Oct 27, 20261h 6mS2
We thought we were going to talk about falling apart. Instead, we covered Botox, bad backs, disappearing eyelashes, a $3,000 accidental purchase, a microwave repairman who accidentally became our therapist, and why...
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Vertically Unstable: where wit meets wisdom! Meet Kelly, corporate 🇨🇦 and Christy, 🇺🇸 entrepreneur. Join us for laughs, wild stories and badassery!
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What is Vertically Unstable about?
Vertically Unstable: where wit meets wisdom! Meet Kelly, corporate 🇨🇦 and Christy, 🇺🇸 entrepreneur. Join us for laughs, wild stories and badassery!
What has Vertically Unstable covered recently?
Recent episodes include "S2 Ep 28: Vertically Unstable - Falling Apart" (27 October 2026, 66 minutes), "S2 Ep27: It's Fall Y'all But You Can Keep Your Pumpkin Spice" (13 October 2026, 79 minutes), and "S2 Ep25 - Shut the F*ck Up Mom: The Sports Parent Episode" (22 September 2026, 65 minutes).
How often does Vertically Unstable publish?
Vertically Unstable publishes roughly every two weeks, with episodes averaging 67 minutes across 57 episodes.
How hard is it to get booked on Vertically Unstable?
Booking probability for Vertically Unstable is 31%, and the host is rated Selective on guests. Vertically Unstable requires a Pod Score of 80 or higher. Vertically Unstable's contact route on record: public web form.
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Vertically Unstable is a comedy podcast with 57 episodes published.
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Recent episodes
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- Oct 13, 20261h 19mS2
Fall is here, and apparently that means pumpkin spice, questionable fashion choices, preteen attitude, and absolutely no agreement on what makes a proper autumn. Kelly and Christy attempt to talk about fall, but...
- Sep 22, 20261h 5mS2
Competitive sports will teach your kids discipline, resilience, teamwork and how to lose their shit when the ref makes a bad call. And apparently, it teaches the parents a few things too. Kelly and Christy are joined by...
Episode #24
S2 Ep24 I Want A Man, Not A Roommate
Sep 8, 202649 minS2After two divorces from the SAME MAN, Christy is back in the dating pool and asking the question nobody warned her about: Do I actually want a husband, or do I just want a man who makes my life better? Kelly is happily...
- Aug 25, 202648 minS2
We came to talk about memory. We think. What happens instead? Poop. Vegas. Backstreet Boys. Body image. Cocktails on work calls. Nails. AI warning labels. Movies. Music. Monday-morning brain fog. Taylor Swift’s wedding...
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- Aug 11, 20261h 9mS2
Apparently adulthood is just one giant operations department and nobody bothered to tell us there would be this much fucking logistics. Kelly is back after a 40-hour cross-country drive, hauling her daughter's life from...
- Jul 21, 20261 hourS2
What would happen if two slightly unhinged Gen X women suddenly had unlimited money? Spoiler alert: We'd become completely unbearable... and we'd love every second of it. In this episode, Kelly and Christy dive...
- Jul 14, 20261h 6mS2
Why does everything suddenly feel so much more annoying after 40? This week, Kelly and Christy compare notes on the everyday things that now send them into full-blown unhinged mode. From speakerphone conversations...
Episode #18
S2 Ep 18 The World Cup Meets Ranch Dressing
Jun 26, 20261h 8mS2Forget everything you think you know about America. With the World Cup shining a spotlight on the U.S., Kelly and Christy dive into the wonderfully weird habits, traditions, and obsessions that make America unlike...
Episode #17
S2 Ep 17 Nobody Worked Like Our Parents Did
Jun 12, 202659 minS2This week on Vertically Unstable, Kelly and Christy tackle one of the biggest changes of the past few decades: work. As Gen X women, they grew up watching parents who stayed with one company for decades, worked...
- Jun 5, 20261h 20mS2
This week on Vertically Unstable, Kelly and Christy tackle a feeling that seems to be everywhere lately: whatever happened to normal? Remember when a family vacation didn't require a second mortgage? When airline seats...
Episode #15
S2 Ep 15: Why Summer Break is a Scam
May 22, 20261h 3mS2This week on Vertically Unstable, Kelly and Christy unpack the absolute delusion that is summer vacation as a parent. Because while kids think summer means freedom, moms know it actually means sports schedules, snack...
Episode #14
S2 Ep14 Why Men Suck (But Also Need Hugs)
May 16, 20261h 26mS2This week on Vertically Unstable, we welcome our first ever male guest, Casey Hurbis… and immediately ask him why men are emotionally unavailable, why dads turn everything into a competition, and how he’s somehow been...
- May 8, 20261h 17mS2
This week, Kelly and Christy are joined by Enneagram expert Kenzie for a conversation that starts with personality types and quickly turns into a full-blown identity audit. From leadership styles and conflict patterns...
- May 1, 202653 minS2
What starts as a girls’ trip to Miami quickly turns into something a little more… revealing. Somewhere between outfit changes, late-night conversations, and “one more drink,” Kelly and Christy realize that a weekend...
- Apr 23, 20261h 10mS2
Welcome to the guilt carnival… where the rides are rigged, the prizes are fake, and somehow moms are expected to win anyway. In this episode, Kelly and Christy rip the mask off “perfect motherhood” and say the quiet...
- Apr 10, 20261h 7mS2
What if the thing you’ve been calling a side hustle … is actually your next identity? In this episode, we go all in on reinvention — not the cute kind with a new haircut (though yes, we talk about that too 💁♀️), but...
- Apr 6, 20261h 9mS2
TAKE TWO - without the audio issues! In this wildly relatable episode, Kelly and Christy take a hard left from mushroom coffee mishaps into the chaotic, overpriced, and often contradictory world of “wellness.” From...
- Mar 29, 20261h 23mS2
After weeks of travel and life doing the absolute most, Kelly and Christy are back catching up on everything from travel fails and food regrets to parenting moments and the mental gymnastics of holding it all...
- Mar 7, 202657 minS1
In honor of International Women’s Day , Kelly and Christy celebrate the women who quietly (and not so quietly) keep the world spinning. From the surprising inventions created by women to the invisible mental load of...
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