 202635 minS10
Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: RETRO REDUX #7 Slick Flick Nasty Habit Pick: Cigarette Smoke and Mirrors--Squeezing a Source Until Lungs Blacken and You Grow Hoarse; Mr. Wigand Would Like To Light Up Now...
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Episode #2
Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 4: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 13-16)
May 21, 202641 minS11
<p>Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 4: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises...
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Episode #2
Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 4: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 13-16)
May 21, 202641 minS11
Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 4: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 13-16)...
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Episode #3
Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 3: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 9-12)
May 11, 202639 minS11
<p>Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 3: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises...
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Episode #3
Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 3: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 9-12)
May 11, 202639 minS11
Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 3: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 9-12)...
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Episode #2
Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 2: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 5-8)
Apr 30, 202652 minS11
Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 2: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 5-8)...
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Eric Matthews

Director of Fan and Marketing Engagement, Monmouth-Roseville High School

Vinessa Shaw

Actress

Brother Adam

Jeremy Renner

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