Underground Globalist News

Underground Globalist News is my nightly assault on the official story. I’m Alexa Jones, and I don’t do sanitized headlines or sponsor-approved truth. I take real news, real facts, and I expose the bloated machinery grinding underneath all the lies, the rot, the polished corruption, and the industrial absurdity. If you’re tired of being talked down to by mannequins in blazers, step into the signal.

Underground Globalist News is a news podcast hosted by Alexa Jones, with 0 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

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  Episode #7

  CHIMERA PROTOCOL: DARPA’s Radio-War Monster and the Bacteria Simulation Engine Coming for Your Cells

  Mar 29, 20266 minS1

  <p>Folks... they didn’t build one CHIMERA, they built two — one to devour the electromagnetic battlefield and another to simulate living microbes down to the cellular twitch. In this episode of Underground Globalist News, I rip into DARPA’s latest black-budget nightmare: adaptive RF hardware from BAE Systems, bacterial digital twins from Radiance Technologies, and the terrifying possibility that the Pentagon is merging signal warfare with programmable biology into one screaming techno-organic control grid. </p><p><br/></p><p>We’re talking contract filings, microwave warfare, microbial simulation, encrypted kill webs, and a future where your phone, your fridge, and your...

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  Episode #6

  PLENARY NECROMANCER: Project 2025, and the Cadaver Bureaucrat Trying to Turn the Constitution into a Suggestion Pamphlet

  Mar 29, 20266 minS1

  <p>They didn’t just hire an adviser — they installed a a grievance engine, and a dream of executive power with no leash. Tonight, Underground Globalist News tears into Stephen Miller’s rise from radio-call-in culture warrior to the policy cryptkeeper behind family separation, legal warfare, demographic panic, and that chilling little “plenary authority” slip that sounded an awful lot like the mask falling off on live TV. If you ever wanted to hear a man described as a haunted filing cabinet with fascist firmware, congratulations - this one's for you</p>

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  Episode #5

  KATECHON PROTOCOL: Peter Thiel’s Palantir Empire and the Anti-Democratic Operating System Being Installed Beneath America

  Mar 29, 20265 minS1

  <p>Folks... they didn’t just build a software company, they built a throne. In this episode of Underground Globalist News, we rip open the full Thielian blueprint — from the PayPal Mafia blood pact to Palantir’s surveillance empire, from Girardian scapegoat philosophy to Dark Enlightenment fantasies of CEO-kings replacing your vote with algorithmic rule. We’re talking DOGE infiltration, Urbit feudalism, elite bunker-state exit plans, and a ruling class that doesn’t just want to run society — it wants to re-code the human future itself. This isn’t politics anymore. It’s a hostile takeover of reality by technocratic aristocrats with...

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  Episode #4

  KILL WEB PERMANENT: Pentagon Just Gave Palantir’s Silicon God the Keys to Every Trigger on Earth

  Mar 29, 20265 minS1

  <p>Folks… they stopped pretending. In early 2026 the Department of Defense quietly made Project Maven a permanent program of record — turning Palantir’s Maven Smart System into the official brain of America’s global kill web. One AI fusion monster now sucks in drone footage, satellite ghosts, your phone’s location pings, and your kid’s TikTok metadata… then vomits out a thousand fresh targets every hour while humans get reduced to a twenty-second rubber stamp.</p>

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  Episode #3

  DISCOMBOBULATOR DOWN: Maduro’s Brain-Fried Extraction and the Silent Coup That Just Rehearsed Your Neighborhood Blackout

  Mar 29, 20267 minS1

  <p>They didn’t bomb Caracas, they pulse-fried its entire nervous system with the “discombobulator,” blacked out the grid, hacked every S-300 battery, and drone-netted Maduro like a stray cat in under six minutes. Zero American casualties. Google it. But what they’re NOT telling you is that this was never about Venezuela… it was the live-fire beta test for turning every sovereign circuit board on Earth into a remote-controlled puppet.</p>

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