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<p>Did anyone else succumb to the horrors of America's Next Top Model in their adolescence? Raise your hand if you were scared. Me too. I was really, really scared.</p> <p><br></p> <p>THANK YOU Jess for joining us this...

<p>We are so back. What did we miss. Anything bad? Surely nothing bad. </p> <p><br></p> <p>JOIN US as we look back on the US presidents in our lifetime as we lament about the general nature of everything right now...

Heyyyyyy we're back if you even NOTICED we were gone. Join us to try and recall the full plot of a movie formative to our psyche and FASHION, and embark with us in the realization that Paolo is canonically TWENTY SIX...

<p>What is the most incredible thing you ever did for a crush when you were a child? Went to the hospital in an ambulance for the bit? Learned all the lyrics to every Eminem song? Maybe physically injured them? Join us...

<p>Welcome back to us YAPPING and this week we are trying to remember the plots of the 3 Spy Kids films 99% from memory (goes badly) and then Kassie gets so excited about the differences between spies and secret agents...

<p>Hey team we are discussing the nasty body type culture of the early 2000's but we aren't convinced that we have had any respite from that trend actually. The fact that we live in the timeline where Kate Moss said...

<p>Today we are discussing the American diet for children, specifically what we ate growing up in the 2000s. We also learn what makes Minute Rice fast and pay homage to the Flintstone vitamins that rescued us from...

<p>We're BAAAAAACKKK and we are talking about the Drug Abuse Resistance Education of the 2000's. If you:</p> <p>1. ever got busted by the drug dogs in school</p> <p>2. got body shamed by the D.A.R.E officer</p> <p>3...

<p>Class is in session again and this time it's science class. We chat about our science class legacies and Kassie sings a few songs. Bill Nye MIGHT be responsible for planes falling out of the sky and we quiz ourselves...

<p>We finish up our (4 bullet points) of discussion on the Quiet on Set documentary. Kassie is coughing, Lauren is disassociating at the grocery store, nothing has changed. This episode, like the last, includes a lot of...

<p>Kassie and I put on our serious hats for a minute to discuss the recent Quiet on Set documentary as well as Jennette McCurdy's book I'm Glad My Mom Died as we reminisce on our favorite Nickelodeon shows from the...

<p>I wish I was the person that I was before I asked you all if you had any childhood pet trauma stories. Spoiler alert that everybody saw coming: most of these are about hamsters. Send this episode to the child in your...

<p>If any of you live in a mansion where we can mattress surf please hit our line immediately it is an emergency. Make sure your nails are done and that you straighten your hair or Julie Andrews is going to call you...

<p>Remember that kid who took gym class way too seriously? Fueled by some enigmatic, yet white hot, internal rage? Why was his name always Tyler? Don't let the scooter scalp you challenge (impossible). Take a lap.</p>

<p>Why were so many of our cartoons in the 90s and early 2000s so unsettling? Have you considered that maybe we deserved it? Could the FNAF kids of today comprehend Eustace's Bugle? Join us to talk about the genre of...