Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

It's NOT who you think!

apologies for the no caps in this description

It's the end of the world, and you're welcome. We feel fiiiiiiine.

The final in-person LA episode. Eating horse and whale, the movie Obsession and its ominous bedspread, Craig's favorite things from the trip (sushi burritos, Lomo Saltado, swimming, running up the hill), and getting...

July 4th fireworks and finger safety, the safety glass guy who fell out the window, Darwin Awards, Toad the Wet Sprocket origin story, Wayne's World, and ADHD daymares.

Coffee turning Craig into a morning person, dogs with opposable thumbs (and what they could do with them), Greg hates Magic Spoon, meeting Ron Howard and Henry Winkler at a sushi restaurant, and face pummeling.

Craig visits Greg in person! They discuss nood lighting, nap science, Andy Kaufman's tall desk, meth pods, Matthew McConaughey on Friends, Reese's Pieces, and the limp hand ear touch that changed the world.

Craig visits Greg in LA. Topics covered: blood showers, Bram Stoker, face rubbing, pot gummies, sleep habits, negotiating contracts, and why Enron failed (it was Scientology).

For real. We do talk about that.

But actually that's a lie. You can sauté it.

Let's get funky!

But you don't know what we're spoiling!

<p>Also, let's learn about Common Law!</p>

<p>also some stuff about playboy</p>

<p>The episode that almost never was.</p>