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Welcome To The Clusterf*ck!

Hosted by Melissa Dawn Harris · news · EN

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Reality is weird. We’re just here to make it weirder.Welcome to the Clusterf*ck is a podcast for the curious, the skeptical, theslightly unhinged, and anyone who has ever looked at the world andthought, “Okay…what the fuck is actually going on?” clusterfuck.substack.com

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What is Welcome To The Clusterf*ck! about?

Reality is weird. We’re just here to make it weirder. Welcome to the Clusterf*ck is a podcast for the curious, the skeptical, theslightly unhinged, and anyone who has ever looked at the world andthought, “Okay…what the fuck is actually going on?”

Who hosts Welcome To The Clusterf*ck!?

Welcome To The Clusterf*ck! is hosted by Melissa Dawn Harris. The show has published 103 episodes to date.

What has Welcome To The Clusterf*ck! covered recently?

Recent episodes include "Out of the Memory Hole: Let's Talk About Isaac Kappy" (1 June 2026, 150 minutes), "Donald Trump Takes London Theory & Other Occult Politics with Jer & Niish" (29 May 2026, 151 minutes), and "Let's Celebrate World Dracula Day!" (25 May 2026, 118 minutes).

How often does Welcome To The Clusterf*ck! publish?

Welcome To The Clusterf*ck! publishes roughly weekly, with episodes averaging 122 minutes across 103 episodes.

How hard is it to get booked on Welcome To The Clusterf*ck!?

Booking probability for Welcome To The Clusterf*ck! is 33%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Welcome To The Clusterf*ck! requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Welcome To The Clusterf*ck!'s contact route on record: public web form.

About the host

Melissa Dawn Harris hosts Welcome To The Clusterf*ck!, a news podcast with 103 episodes published.

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Recent episodes

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  • Jun 1, 20262h 30mS0

    <p>We are going to revisit the suspicious case of Isaac Kappy. Who was he, what was his claims, and what really happened to him. FOLLOW AND THUMBS UP ON THE YOUTUBE CHANNELWebsite: www.theclusterfuck.comSubstack...

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    Let's Celebrate World Dracula Day!

    May 25, 20261h 58mS0

    <p>On Tuesday May 26th the novel Dracula will be 129 years old. So join me as I talk all about the novel, it's inception, it's author, the characters, the films, and why it's a tome that refuses to die! FOLLOW AND...

  • May 18, 20262h 20mS0

    <p>Today we are going to go into the deep end of conspiracy and talk about Luciferianism. From the royal family, Elites, CH.Lubavitch, chid trafficking, and even aliens! Then the big question is: Why? What theology...

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  • Apr 20, 20261h 34mS0

    <p>Researcher and host on Killifornia on the Walter Bosley Channel, Todd Wood returns to the show to talk about Satanism in the Catholic Church, in particular the murder of Sister Margaret Ann in 1980. Follow their show...

  • Apr 7, 20262h 22mS0

    <p>It's Sunday again! Time to talk about this crazy clusterf*ck and how to reduce it's f*ckery on you and me! We are going to take a look at Albert Pike, how he's is connected to this entire dark enlightenment, the tech...

  • Apr 6, 20261h 27mS0

    <p>Today we are going to explore the little known elements of serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Was he really a lone serial killer, or was he involved in something much more sinister. FOLLOW AND THUMBS UP ON THE YOUTUBE...

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    Was Isaac Newton A Dispensationalist?

    Mar 27, 20261h 35mS0

    <p>Isaac Newton, the guy who created calculus and discovered the law of gravity, also was big into bible prophecy. Was he a zionist before it was even a word?FOLLOW AND THUMBS UP ON THE YOUTUBE CHANNELWebsite...

  • Mar 12, 20261h 43mS0

    <p>Join me this Wednesday evening to discuss the war in Iran, Wetika and spiritual solutions. We will be navigating X alot. Dispelling rumors on all sides.FOLLOW AND THUMBS UP ON THE YOUTUBE CHANNELWebsite...

  • Mar 9, 20262h 12mS0

    <p>We are going to discuss how MAGA has become infiltrated with Dark MAGA, aka technocrats whose goal is to have a total dark enlightenment. Sound like an oxymoron? Well that's because it is. Leave it to the likes of...

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    War With Iran, A YUUUUGEE Mistake!

    Mar 5, 20261h 55mS0

    <p>Special Wednesday stream tonight. We discuss the attack on Iran, the miscalculations and how this could possibly turn into WW3 if America AKA Israel keeps up their insanity. FOLLOW AND THUMBS UP ON THE YOUTUBE...

  • Mar 2, 20262h 25mS0

    <p>Let's take a look at King Charles past with figures like Jimmy Saville, you know just to remind the public that he's not the "good" brother to Andrew's evilness. Second half we talk about the war against the sun and...

  • Feb 23, 20262h 32mS0

    <p> have talked about Jim Jones on this channel before and I think it's time to revisit the reverend Jones and what the truth is behind his church People's Temple. We will cover:*Jones KKK links via father*Jones as a...

  • Feb 19, 20261h 27mS0

    <p>Another one off before I get crazy busy with work! This clusterf*ck of a planet keeps escalating the blackmail. The question is, who is doing it and who is trying to gain all the power from other elites? It's like a...

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