Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play podcast where three comedians use a roleplaying game to improvise hilariously bad VHS movies. The kind you'd find scavenging through the dumpster behind a Blockbuster Video. Hosts Patrick Baker (Regular Show), Brent Butler (Norm Macdonald Live), and Geoffrey Golden (Wet Hot American Summer RPG) produce cheesy movies on the fly with the help of some dice, a tabletop RPG, and starting in season 3: comedian guests stars. They play every role and narrate the action, while Hollywood sound designer Adam Baker (The Invisible Man) provides the music and SFX. No lights! No cameras! But hours of action! Also plenty of dice-rolling, bizarre characters, and mind-numbing plot twists – all without the rental fees.
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Signup to Generate a PitchWorst Movies Ever Played is an actual play podcast where three comedians use a roleplaying game to improvise hilariously bad VHS movies. The kind you'd find scavenging through the dumpster behind a Blockbuster Video.
Recent episodes include "Dark Side of the Noon (Part 2)" (9 December 2025, 66 minutes), "Dark Side of the Noon (Part 1)" (2 December 2025, 60 minutes), and "A Pilgrimage of Pets (Part 2)" (25 November 2025, 62 minutes).
Worst Movies Ever Played publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 54 minutes across 32 episodes.
Booking probability for Worst Movies Ever Played is 21%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Worst Movies Ever Played requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Worst Movies Ever Played's contact route on record: verified email.
Worst Movies Ever Played is a leisure show with 32 episodes published.
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Episode #10
<p>It’s fourth down and fangs out for the North Bend High School football team.</p><p>Joey Clift joins us for the conclusion to Dark Side of the Noon. After Buff accidentally kills Postmaster Charlie with a remarkably...
Episode #9
<p>Forget Friday Night Lights. This is Friday Night Bites!</p><p>Comedian and TV writer Joey Clift joins us for Dark Side of the Noon. It's the winter solstice and the darkest day of the year in North Bend, Alaska. A...
Episode #8
<p>“You must be status and you must be quo, because I hate your f**king guts.” —Your adorable family cat, probably</p><p>Joan Ford joins us for the decidedly-adult children’s movie A Pilgrimage of Pets! Faced with...
Episode #7
<p>We did it, everyone. We made the most R-rated children’s movie ever.</p><p>Comedian and TV writer Joan Ford joins us for A Pilgrimage of Pets! Three lovable pets are about to go on the adventure of nine lifetimes. At...
Episode #6
<p>If you ever encounter a giant, man-eating blob, consider scatting at it to make it go away.</p><p>Robin Higgins joins us for part two of The Goo! When parasitic goo monsters threatens the city, Theo, Trina, and Bland...
Episode #5
<p>None of this would have happened if we'd built the evil secret lab under a Shoney’s.</p><p>Comedian, author, and science educator Robin Higgins tolerates our bunk science in this episode’s movie: The Goo...
Episode #4
<p>There can only be one (butt cheek sawed off).</p><p>Cartoonist Lars Kenseth joins us for the thrilling conclusion to Tartans of Forever! Three immortals, Grok, Skirm, and Morcant have been ambushed in 1980s NYC...
Episode #3
<p>The IP lawsuits are temporary, but the laughs are immortal. So we’re ripping off Highlander.</p><p>Cartoonist Lars Kenseth joins us for Tartans of Forever! In the year 1356, three immortals met during a war in...
Episode #2
<p>If the plastic ball pit at your child’s birthday party doesn’t get melted into molten plastic by hot alien hands, is it even a real party?</p><p>Ian Abramson joins us for part two of Hard E’s Big Adventure! Duncan...
Episode #1
<p>It’s like if E.T. was wet, scaly, fascinated by hate, and sponsored by a fast food corporation.</p><p>Comedian Ian Abramson joins us for Hard E’s Big Adventure! Aspiring bully Duncan Punchnugget and astronomy-club...
Worst Movies Ever Played
<p>Please listen. They have my daughter. </p><p>If you don't listen to the trailer for Season 3 of Worst Movies Ever Played, the comedy actual play podcast where the hosts make up bad movies on the spot, I fear what...
Episode #9
<p>While we're in "post-pro" on our third season of Worst Movies Ever Played (coming soon!), here's a bonus made-for-TV style movie called Sunset House from the mid-80s horror anthology series Stories Related to and...
Episode #8
<p>In the thrilling conclusion of A Hot Night In CyberDallas, Ronnie Fax-Machine and Paramnesia face off against Major Lazer, a Jamaican cyborg killing machine that is, strangely enough, not musical in any way. At the...
Episode #7
<p>In part two of A Hot Night In CyberDallas, Ronnie Fax-Machine and Paramnesia continue to work their way up the Texas Instruments tower, fighting back against the big calculator lobby with biblical holograms and plain...
Episode #6
<p>In 2044, the megacorporation of Texas Instruments and its CEO, TJ MacCune, lords over all of CyberDallas. Ronnie Fax-Machine, a veteran of Texas Instruments’ human fax program, is on a quest to make the company...
Episode #5
<p>In the conclusion of Sex 84, Sam Droid has been apprehended and brought to the former lab of Tommy Funkhauser and Dr. Blazen. Tommy Funkhauser plans to use these sex robots as part of the secret government project...
Episode #4
<p>In Sex 84, Dr. Blazen, a genius scientist who loves smoking weed heads back to his former lab with his former boss, Tommy “Fun Times” Funkhauser, a man who loves wearing Hawaiian shirts. Meanwhile Sam Droid, a former...
Episode #3
<p>In the thrilling conclusion of Water So Blue It’s Black, Tony, Slaps, and Gilda enter the mysterious, underwater alien cathedral that was guarded by krill ghosts. The wonders and dangers inside bring new meaning to...
Episode #2
<p>In part two of Water So Blue It’s Black, Tony and Slaps try to steal a submarine to go find the missing crew that’s been lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. But first they have to get through FUFLBOT 9000, the...
Episode #1
<p>In Water So Blue It’s Black, it’s 2054, and a crew of marine biologists has gone missing from Sea Station 86, which sits deep below the Bermuda Triangle. Former boxer and sea-station manager Tony Danzers must team up...
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