Episode #19
19 - Aliens.gov
Jun 4, 202646 minS1
<p>In this episode, we talk about the passing of Marcia Lucas, Star Wars Starfighter leaks, Zack Snyder directing a “reimagining” of ‘Escape From New York’, and more!</p><p><br></p><p>Patreon...
About this Podcast:
We’re Cooked is a podcast about the weirdest, wildest, and most terrible news of the moment. Because if the world’s on fire, we might as well laugh while it burns!
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Booking probability
29%
Guest openness
Selective
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What is We’re Cooked about?
We’re Cooked is a podcast about the weirdest, wildest, and most terrible news of the moment. Because if the world’s on fire, we might as well laugh while it burns!
What has We’re Cooked covered recently?
Recent episodes include "19 - Aliens.gov" (4 June 2026, 46 minutes), "18 -Sebastian Stan Confirms Two-Face In The Batman II" (28 May 2026, 46 minutes), and "17 - Florida Man Sets Own Apartment On Fire" (21 May 2026, 64 minutes).
How often does We’re Cooked publish?
We’re Cooked publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 57 minutes across 22 episodes.
How hard is it to get booked on We’re Cooked?
Booking probability for We’re Cooked is 29%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. We’re Cooked requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. We’re Cooked's contact route on record: public web form.
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We’re Cooked is a news podcast with 22 episodes published.
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Recent episodes
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May 28, 202646 minS1<p>In this episode we talk about Supergirl’s budget, Creature Commandos season two, Trump talking about a drug that brings the dead back to life, and more!</p><p><br></p><p>Patreon...
Episode #17
17 - Florida Man Sets Own Apartment On Fire
May 21, 20261h 4mS1<p>In this episode we talk about a Conan The Barbarian Sequel, Young Frankenstein prequel, IndyCar pulling a racist shirt design, and more!</p><p><br></p><p>Patreon...
Episode #16
Man On Fire Pulls Car With Genitals
May 14, 202654 minS1<p>In this episode we talk about Matthew Lillard joining Superman Man Of Tomorrow, Aaron Paul joining season 3 of Fallout, new cast added to Ryan Coogler’s X-Files, and more!</p><p><br></p><p>Patreon...
May 7, 20261h 7mS1<p>In this episode we talk about the death of media mogul Ted Turner, a bearded wife setting her husband on fire, Bank Of America’s take on the price of video games, and more!</p><p><br></p><p>Patreon...
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Episode #14
14 - Wisconsin Man Steals Back Identity
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Episode #13
13 - The Onion Buys Info Wars
Apr 23, 202656 minS1<p>In this episode we talk about more Batman II casting, toilets in Chinese cars, Netflix blocking Warner Bros/Paramount merger, and more!</p><p><br></p><p>Patreon...
Episode #12
12 - Fail Proof AI Jesus Apps
Apr 18, 202655 minS1<p>In this episode we talk about Man Of Tomorrow casting news, tiktok psychic sued, human remains found in Michigan, and more!</p><p><br></p><p>Patreon: https://patreon.com/werecooked</p><p><br></p><p>TikTok...
Episode #11
11 - The Sperm Racing World Cup
Apr 9, 202655 minS1<p>In this episode we talk about the Sperm Racing World Cup, The Defenders returning to Daredevil: Born Again, Jonathon Majors injury on Daily Wire movie set, Viagra in chocolate, and more!</p><p><br></p><p>Patreon...
Episode #10
10- The 12 Ton KitKat Candy Caper
Apr 2, 202657 minS1<p>In this episode, we talk about Disney potentially buying Epic Games/Fortnite, Harmful AI YouTube children videos, ‘Project Hail Mary’ becoming Amazon’s highest grossing film, and more!</p><p><br></p><p>Patreon...
Episode #9
9 - Quadruple Amputee Murders Man
Mar 26, 202650 minS1<p>In this episode we talk about fentanyl found in Barbie packaging, Netflix Scooby Doo cast announcement, The Punisher special, and more!</p><p><br></p><p>Patreon...
Episode #8
8 - The Oscars And Ant Smuggling Rings
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Episode #7
7 - Florida Man Builds City For Dolphins
Mar 12, 202652 minS1<p>In this episode, we talk about a (definitely true) story about a man being kidnapped by dolphins to build them an underwater city, The Batman 2 rumors, a man attempting to rob with only Google Translate, and...
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6 - Attack Of The Clones!
Mar 6, 20261h 2mS6<p>in this episode, we talk about the clone of Jim Carrey, NFL kidnappings, Florida prophets, Jonathon Majors’ attempted comeback, and more!</p><p><br></p><p>Patreon...
Episode #5
5 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Feb 27, 20261h 10mS1<p>In this episode, we talk about Scary Movie 6 plot details, Kid Rock’s $5,000 tickets, missing mothers, and more!</p><p></p><p>Patreon: https://patreon.com/werecooked</p><p></p><p>TikTok...
We’re Cooked
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Feb 24, 202651 minS0<p>For our first Cooked Cinema we are covering 2002’s 28 Days Later!</p><p>Check out our Patreon for future Cooked Cinema episodes!</p><p>Patreon: https://patreon.com/werecooked</p><p></p><p>TikTok...
Episode #4
4 - Elderly Fight Club
Feb 20, 20261 hourS1<p>In this episode Luke and Jake talk about haywire chat bots, the oldest fight club, methed out Home Alone, and more!</p><p></p><p>Patreon: https://patreon.com/werecooked</p><p></p><p>TikTok...
Episode #3
3 - Oops All Conspiracies
Feb 13, 202652 minS1<p>In this episode Luke & Jake talk about murderers doing taxes, funeral directors arrested, the latest celebrity deaths, and more!</p><p></p><p>Patreon: https://patreon.com/werecooked</p><p></p><p>TikTok...
Episode #2
2 - Lottery Kingpins
Feb 6, 20261h 8mS1<p>In this episode, we talk about lottery winners becoming drug kingpins, drug fueled pilots, rich beggars, and more!</p><p></p><p>Patreon: https://patreon.com/werecooked</p><p></p><p>TikTok...
Episode #1
1 - Russian Mummies
Jan 30, 202659 minS1<p>In this episode, Luke & Jake talk about stuff!</p>
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