V N APE

A local musician & failed intellectual walk into a bar…

V N APE is a society podcast hosted by Michael Velasco x TheModernApe, with 106 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Michael Velasco x TheModernApe hosts V N APE, a society show with 106 episodes published.

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  EPISODE 107 | The Holy Placenta (Feat. Ron)

  Aug 5, 20261h 50m

  V N APE BACK after a short hiatus! In this episode, the boys talk about V & Ron’s first time trying kratom, tackle some moral dilemmas, break down the bizarre claim that hieroglyphics reduce inflammation, cover the Tates getting arrested again, and finish by showing some love to Eyes Wide Shut and other cinematic classics + so much more! Follow Us On X: https://x.com/vnapepodcast Follow Us On IG: @VNAPEpodcast Ask Us ANYTHING!

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  EPISODE 106 | “The Gooner Gulag” (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)

  May 22, 202651 minS0

  <p><b>Joined by Kev on this episode of V N APE, the boys discuss: Roland the Farter and the lost art of medieval entertainment, debate whether the Make-A-Wish policy needs some serious revisions, and get into the recently viral JP Morgan lawsuit . They also say goodbye to InfoWars, break down Jordan Peterson accidentally reposting fetish porn, and end it with Nikola Tesla’s intense emotional attachment to his pigeons.</b></p><p>Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapepodcast</p><p>Ask Us ANYTHING!</p>

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  EPISODE 105 | “BBW Love Story”

  Apr 21, 20261h 13mS0

  <p>Welcome back to another episode of  <b>V N APE</b>! A short episode but don’t sleep on it! The boys dive deep into the psychology and philosophy behind the pimp game — strictly from a square’s perspective! They then discuss: OnlyFans founder passing away, Fidel Castro’s grandson interview with CNN, & V’s experience with a sassy BBW.</p><p>Ask Us ANYTHING!</p>

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  EPISODE 104 "TipToe Maxxing In Epstein Island"

  Mar 27, 20261h 19mS0

  <p>THE BOYS ARE BACK! And coming in hot this week —<br/>V N APE end up discussing: Ape’s wild random adult video chat experience, V’s curiosity landing him on a swinger website, Afroman having his day in court, LaRussel’s viral “Heaven Sent” preview, the future of Cuba after U.S. talks, Trump’s Pearl Harbor joke in front of Japan’s PM, Tucker Carlson grilling Sam Altman, a neuroscientist discovering he’s a psychopath, + so much more!</p><p>Follow us on X & IG: @VNAPEpodcast</p><p>Ask Us ANYTHING!</p>

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  EPISODE 103 | “The Cuck Phenomenon” (Feat. Kid Miami & Kevin From Heaven)

  Feb 13, 20262 hourS0

  <p><b>On this episode of V N APE, the boys are joined by longtime friend KID MIAMI. Formerly known as Mr. MIA, the Cuban-American rapper from Hialeah grew up alongside V and has been part of his musical journey from day one. The guys jump straight in & discuss: Adam22’s latest boxing match against Jason Luv—is he a champ, a cuck, or just coping? Kanye West vs. Lil Wayne in a VERZUZ, weird and shady things happening behind the hip-hop scene, MIA’s views on Christianity, wild biblical stories, + so much more! Kev drops in last minute to stir t...

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