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Write the Damn Book Already

Hosted by Elizabeth Lyons · arts · EN-US

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Want to write, publish, and market your book, but feel overwhelmed by where to start? Write the Damn Book Already breaks down the writing process, self-publishing, and traditional publishing so you can move from idea to finished book with clarity and confidence. Hosted by Elizabeth Lyons—author, book writing coach, book editor, and self-publishing expert—this show untangles the often-confusing world of writing and publishing. From first draft to finished manuscript, indie publishing to traditional publishing, Amazon strategy to long-term book visibility, you’ll get practical guidance and honest conversations about what it really takes to get a book into the world. Through solo episodes and interviews with both traditionally published and indie authors—across fiction and nonfiction—Elizabeth brings a well-rounded, no-hype perspective to the publishing industry. Whether you’re working on memoir, nonfiction, or a novel, you’ll w

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What is Write the Damn Book Already about?

Want to write, publish, and market your book, but feel overwhelmed by where to start? Write the Damn Book Already breaks down the writing process, self-publishing, and traditional publishing so you can move from idea to finished book with clarity and confidence.

Who hosts Write the Damn Book Already?

Write the Damn Book Already is hosted by Elizabeth Lyons. The show has published 192 episodes to date.

What has Write the Damn Book Already covered recently?

Recent episodes include "Ep 191: Novel Writing When You’re Also an Editor (with E.L. Shen)" (28 October 2026, 39 minutes), "Ep 190: Novel Writing for People Who Hate Self-Promo (with Anna Dorn)" (21 October 2026, 34 minutes), and "Ep 189: 120 Rejections and Two Agents Later | Jane Bitomsky on Her Debut, Death by Misadventure" (14 October 2026, 34 minutes).

How often does Write the Damn Book Already publish?

Write the Damn Book Already publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 46 minutes across 192 episodes.

How hard is it to get booked on Write the Damn Book Already?

Booking probability for Write the Damn Book Already is 42%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Write the Damn Book Already requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Write the Damn Book Already's contact route on record: public web form.

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The strongest fits for Write the Damn Book Already are Artists, Writers & Performers. Write the Damn Book Already has an arts audience.

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Elizabeth Lyons hosts Write the Damn Book Already, an arts podcast with 192 episodes published.

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    Ep 191: Novel Writing When You’re Also an Editor (with E.L. Shen)

    Oct 28, 202639 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! E.L. Shen’s (who goes by Elizabeth) fourth book, Foreigners , came out September 22, 2026 from Quill Tree Books. It’s her first historical novel, it moves...

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    Ep 190: Novel Writing for People Who Hate Self-Promo (with Anna Dorn)

    Oct 21, 202634 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! Anna Dorn’s debut novel, Vagablonde , came out in May 2020, which was a spectacular moment to launch a book (hear the sarcasm). Her tour was obviously...

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    Ep 189: 120 Rejections and Two Agents Later | Jane Bitomsky on Her Debut, Death by Misadventure

    Oct 14, 202634 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! Jane Bitomsky’s debut novel, Death by Misadventure , came out October 1, 2026 from Lake Union. It opens in the 1500s with a naked dead man found under a...

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    Ep 187: A Former Random House Editor on Why She Stopped Checking Her Own Sales (with Anna Pitoniak)

    Sep 30, 202646 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! Anna Pitoniak spent years as a senior editor at Random House, wrote her first two novels in the hours before and after work, and has now published five books...

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    Ep 186: Cassie Miller on Marketing, Publicity, and Meet Me on Mistletoe Lane

    Sep 23, 202640 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! She's back! Cassie Miller joined me last spring to talk about her debut, Meet Me Under the Lights , and now she's here with book two, Meet Me on Mistletoe...

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    Ep 185: Kim Purcell on Writing a Novel in 100 Days

    Sep 16, 202648 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! After writing 6 nonfiction books, I'm working on my first novel, which everyone who listens to this show is painfully aware of by now. So when Kim Purcell...

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    Ep 184: How a Weekly Substack Post Turned Into a Book Deal, with Katie Clapham

    Sep 9, 202640 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! Katie Clapham didn't set out to build an author platform. (Anyone else tired of that word?) She had a week where she had nothing ready to publish, she was...

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    Ep 183: Developmental Editing, Beta Readers, and Knowing When Your Book Is Actually Ready (with Allison Buehner)

    Aug 26, 202646 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! I have been quietly fangirling over Allison Buehner's editing tips on Instagram for months. I have so many of them saved that at this point she deserves her...

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    Ep 180: What First-Time Authors Need to Hear Before Querying an Agent (with Eli McCann)

    Aug 5, 202650 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! Eli McCann never planned to write a novel. He wrote one chapter kind of, maybe, to prove to himself he couldn't. But when he handed it to his husband, who...

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    Ep 179: Meg Mitchell Moore on Messy First Drafts and Why Nobody Has Publishing Figured Out

    Jul 29, 202645 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! Ten books in, Meg Mitchell Moore still doesn't know what her plot is going to be when she starts writing. Meg Mitchell Moore has published ten novels. And...

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    Ep 178: What If You Already Found Yourself? Angela Brown on Fiction, Fear, and Saying No

    Jul 22, 202659 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! This episode quickly got personal because I'm elbow-deep in my first novel after six nonfiction books, and Angela Brown writes the kind of fiction that makes...

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    Ep 177: There Are No Rules (Except the Oxford Comma) -- with Eric Garcia

    Jul 15, 202651 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! TV writer, screenwriter, and author Eric Garcia has published six books (so far). He sold three of them to Hollywood and somehow still managed to write his...

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    Ep 176: How to Publish A Children's Book with Erin Thorburn

    Jul 7, 202647 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! In this episode, I chat with children's book author and illustrator Erin Thorburn. (She also happens to be my best friend.) We wax not so poetic on book...

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    Ep 175: How Consistency Fuels Creativity (with Nadia Hashimi)

    Jul 1, 202640 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! Nadia Hashimi's newest novel (her seventh published book), City of Widows (William Morrow), releases in July 2026. She's already published four books for...

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    Ep 174: Writing Compelling Stories with Ann Garvin

    Jun 24, 202659 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! In this episode, Ann Garvin (who will release her 7th novel, Tell Two Friends , in September 2026 with Lake Union) discloses the often messy, unglamorous...

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    Ep 173: Publishing Hot Takes with Jordan Roter

    Jun 17, 20261h 12m

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! The woman. The myth. The legend: Jordan Roter. She's a TV writer, screenwriter, author, and one of the funniest and most genuine people I know. I truly could...

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    Ep 172: Writing Memoir When Your Memories Have Disappeared (with Cinelle Barnes)

    Jun 10, 202658 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! In this heartfelt interview, author Cinelle Barnes shares her journey through writing A Way Home (Little A, June 9, 2026), a heart-wrenching memoir about...

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    Ep 171: From YA to Adult: Liz Lawson's Publishing Journey

    Jun 3, 202633 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! In this episode, Elizabeth Lyons and Liz Lawson discuss Liz's journey from YA to adult fiction ( It Happened One Murder, July 2026), the realities of book...

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    Ep 170: Mastering the Art of Outlining with Joan F. Smith

    May 27, 202638 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! In this episode, Joan F. Smith, author of Your Soulmail is Attached (her debut adult novel), shares her journey through the publishing world, her writing...

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    Ep 169: From Short Stories to a Debut Novel (with Louise Marburg)

    May 20, 202636 min

    Click Here to ask your book writing and publishing questions! Louise Marburg has spent years devoted to the short story form. So naturally, she accidentally wrote a novel. Her debut, Fancy Meeting You , features Laura...

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