comedy
Hosted by Katherine Ryan · comedy · EN · 26 episodes
Write Me Dirty , the riotously funny, wildly unfiltered podcast where comedy meets erotica — and no one is safe. Each week, comedian Katherine Ryan sets the stage with a ridiculous and often absurd prompt - think “Apocalypse , must include a zombie and a can of beans” and two guests go head-to-head, writing steamy, side-splitting erotic stories about each other. Yes, each other . What follows is pure, glorious chaos: bold readings, awkward reactions, overshares galore, and Katherine stirring the pot with her razor-sharp quips, uncomfortable questions, and deliciously sarcastic commentary. After both tales are aired, Katherine crowns the week’s “Erotica Champion” based on sexiness, funniness, and creativity… or sometimes just because she feels like it. The winning story earns a spot on the my firm bookshelf and a huge…pen. New episodes every week. Thursdays just for Thirstier Follow and prepare to get dirty on all your
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Signup to Generate a PitchWrite Me Dirty, the riotously funny, wildly unfiltered podcast where comedy meets erotica, and no one is safe. Each week, comedian Katherine Ryan sets the stage with a ridiculous and often absurd prompt - think “Apocalypse, must include a zombie and a can of beans” and two guests go head-to-head, writing steamy, side-splitting erotic stories about each other.
Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan is hosted by Katherine Ryan. The show has published 26 episodes to date.
Recent episodes include "Lucia Keskin and Sarah Kendall are PINING for pirates" (6 November 2025, 40 minutes), "Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Kyrah Gray get CHEEKY at a chess tournament" (30 October 2025, 41 minutes), and "Jen Brister and Jessica Fostekew get saucy in SPACE" (22 October 2025, 36 minutes).
Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 36 minutes across 26 episodes.
Booking probability for Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan is 31%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan's contact route on record: verified email.
Katherine Ryan hosts Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan, a comedy show with 26 episodes published.
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Episode #15
<p>This week on Write Me Dirty Katherine is setting sail straight into dangerously filthy waters. 🏴☠️</p><br><p>Dropping anchor in the library are Lucia Keskin and Sarah Kendall, and things are about to get...
Episode #14
<p>This week on Write Me Dirty, things in the NAUGHTY library are heating up! Sliding into the hot this week seats are Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Kyrah Gray. </p><br><p>Katherine sets them a filthy challenge…write a...
Episode #13
<p>This week on Write Me Dirty we’re blasting off on an epic, sexy space mission! Coming in hot to the naughty library are none other than Jessica Fostekew and Jen Brister. It’s about to get INTERGALATIC...
Episode #12
<p>This week, Katherine Ryan’s naughty library is serving up some FROSTY filth with Alison Spittle and Kemah Bob. It might be cold outside, but inside the library, it’s getting steamy.</p><br><p>Katherine sets them a...
Episode #11
<p>This week, things are getting a little spicy in Katherine Ryan’s naughty library. She’s joined by the outrageously funny Fred Asquith and Ali Woods, and she’s not afraid to crack the whip.</p><br><p>Their challenge...
Episode #10
<p>This week, London Hughes and Felicity Ward are welcomed into Katherine Ryan’s naughty library. Katherine instructs London and Felicity to write a story set on the beach, featuring a sunburnt tourist, a shark and a...
Episode #9
<p>Lucy Beaumont and Stephen Bailey go plunging into Katherine’s dripping wet library this week. Expect waves of filthy fun, slippery surprises, and some deep dives that’ll leave you gasping. 💦</p><br><p>Katherine...
Episode #8
<p>Amy Gledhill and Ian Smith slip into Katherine’s saucy library this week, ready to spin a scandalous story set at an aristocrat’s decadent banquet. Their tales must include a quill put to deliciously improper use…...
Episode #7
<p>Josh Jones and Sikisa swing by Katherine’s library this week and get DEEP into a filthy story. Katherine sets them the task of writing a naughty story that has to be set a funeral, feature a pallbearer, a eulogy and...
Episode #6
<p>Katherine opens her library wide to her filthiest guests yet: Rosie Jones and Daniel Foxx!</p><br><p>The dirty duo must write an explicit tale set in Vegas, featuring a blackjack dealer, a slot machine and a pair of...
Episode #5
<p>Visiting the SALACIOUS library this week, we have two comedy icons: Janine Harouni and Maisie Adam! </p><br><p>Katherine sets the dirty duo the task of writing a raunchy story set at a wedding and featuring a father...
Episode #4
<p>This week, Katherine Ryan welcomes Jake Lambert and Ed Jones to her sensual library. 📚</p><br><p>Jake and Ed have been set the task of writing a saucy story set a hospital, featuring a doctor, a rubber glove, and a...
Episode #3
<p>Grace Campbell and Tatty Macleod visit the Write Me Dirty library this week, and their DIRTY story has to be set at a dog show.</p><br><p>Katherine Ryan decides who will take the crown of naughtiest writer of the...
Episode #2
<p>Katherine Ryan is back in her filthy library and this week’s seductive scribes are none other than Lou Sanders and Harriet Kemsley. They’ve been set the curious mission of crafting a steamy encounter set during an...
Episode #1
<p>Welcome to Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan, the hilariously horny podcast where comedians get their smut on, penning filthy fiction about each other.</p><br><p>This week’s seductive scribes are none other than...
Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan
<p>Welcome to Write Me Dirty, the riotously funny, wildly unfiltered podcast where comedy meets erotica — and no one is safe.</p><br><p>Each week, comedian Katherine Ryan sets the stage with a ridiculous and often...
Episode #10
<p>Clinking signet rings, hotel prank calls and a weird reference to Elvish...</p><br><p>By popular demand, Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy are BACK for CHAPTER TWO</p><br><p>‘Tom’s Ring’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️</p><p>Mere hours after...
Episode #9
<p>Chewing gum whilst giving head, pulling on public transport and free drinks when your married?!</p><br><p>Presenting co-hosts of the podcast, Pop Off Lewys Ball, and Isla Loba…</p><br><p>‘All Tied Up’...
Episode #8
<p>Sexting, losing your virginity behind the back of the Albert Hall and checking nudes…</p><br><p>Presenting Miles Nazaire, and Liv Bentley…</p><br><p>‘The Coffee Cup Boy’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️</p><p>On an early morning Sunday in...
Episode #7
<p>Sex in graveyards, stalking dates and post-coital high fives …</p><br><p>Presenting Catherine Bohart, and Helen Bauer…</p><br><p>‘Piece o’ Pussy’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️</p><p>After a Trusty Hogs recording, Catherine and Helen...
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