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Utter Football Nonsense
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Utter Football Nonsense

Hosted by Unknown Host · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 5 episodes

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Episodes
5
Last ep.
8 days ago
Avg length
79m
Booking Probability™
25
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Listen Score
11
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Virality (30d)
45
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About this podcast

Welcome to Utter Football Nonsense, home to Football’s stupidest podcast! Every week, Andrew, Ciaran, Dennis and Michael go over the weekend’s wackiest moments, from VAR drama in the Premier League to hilarious interactions in Non-League, with sprinkles of European action included! Full episodes uploaded on YouTube, Spotify and Apple Music every week, with smaller clips posted on X, Instagram and TikTok!

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Unknown Host hosts Utter Football Nonsense, a sports show with 5 episodes published.

Recent episodes

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Spygate Scandal aftermath, more VAR horror shows and PL Final Day Preview

May 22, 20261h 15mEp. 50

WE'RE BACK! Andrew, Dennis and Michael are back (in an unfamiliar setting) after a long hiatus to review the absolute carnage that's been English football over the last week, including Spygate 2.0, Bryan Mbuemo's handbal

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Jorginho vs Chappell Roan, Social Media CHAOS after Tyne-Wear Derby and England squad reaction

Mar 25, 20261h 22mEp. 40

This week, the boys discuss the beef between former Chelsea and Arsenal man Jorginho and singer Chappell Roan. We also discuss the fallout after Sunderland's last-minute derby victory at Newcastle United and react to Tho

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Chelsea's pre-match huddle backfires, and Michael crashes out over "Mickey Mouse" Cup

Mar 18, 20261h 11mEp. 30

This week sees the boys discuss the backlash over Chelsea's pre-match huddle before their 1-0 home defeat to Newcastle United, while Michael crashes out at Ciaran's take on the "Mickey Mouse" Cup Final. We also discuss T

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VAR needs SCRAPPED, Sense or Nonsense debut and Old Firm the best derby in Britain?

Mar 10, 20261h 20mEp. 20

This week, the boys discuss VAR controversy in Germany and whether the system needs to be scrapped all together, beef in the media between Mikel Arteta and Fabian Hurzeler, groundhopping, Felipe Luis' controversial sacki

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Michael's viral meal deal tweet, Tottenham and Leicester in trouble and early Champions League predictions

Mar 4, 20261h 23mEp. 10

In this week's episode, Andrew, Michael and Dennis get into a heated debate over the price of a meal deal at Old Trafford. We also discuss the troubles at both Tottenham Hotspur and Leicester City, England's World Cup fa

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18-54
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