Welcome to Two in the Closet Podcast — where two midlife best friends (Beth & Jen) squeeze into a closet to spill the truth about life, laughter, and spiritual growth. 🎙️If you’re a woman 50+ who craves humor, heart, and high-vibe conversations, you’re in the right place. We dive into everything from spirituality and self-discovery to generational slang, decluttering, solo aging, procrastination, and the funny side of everyday life.Our blend of spiritual wisdom, metaphysical insights, and zero-shame storytelling makes this podcast the perfect mix of inspiration and entertainment. Think of us as your closet confidantes — always real, sometimes ridiculous, and never afraid to laugh at ourselves.👉 Subscribe now and join the conversation: midlife, mindset, and metaphysics with a side of humor. Because life’s too short not to laugh, reflect, and reset.
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Beth & Jen hosts Two in the Closet · Humor, Spirituality & Real Talk for Women 50+, a comedy show with 42 episodes published.
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No One Told Us This (About Menopause)
Apr 23, 202625 minS3
<p>Menopause isn’t just hot flashes and mood swings — and if that’s all you’ve heard, you’re not getting the full picture.</p><p>In this honest and relatable episode of Two in the Closet, Beth and Jen dive into the emotional, spiritual, and identity shifts that come with perimenopause and menopause.</p><p>From unexpected grief to surprising freedom, this conversation explores what really happens when your body — and your life — start changing.</p><p>✨ In this episode, we cover:</p>The emotional rollercoaster of menopauseWhy no one talks about the deeper shiftsGrief, identity, and major life transitions...
<p>Feeling overwhelmed, scattered, or stuck in the same patterns?</p><p>In this episode of Two in the Closet, Beth and Jen explore how daily rituals can shift your life from chaos to calm — without adding more to your plate.</p><p>Rituals aren’t about perfection or religion — they’re about intention.</p><p>You’ll learn:</p>The difference between habits and ritualsHow rituals calm your nervous system and reduce anxietyWhy intention + attention is the key to transformationHow to turn everyday actions (coffee, showers, bedtime) into meaningful ritualsReal-life examples of rituals that work — and ones that don’t<p></p><p>If...
<p>Are you breathing… or just surviving?</p><p>In this episode of Two in the Closet, Beth and Jen explore how something as simple as your breath can completely change your nervous system, your mood, and even your health.</p><p>After hearing from a former pharmacist who turned to breathwork instead of medication, we had to try it—and talk about it.</p><p>You’ll hear:</p>A real-life story of anxiety and dysregulationWhy shallow breathing makes everything worseThe science behind breathwork (without the overwhelm)A guided breathing exercise you can follow along with<p>Plus, we talk a...
It's NOT about YOU! How to stop taking things personally and protect your peace
Apr 1, 202635 minS3
<p>Why do we take things so personally—even when we know it’s probably not about us?</p><p>In this episode of Two in the Closet, Beth and Jen unpack the emotional, psychological, and even physical impact of taking things personally—and how to stop the spiral.</p><p>From unanswered texts to feeling ignored or disrespected, they explore how old wounds, nervous system responses, and ego-driven stories shape our reactions.</p><p>If you’ve ever:</p>Overanalyzed a text messageFelt instantly rejected or “too much”Got stuck in your head replaying conversationsOr struggled to separate fact from story<p...
<p>When Everything Feels Like Too Much… Start Here | Two in the Closet Podcast</p><p>Description:</p><p> Feeling overwhelmed, anxious, or stuck? You’re not alone—and you’re not broken.</p><p>In this episode of Two in the Closet, Beth and Jen dive into the real-life experience of overwhelm—how it shows up in your body, your thoughts, and your daily life. From racing thoughts and frozen energy to overworking and shutting down, they unpack what’s really happening beneath the surface.</p><p>More importantly, they share simple, practical ways to begin breaking free—without adding more pr...
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